Cock suck cum fun.
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Posted:Jan 18, 2013 5:46 am
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I enjoy sucking a cock till it cums 
What site men like to have their cock sucked this way by women? What site women like to suck a cock this way?
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All Growed Up.
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Posted:Mar 17, 2012 1:00 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2012 1:01 pm
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 My group friend doc91Bmedic from the Idaho Swingers R Us. we are both in sent me this. He knows my best friend is Jack Daniels. JACK.
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Clit Licking Fun.
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Posted:Feb 1, 2012 6:24 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:31 am
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 All panties aside. Who enjoys clit licking fun? Are you a giver or a receiver? 
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Blonde Inventions, and you thought blondes were dumb!
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Posted:Nov 28, 2011 9:12 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 5:02 pm
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Blonde Inventions.
1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag
See, we blondes are not that dumb after all. 
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My Named Sex.
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Posted:Aug 23, 2011 3:55 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:31 am
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My named sex.
Everybody I know who has a usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
Experience at City Hall.
When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
Experience at the Church.
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
Experience at the Motel.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
Experience at the Show.
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
Experience at the Court.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
Experience with a Cop.
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Experience with the Psychiatrist.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
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Top 11 dog & cat characteristics.
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Posted:Jul 22, 2011 11:19 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:31 am
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Top 11 dog & cat characteristics. 
1. Dogs come when you call them.
Cats take a message and get back to you.
2. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.
3. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
4. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire.
Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
5. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.
Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon.
Cats will take a three-hour nap.
7. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you.
Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
8. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work.
Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
9. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command.
Cats will smirk and walk away.
10. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk.
Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
11. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever.
Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
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About BBW Women.
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Posted:Jul 15, 2011 9:19 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 5:45 pm
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Hi I am Amber. I am a BBW. Which is the three letters for a Big Beautiful Woman or women. You don't see to many BBW's in advertisements but none the less, we BBW women are just as fun to have for a friend and to play with as are the Petite and well shaped women. The fact is, we BBW's make better playmates because we are not stuck on ourselves, don't tend to be something were not, and more outgoing and friendly. So if your looking for a good fun time, give us BBW's a try. Kisses and hugs.
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BBW's are fun to play with.
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Posted:Jun 13, 2011 10:03 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:31 am
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 There are many who are looking to meet and play with the petite super model looking women. However, us BBW women are also just as fun to play with. We may be larger in our bodies, but we pack a lot of sexual excitement when we play. Lets here it from those in the group who like to play with us BBW's, that's Big Beautiful Women. Hugs and kisses, Amber.
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I Knew A Blonde.
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Posted:Jun 8, 2011 5:49 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:31 am
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 Who loves blonde jokes, so I'm sharing some of my best ones with you. Hugs and kisses, Amber.
Blondes
1. I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she called me to get my phone number.
2. I knew a blonde who spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
3. I knew a blonde who put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. I knew a blonde who tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. I knew a blonde who sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. I knew a blonde who tried to drown a fish.
7. I knew a blonde who thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. I knew a blonde who got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. I knew a blonde who tripped over a cordless phone.
10. I knew a blonde who took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. I knew a blonde who asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
12. I knew a blonde who studied for a blood test.
13. I knew a blonde who thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. I knew a blonde who when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. I knew a blonde who when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. I knew a blonde who went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
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Summer Plans?
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Posted:Apr 11, 2011 9:18 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:31 am
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What are your plans for the Summer? Are they  
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About BBW Women.
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Posted:Mar 4, 2011 10:41 am
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2014 9:40 am
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Hi friends. I am a BBW. Which is the three letters for a Big Beautiful Woman or women. You don't see to many BBW's in advertisements but none the less, we BBW women are just as fun to have for a friend and to play with as are the Petite and well shaped women. The fact is, we BBW's make better playmates because we are not stuck on ourselves, don't tend to be something were not, and more outgoing and friendly. So if your looking for a good fun time, give us BBW's a try. Kisses and hugs.
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Sex burns calories, better than jogging.
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Posted:Feb 11, 2011 7:16 am
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2015 12:39 pm
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 Sex burns calories, better than jogging.>>!
Have heard that having sex is a good way to burn off calories. Sex is said also to be better than jogging for keeping trim. Share your thoughts on this. Hugs and kisses, Amber.
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