All Mistakes.....
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Posted:Jul 3, 2012 4:58 am
Last Updated:Aug 17, 2013 2:30 am
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All the mistakes I have ever made were when I wanted to say "No" or "Yes."
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~Moss Hart~
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OMFG It's Monady.....
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Posted:Jul 2, 2012 5:01 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2012 7:36 pm
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I'm not upset that it's Monday.
I'm upset because of the fact that I have to wear real pants.
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In Order To Gain.....
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Posted:Jul 2, 2012 4:47 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2012 7:27 pm
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to loos everything else.
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Notice To All.....
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Posted:Jun 30, 2012 8:49 pm
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2012 8:41 pm
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Sexual Harassment In This Area Will Not Me Reported.
However, It Will Be "Graded."
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Do Without.....
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Posted:Jun 30, 2012 8:37 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2012 7:22 pm
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Give me the luxuries in life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
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~Frank Loyd Wright~
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Pain With Beauty.....
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Posted:Jun 29, 2012 5:08 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2012 8:00 pm
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The Pain Passes, But The Beauty Remains.
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~Pierre-Auguste Renoir~
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Hey, I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy.....
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Posted:Jun 28, 2012 5:07 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2012 7:57 pm
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I see you walkin' around, I'm creepin' not making a sound,
I swear you booty so round, And now I'm so Horny.
I got my phone took a pic, send it to yours you should click,
Yeah look at that that's my dick, but now I'm so Horny.
You're applying lotion, bouncing in slow motion,
I jizz like an Ocean, where you think you're goin' baby?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my penis,
So touch it maybe.
It kinda slants right,
At you baby,
But that's my penis,
So kiss it maybe.
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my penis,
let's make some babies.
And all the other girls,
Never date me,
But here's my penis,
Can I put it in your booty?
You saw the pic and never called, So then I sent you my balls,
You sent me nothing at all, But still I'm so Horny.
I wanna play with your hair, your panties give me a pair,
But now you're looking all scared, that make me more Horny.
You're applying lotion, bouncing in slow motion,
I jizz like an Ocean, where you think you're goin' get back here BITCH!!!!
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my penis,
So touch it maybe.
It kinda slants right,
At you baby,
But that's my penis,
So kiss it maybe.
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my penis,
let's make some babies.
And all the other girls,
Never date me,
But here's my penis,
Can I put it in your booty?
Before I met you I would ask,
Where tha ho's at? Where tha ho's ho's at?
Where tha ho ho's at?
Before I met you I would ask,
Where tha ho's at? Where tha ho's ho's at?
Where tha ho ho's at?
My penis curves right for you baby,
So now it's your turn,
Show me you labi.....a, haha haha haha
Show Me That Shit Gurl!!!!!
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Imagine Greater.....
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Posted:Jun 28, 2012 4:39 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2012 8:08 pm
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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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~Oscar Wild~
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True Friends.....
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Posted:Jun 27, 2012 4:50 am
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2012 9:24 pm
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If you want to know who who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
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~Charles Bukowski~
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Cum Get A Load.....
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Posted:Jun 26, 2012 5:07 am
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2012 9:23 pm
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I've been thinking of changing up a few things with my social network accounts. They have on them "Who I'd Like To Meet" as a part of your profiles. Well here's what I'm thinking of putting in there.
"Just about any hot girl who wants to hook up with me, I want to meet. Email me and we'll set it up.
But I'd be even more down to meet a girl who wants to do my laundry. I can find sex easily, but finding a girl who will do my wash is hard. Seriously, Ladies, I am not joking about this. The Ex used to do my laundry but now that she has moved this arrangement is no longer possible. If you are down, email me and we'll figure it out. I will repay you with witty banter, hot animal sex, a swift kick in the spine, or what ever turns you on."
Now that is sure to draw some attention, and even possible get someone to come and do the one thing I hate to so the most. Or at the very least someone to screw. I mean you never know until you ask for it right? I might find a classy lady to come over and who'd be willing to even dust the place, and my crotch.
However I think my mother and family might just faint...... Screw it, I'm gonna do it.
Come on ladies, Cum Get You A Load!!!!!
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Play It Loud.....
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Posted:Jun 26, 2012 4:49 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2012 7:22 pm
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When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe. I am related to the earliest times, and to the latest.
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~Henry David Thoread~
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It's The Onle Way.....
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Posted:Jun 25, 2012 4:27 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2012 4:44 am
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You can not beat the roulette table unless you steal money from it.
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~Albert Einstine~
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Hope is.....
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Posted:Jun 22, 2012 5:03 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2012 4:42 am
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Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.
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~Václav Havel~
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