To Be Tested.....
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Posted:Jul 12, 2012 5:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2012 4:56 am
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Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point.
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~C. S. Lewis~
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Texting Decoded.....
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Posted:Jul 11, 2012 9:00 pm
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2012 8:34 pm
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With people using text messaging more and more now in day, and people becoming lazy with actually typing out words and phrases, I thought I'd help you with some rising abbreviations, or "Lingo" terms that Teens are using. ..... Or at least some really stupid "Adults" like the cast of the Jersey Shore are using.
DLOD: Doing Lots Of Drugs
SBBQ: Sex Barbecue
OMGB: Old Man Gangbang
PSMD: Parents Suck Major Dick
NMH: Need More Head
PMC: Prolapsing My Colon
LKAB: Let's Kill A Bum
MHIO: My Hole Is Open
This is just to name a few. I just doing my part to keep you all better informed to keep an eye out for such devious and stupid acts of moronicness that is plaguing our society
Have you seen or are using any interesting and new Text Abbreviations?
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Never Mix It Up.....
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Posted:Jul 11, 2012 5:11 am
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2012 8:14 pm
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Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
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~F. Scott Fitzgerald~
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Glass Of Wine....
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Posted:Jul 10, 2012 8:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2012 8:07 pm
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I enjoy a glass of wine every night for it's health benefits.
The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
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Excuses Excuses Excuses.....
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Posted:Jul 10, 2012 4:48 am
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2012 8:28 pm
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The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.
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~Erica Jong~
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Strange New Trend.....
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Posted:Jul 9, 2012 8:13 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2012 5:03 am
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A Strange New trend has been starting at the office.
People are putting names on food in the office fridge.
Today, I had a sandwich named Steve.
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Look It Up.....
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Posted:Jul 9, 2012 4:55 am
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2012 7:00 pm
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Never memorize what you can look up in books.
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~Albert Einstein~
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OMG, I've Been Wasting My Life.....
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Posted:Jul 8, 2012 8:34 pm
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2012 8:24 pm
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Oh My God, Oh My God, OMG!!!!! I have been wasting my life all this time and I haven't even known it!!!!!
For YEARS I've been sleeping on 200 thread count sand paper sheets for as long as I've been sleeping in a bed.
I have been thinking about going and getting a new bed set to, well, make my bed like new and get rid of the "Funk" on having the same sheets that I've had sense the ex. So Saturday I got up off my ass from the couch, and went to Bed Bath & Beyond to finially get the process under the way, or at least price shop them and see what I need to save up. After all, the good shit ain't cheap.
So after an hour of wandering the bedding department, seeing all the things there are to have on ones bed and wondering what half the shit is, and yes I did have to pull my phone out and search what half the shit was and why it's needed for a bed. After all, the last time I bought new bedding stuff was over 10 years ago, and all the stuff came in the bag. And the comforter I use is the same comforter that I've had sense I was in the 4h grade. Yes it has stains, yes it's faded, and yes I've torn all the stitching out that holds it together. So I really have no clue what all this stuff is anymore.
I came to find some sheets that I liked, then I found a comforter that is from the same designer and really high thread count. Something a little more my style..... Something a little more grown up, lol. I pondered and pondered over the cost of it all. Buying the full set would have made making it to the next paycheck a little tough. So I decided to get the sheets while they were on sale at least.
I get home, put them on, and Oh My GOD, THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING!!!!! Egyptian cotton is the SHIT!!!!! However my cat doesn't like the sound of me rolling in the sheets, lol. He keeps attacking my feet.
Now all I need is a naked hottie in the sheets with me. Ladies, any volunteers? 
What do you prefer for your bedding? If you're doing anything less then 500 thread count, I HIGHLY suggest you go buy some. After all, you spend 1/4 of your life in bed. Half of it if you're a porn star, lol
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To Read Or Write.....
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Posted:Jul 6, 2012 5:04 am
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2012 7:44 pm
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If you would be a reader, read; if a writer, write.
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~Epictetus~
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Size Matters.....
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Posted:Jul 5, 2012 9:17 pm
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2012 7:38 pm
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Women Say that "Size Doesn't Matter."
But I have yet to meet a woman that owns a 3 inch crooked vibrator.
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Keep On Spinning.....
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Posted:Jul 5, 2012 4:34 am
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2012 7:33 pm
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it is the peculiar nature of the world to go on spinning no matter what sort of heartbreak is happening.
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~Sue Monk ~
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I Do Enjoy It.....
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Posted:Jul 3, 2012 5:02 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2012 8:05 pm
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I don't actually suffer from insanity.
I actually do enjoy it!
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