Life Moments
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Posted:Aug 30, 2016 11:28 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:52 am
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Some of the best moments in life are ones you don't tell anybody about!
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New Locations
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Posted:Aug 27, 2016 9:07 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:52 am
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Well I find myself now on beautiful Vancouver Island. I hope to find myself some fun friends that are looking to explore and experience new things. I like to be a good friend that you can feel comfortable talking with or exploring with. I am very discreet and like it that way.
Suggestions for a good time on the Island
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Questions of Me............. (on here at a friends request)
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Posted:Jul 23, 2016 1:48 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:52 am
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Posted:Aug 16, 2006 5:22 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2008 9:59 pm
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As requested i have copied an pasted..hope to hear from You . plus I have added a few.
1 Would you kiss me?
2 Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it
3 Describe me in one word
4 What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog or otherwise?
5 If you could give me anything what would it be?
If you could give me anything what would it be?
6 What do you think is my best character trait?
7 Would you consider me to be your friend?
8 If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be?
9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
10. what food play would you use with me an why?
11. Tell me where would you take me for a date?why?what would happen?
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THANK YOU Ms in your dreams
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Posted:Jun 26, 2016 7:04 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2016 1:59 pm
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Some blogs you just have to share
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a small-ish for company.
The clerk explained that the name of the store was 'Exotic Pets' and that, unfortunately, they did not stock cats, dogs, fish or any commonplace pets.
He did say, however, that he had something which might be ideal. He took the woman into a back room. He walked over to a terrarium, and pointed proudly to a large bullfrog which sat inside it.
"Would that suit your needs?" he asked.
The woman answered, scornfully, that she hardly thought an amphibian would be a suitable companion.
"Ah," replied the salesman, leering, "but this 'amphibian' has been carefully trained ... to perform oral sex upon women."
At this the woman's eyes lit up.She eagerly negotiated a price of £500 for the frog, and left with it in her expectant possession. Arriving home, she drew a bubble bath, poured a glass of champagne and relaxed in anticipation. When she was thoroughly mellow, she dried herself, and arranged herself, nude, upon her bed. Parting her thighs, she placed the frog between them, closed her eyes, and waited.
Nothing happened. She prodded the frog. Still nothing. She moved it Up further toward her body. Nothing. She ordered it to perform. No response.
After an hour of this frustration, she lifted the phone, and called the pet shop. When the clerk answered, she complained loudly that she had been cheated. The clerk apologized profusely, wrote down her address, and said he'd be right over.
Ten minutes later, he knocked on the door, and the woman answered, wearing a nightgown. He asked her to demonstrate the problem. She obliged, by disrobing and assuming her former position, with the frog in place. The frog made no movement.
"You see?" she asked, petulantly.
"Yes, I do," said the man.
Then, addressing the frog as he removed his necktie and shirt, he said, "Now, I'm only going to show you this one more time..."
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A relationship
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Posted:Dec 27, 2015 10:05 am
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2016 9:18 am
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I have heard that once you are in a relationship it is kind of like being in a bath.
Once you get used to it, it is not so hot.
Now I have found people on this site that would dispute that and tell you, that is why they add some heat to their relationship now and again!
Thanks all for a great 2015 and hope to make 2016 a great year as well.
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Marriage Relationships (truck)
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Posted:Sep 19, 2015 7:07 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:52 am
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Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
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> Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home....
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> Sergeant: What is her height?
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> Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
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> Sergeant: Weight?
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> Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
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> Sergeant: Color of eyes?
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> Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
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> Sergeant: Color of hair?
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> Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
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> Sergeant: What was she wearing?
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> Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
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> Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
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> Husband: She went in my truck.
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> Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
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> Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.
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> Sergeant: Take it easy, we'll find your truck
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What is the difference between complete and finished?
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Posted:Aug 9, 2015 7:17 pm
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2016 9:19 am
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“When you marry the right woman, you are ‘complete.’ If you marry the wrong woman, you are ‘finished.’ And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ‘completely finished.
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NO MEANS NO
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Posted:Aug 7, 2015 10:02 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:52 am
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No means no ..... end of the line, no exploration, no learning, no pleasure .... just no (close minded)
Yes means a possibility a chance to explore, an opportunity to discover, yes is open ended .... open minded ... a hope for a fture
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RUDE Profiles
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Posted:May 9, 2015 10:01 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2017 2:58 pm
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I was surfin the site the other day and noticed how many profiles are RUDE RUDE RUDE.
I have been on this site for a very long time and will admit that I have met a hand full of people over the span of many years and those people have become close friends. I use the site to find like minded people and perhaps with we click enough on line we meet.
I always assumed that the guys were the aggressive ignorant profile writers, but I was sure kidding myself. I find many that have names or titles straight from the bowels of the porno king dictionary and then they come on with lines like, not your cum dumpster, or ZERO interest in PERVS, or I am open minded but won't put up with your BS or age doesn't matter unless you are under 29 and over 35!!!! Really!!!
Sure would be nice to find some real people on line that are ordinary, fun and have some perspective on life. Perhaps not a bad time to check your profile and see if YOU are be a dork or DORKESS
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Mind Sex
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Posted:Apr 27, 2015 7:35 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2015 7:48 pm
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URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINES AS
mind sex (n.) (v.)— 1. The act of people exchanging aspects of each other's intellects—thoughts, perception, memory, emotion, will; imagination—far beyond a superficial level, executed through conversation. It is often characterized by intimacy, closeness, and exclusivity between the persons. 2. To intellectually penetrate (or enter into) one’s mind/thoughts as if in sexual intercourse. 3. The mental version of sexual intercourse.
Isn't that interesting?
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This is me
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Posted:Apr 19, 2015 6:26 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 10:52 am
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An Aries, I am feisty and know how to take charge when the situation calls for it. I am generous and want to please others-as long as your needs have been met. As the first sign of the zodiac, I have a youthful nature that helps you to see the world from a childlike perspective.
I am clean professional and looking for innocent yet exploratory fun. I am not looking for multiple partners but would appreciate a long term friend that has occasional needs.
Who are you and what are you really looking for?
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