Worst Sex I've ever had...
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Posted:May 28, 2007 9:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2007 6:09 pm
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Sex is always good, regardless how ugly or aged or any shape, as long as there is naked female in front of me, and usually at the moment, lady remove her panty, I will get instant erection and ejaculation.
The difference between Good and Better and Best is depend on many things... but usually if there is chemistry (.. I hate this word.. which is talked about by so many female member here and they said very important... most of time, I feel chemistry during intercourse and getting stronger... by the way) or comfortable feeling, I can control my ejaculation and last longer, and I can cum multiple times without making much effort.
The last week, I met the couple in porno theatre, and fortunately they allowed me to touch her pussy in dark... (yes it was very wet..)
So we decided to go their house to continue.. (yes, I am easy...) but this turned out to be nightmare... horror.... worst sex I've ever had..
First, they insisted me to wear condom, which is natural practice for safe sex... it's OK...
but.... they close the drapes and entire room darker, which makes me hard to see... (beleive it or not, men become excited from view...)
Then they asked me don't kiss her.. well, that's may be OK too.... I am not crazy about kissing,, and mariied couples are often not willing to do this with stranger.... understandable...
But.... I was not allowed to suck her nipples..(that is my favourite part of sex), not only that... I was not allowed to touch her anyware, skin to skin.... (Yes, they must be from one of those Middle East, South Asia country...)
The lady is naked... but she was covered by linens, she even didn't remove the panty, she just slided it aside... and I had to make good guess to locate the pussy hole.. (Well, I saw it.. it appeared to be healthy pussy, except it is covered by heavy bush....mmmm
Well, tough part was... I have to concentrate on tip of my male organ to feel every pleasure, (without touching, without skin-to-skin any where in the body... except tip of penis...oh, even that.. it was through condom..) Yes, I did cum.... but I was glad I finished very quick... (I didn't enjoy it at all...so I wanted to get out there ASAP)
Few days later, they phoned me again for repeat.. (obviously they were delighted... but I couldn't figured out which part was so good..) but nore more... (Well, in a sense, if the sex is for just making baby, probably that was good enough... but... not for me..)
I respect Multi-culture.. but it was too much difference... which was way beyond my horny brain.
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Sex with Black Lady met at Coffee Shop
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Posted:May 22, 2007 5:27 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 6:1 am
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Those who doesn't know, There are so many coffee shop in almost every major corner in Toronto area. (consists of about 5 different company)
I am not fan of coffee, but since I was so lonely, I decided to go coffee shop for iced captino (similar to slush with strong coffee flavour)
I looked around, and found black couple who probably is almost the same age as me, and probably just came out of party, lady wearing dress in black and mini-skirt.
Since I was too horny, I decided to sit across the lady.
My first impression... "No that's not my type, she is sort of ugly"
My next impression... "Wow.. She has nice body, big booby... and big hips, she has nice tigh.."
The lady noticed me watching at her... she smiled and start spliting her leg slowly... mmmm
(Well, I once really thought she was working in massage spa near by... but.. no.. she is too old for that...)
When she splitted her leg wide enough, I saw naked pussy... (it was kind of... hard to see, everything in dark..)
mmmm Sadly, my male organ started erection slowly.. I had to hide the evidence of reaction to her... but probably it was too obvious she could see it from only 10 foot away.
When I driked up till last drop, I had no excuse to stay there.. so I had to get out from there..
From see through glass windows, she was still looking at me, but she told her husband/boy friend whoever that gentleman sitting with her "That guy was gazed at my leg.." (Well at least, that was sound like it...)
Soon, after got out.. the guy (very tall huge musclar guy) was following me.. ("Oh no, I'm in big trouble... where is my $20 bill...")
"Hey" he said, at the time lady came out too..
"I am sorry, I can help myself...." I replied..
Next, Lady said "Are you interested in me? I know you have difficulty to walk now.."
I couldn't say anything... The guy came closer me.. (I thought he's gonna punch me, there was no way I could win over him...)
He said "Come over our place, I will let you have her"
I was saved... at least I didn't get internal bleeding from huge impact from his fist... but I had good time..
At their house? (or her house?), he didn't do much.. (probably he has diabetes or something caused him ED) anything but just touching her nipples and hair.. I had to do rest of all kind of fun thing, including 3 session of sex. (That was second time I had sex with black lady.. again, color contrast/difference between inside and outside of pussy is so sexy.. because I always feel black lady is sexy and wild.. and some strange feeling from interracial sex, I usually don't last long with them..first session was too quick, probably I was too horny)
Next time, if you see something attractive to you, even in small coffee shop, be gentle, and be natural.. you may get something good.
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Chat Room, what a joke...
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Posted:May 20, 2007 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2007 9:27 pm
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While my wife is away for two weeks, it is very lonely, talking to my and rabbit, eating those instant noodle, macroni cheese etc... it is kind of sad. In addition to that, not having sex more than 5 days is killer for me... (Yes, I declare/confess I had twice already, while my wife is away. so it is no bad...)
Because of Loneliness, I decided to join the chat room.
Everyone there talking something, going no where. There are so many sex hungry guys tring to get attention from small number of ladies, and probably those ladies are enjoying attention from so many guys.
I was so honest introducing myself
"Married Man, left in home alone by wife, become super horny, anyone want to come to my house?"
By the way, my color is light blue, so anyone should be easily identified...
I even tried this way..
"Anyone wants to go Sushi bar with me?" or
"Let's go to Wonderland to watch firework celebrating Queen Victoria's birthday"
None of these works well.... Looks like there are parmanet resident only, any strangers are not welcomed attitude there...
What a joke... that's wasting my time, I even got motion sickness from watching those scrolling line...
I'd rather go coffee shop and talk to someone there, even with much older than myself, face to face... (not thinking about getting laid...) that way I can ease my loneliness much quicker.
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Sex with Barbie Doll like lady....
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Posted:May 15, 2007 9:53 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2007 9:27 pm
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First of all, I have to tell every reader that "No, I am not maniac, Yes, I am always true and honest..."
Last week, I met the lady, (very young, and nice looking with long hair, I bet probably her profession is stripper, I can tell from tatoo on her hip) and had opportunity to have sex with her.
She is skinny as Barbie Doll, and young as almost my (well, not really... but looked young.. mmmm, fact is, it is hard to find the lady older than me here... I verified age with Driver License... I don't want to be in trouble.)
To be honest with everyone here... I do declare that.... Although I was excited too much, and didn't last long, the point is....it was not fun nor pleasure at all. In fact, because of lack of extra meat which functioning as cushon around pussy, by the time I finished, I had soar pubis.
Even while I am hugging her, I didn't feel comfortable... rather, I had fear of breaking her bone if I hug her too much...
I Conclude, no more Barbie Doll for me.. it was nothing but nightmare...
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Spring... Horny Season... and I am single for 2 weeks
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Posted:May 10, 2007 7:44 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 6:1 am
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Finally, Spring has came even to the northern country, here in Canada..
Butterfly is seeking sweet juice, flying beauriful flowers to flowers.
In fact, it is almost like summer already, so I enjoy seeing lady showing off naked skins, and it is very enjoyable.
I am not sure because of that or just from the fact of beautiful nature changing surrounding me, I am super horny these days...
When weather was cold, penis is shrinked to the size of elementary student, now it is always the size noticeable over pants that I can feel even in the office.
Every morning, I wake up with the morning wood, which gave me kinky dream, and I almost ejaculate while sleeping and watching all kind of adventurous dream. (Yes, I understand, it is all dirty imagenation...)
Worst thing is... in addition to this horny season, my wife is away for two week...
Oh, how should I handle this crisis. Although I am masturbating morning and night... I still get erection easily from just looking around.. everything seems too sexy...
Maybe.. My balls are super active these days, need some real release...
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To Become Porno Star
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Posted:Apr 16, 2007 8:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2007 3:42 pm
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I know I am too old for changing my career, and I am very happy about current job.. (which is easy, flexible, and only a little bit excitement once in a while...)
However, I saw the one post on this site, looking for a male for his new porno video, having sex with charismatic ladies...
mmmm, sound too good to be true, right?
Believe it or not, male loves to be adventurous, and even if there is some fishy smell, male tend to look into the situation...
So, I post the reply as following..
"I am old, but I have a confidence that I can handle multiple session (at least three cum), and probably I think I can act as dirty old Japanese man, always hangry for sex...with comedy touch, just like Nintendo Wii CM on TV"
I got reply from him... Well, I thought I may become porno star soon...
but.... it is way too much...
He asked me so many questions, such as size, abilty of multiple cum, recovery time, experience on acting, etc etc... I wasted half working day just answering his question..
and finally... he want me to fuck him in moving van.. keep talking while I am having sex with him with 3 different position...
Give me a break... Come-on! I may be able to handle guy as my sex partner (if that's the only choice... with some money...)
But......
I am not robot, so I have my own feeling... and I don't want to follow his (director?) instruction for each small movement.
When I want to have sex, I want to be natural, enjoy every moment, movement... want to hear real pleasure voice came out from my partner... not from a scenario.
Well, I made my decision,,,, I gave up... I'd rather enjoy real sex, watch someone having sex beside me (in group sex), be watched in naked eyes, than being actor, which is so fake...
Fake is not my life style...
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Oral Sex (Licking Pussy) is Good, but dangerous
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Posted:Apr 5, 2007 7:42 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2007 9:28 pm
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There is no doubt sex is pleasure, and I always try my best to prolong the pleasure time, like energizer bunny, going, going, going...
Once get into the activity, I tend to stretch to the beyond limit of my ability, because it is natural those pleasure reduce the sense of danger, and pains.
Yes, I love licking pussy, the taste and scent.. those keep my organ hard... (and I believe those pussy juice keeps me young..) especially when lady is sitting on my face, the position where I have breathing difficulty. (All I see is pussy, and pussy hair...)
I always try to insert my tongue inside vagina in and out, so that I can taste those juice more.
But about two weeks ago, when I joined group sex party, I had to lick the pussy while she is laying down on her back, since she is sucking other guys penis....
I had to open her leg, slowly get into the area, while appreciating her for shaving the area smoothly, and try the best, extending my tongue... I didn't realize anatomically that pussy hole is actually located almost close to the bottom, so to insert my tongue into pussy, I had to stretch my neck back way beyond what I usually do in daily life....
The result is..... I had to go to doctor, and chiropractor to re-align my neck bones..
My co-worker knew how I injured neck... because he had the same experience in past...
Well,
Let's play safe sex..... it is not only condom issue, it is also physical issue too...
Next time, I will be a little bit more careful then. But I still love pussy.... mmmmmm
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Testicle, taste like KFC...
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Posted:Mar 12, 2007 9:08 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2007 8:33 pm
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There are some academic theory saying that the total volume of semen produced by each male in his life time are almost the same amout, it is about an half gallon, about 2 liter.. so if this theory is true, those male, like myself, who loves sex and ejaculate often (as many as four time on one night, when I invited to group sex party) tend to run out juice sooner than those who hardly ever have sex..... mmmmmmmmmm (I know there is limitation on DNA split from Biology 101 Class..... )
Let's igonore thise theory.... because I've already splashed, at least, more than two gallon of semen from simple calculation, assuming average volume is 3cc (1 once) or so..
However... another group sex party is coming on the first day of spring... (Yes, it is nice timing... I beleive every should become more sexualy active..) and I knew there will be three sexy lady who can drain all my white DNA protein liquid till last drop easily.... mmmmmmm
When I went to grocery shopping, I noticed store selling testicles from bull now.. (If you remember, this is the same store, I bought bull penis which I made the soup of) Well, I thought give it a try... it may do something.... probably it is better and safer than those supplement sold on the internet... (and very cheap... $3 for 4 balls)
Amazingly, size of each testicles is almost big as fist (it is already removed from the scrotum).
I searched how to cook... and found a lot of hint.. in fact, in the west, people call the dish as "Rocky Mountain Oyster".... whm.. yes, I heard about this... when I was in Alberta..
Although, removing skin, which appears to be very solid skin, like high density muscle) was very tough job, even I used surgical knife, good thing is testicle is not smelly as penis.. Then I followed what the recipe says, slice and deep fry after soaked into venegar (to make it softer..)
Well.... taste is..... almost like chiken finger (Fried chicken...), much eatable than penis soup, which I couldn't swallow at all.
The result is... who knows... but I think it may help male function a little bit... since I noticed solid hard-on this morning.. (But again, reality is.... people who eat pig, never become pig... as everyone knows..)
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FMF 3som... every man has desire of...
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Posted:Feb 16, 2007 4:42 pm
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2007 9:10 am
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I was invited for another group party last night, and by the time I arrived at the hotel room, I heard sexy moaning voice from lady at the door... (As you may know, those sexy voice really turns man on... I had instant erection from just those voice...)
When I entered the room, I noticed there were two dozen of condoms on the desk, that told me the nature of party... which is... endless all night sex party... mmmmmmmm (I;m not that tough)
But... fortunately or unfortunately (depend on how I see it) the man who had sex was called out from work.. (well that's really tough too, I can not work, my brain doesn't work after ejaculation) that left me FMF 3som situation.. (I asked her if there is anyone coming.. but answer was... not positively yes.. actually, no one showed up until when I was ready to go home.. I bet there is so many guys chikened out.)
It's been my fantasy to have sex with two sexy woman at the same time (although I only have one organ), but in reality... it made me a little nervous for sure... the first time is always nervous, don't know how to do... etc.. and too much anticipation...
Yes, it was special feeling, sourounded by two sexy ladies (both are straight), having sex and give oral to pussy simultaneously... or all kind of thing that I'd been dreaming about... and it felt like really endless.
For three hours, constantly having sexual pleasure, and three cum shot... with best effort I made... That was the first time I used my penis and tongue so hard.. sweating a lot..
It is much harder than playing tennis for two hours... but.. believe it or not... my personal opinion is... it was tough enough for almost 50 years old man, without using any special toys nor viagra, nor special cream etc, and I think it is almost impossible to satisfy two ladies with natural body.
by the time 11:00PM, I ran out of gas, I was half dead physically, but with big smiles while I was driving to home..
Well, fortunately... my morning wood is back this morning, and feel horny when I think about what happened last night, looking for another pleasure time.
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My first experience with Group Sex 10 or more..
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Posted:Feb 2, 2007 4:51 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2007 6:43 pm
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Wow...
It started as one by one.... then 3sum, then 6sum, and finally, I had group sex experience just a couple days ago...
(Well, I was so exhusted that I couldn't post immediately)
Original plan was...
One lady with many guy... guy can jerk off and splash to her... (well, it doesn't sound exciting.. right?..)
By the time I arrived at the hotel, there two ladies and about 12 guys naked, one lady is in bath-room offering oral service... the other lady laying down on the king size bed, again offering oral and hand service..
It is understandable that some guy had a hard time to get his penis up.. kind of sad... but that's not my case... if I see naked woman in front, it is almost instant reaction...
Well, to be honest... it is very strange feeling, seeing so many erected penis in front of me.
Good thing was, all of guy was so gentle man (well, they all came from Masturbation Group) and most of them were shy enough, not touching ladies body, not even to nice leg...
Well, although I understood that the party is for group jerk off (which I can do by myself, seeing playboy magazine picture), but.. reality is... I like sex... real intercourse.. so I started... oh.. I felt so good (of course, her pussy was so wet and warm.. but feeling of being watched by so many guy made me more excited..) I couldn't control my ejaculation well on the first session...
Once most of guys are gone.. I decided to have 2nd session sex.. it should last longer than 1st one... but... I was too horny... thinking about the fact these lady had pleased so many guys in front of me... I splashed a lot of cum..
I was so exhusted, I even didn't remember how I got home that night...
Well, it was nice experience.... only sad thing is I feel like I am just one of many..
Next time, I want to spend more time.
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My First Experience on 6 sum 2x 3sum MFM+FMF=(3x3)
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Posted:Jan 11, 2007 11:05 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2007 6:43 pm
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As a man, I've always been dream about being surrounded by nice looking naked ladies in a bed.
Yesterday, I was invited to the hotel (100km from my house) for the party by a man met through this site... (which means obviously something to do with sex, not business, not education course neither)
There are three men (one came very late, means, mostly 2 man) and three ladies, and I believe all are straight (not even bi-curious).
None of us wasted time (all of us are married, so don't have a lot of time) and soon become naked. (Yes, everybody knew what we were for.. and I like that... I don't like going coffee shop, talk about something, or chat on messenger or writing E-mail, I am not the marketing person, so I don't have negotiation skill)
Well, this is my impression...
I felt like I were in pre-civilization time (stone age), everybody feel natural on being naked, touching each other without worrying about laws and any other restriction surrounding us these days.
Since I am Japanese and rest are Caucasians, there was flavour of interracial encounter, which added a little bit more excitement.
I had to have sex (intercourse) with three ladies equally (although first one tend to cum much quicker than 2nd and 3rd shots) while watching and touching others while they are having good time..
Anyway, It was wonderful experience, feel like endless pleasure, enjoyed each pussy both inside and outside which gave me different feeling inside just like each person has different personality (and I could kept going and going if I didn't have to go home) but it required a lot of energy and physical fitness strengh (I am glad that I could keep up with this hard situation since I play tennis often)
I will eat more oysters to produce more semen (cum) and save it inside balls for next time.
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Penis Maintenance
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Posted:Dec 1, 2006 3:00 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2006 9:12 am
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It is getting colder and
if you don't use it, it will shrink....
While I was on the project, my manager was demanding, and a lot of pressure, stress came from the above.
To catch up the estimated target date, I had to often sleep with notebook PC separate from the bed where my wife sleeps. (Yes, it is not easy to work in IT environment as programmer)
After that, I start realizing my penis is shrinked about 1 inches... (originally 7, become 6)
Oh No..... it is very sad to see small penis on myself...(Although people said size doesn't matter, I beleive if the size smaller than.. say 4 inches, probably I would warry a lot...)
In the quest for restoring my libdo and penis size, I found the very nice, yet give me big orgasm (a lot of cum) and feel so good, feel like I am going forever.. (By the way, this method works well for female as well)
As picture shows, put the ice cube inside shopping bag and cool it for 15 minuites, (yes, it is cold, but after a couple minuites, you don't feel anything, for 15 minuites, watch porno or post the note to your favourite group or do whatever....)
Once it is cold enough, do the masturbation as usual manner.
I am sure you explore new pleasure..
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First Experience on MFM, was wonderful
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Posted:Oct 27, 2006 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2007 10:51 pm
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It is always nice to perticipate any activities.
Since I am standard member, I am relying on Group discussion or.... in other words... I am under mercy of someone else...
One day, one gentle man sent me a E-mail invited me for being part of MFM, yes, as normal male, there is no doubt about the fact that I love sex as many as I want to, but there is some doubt in my mind that there may be something dangerous...
I was thinking while I was working hard in office about how to reply him, final answer I made was... YES curiousty overcomed fear.
The place we decide to meet was located 100km away from my home, (even I was reaching very near to the hotel, I still couldn't believe what I was trying to do... I told my wife, I have tennis game.. what a liar...)
Nice thing about 3some MMF MFM..
I can see what other is doing, (never seen organ connected so close distance...)
I can be watched by other, (yes, I love to be watched) and can my action photo be taken...
(I have to declare that.... this was the first time to have sex with white lady without condom.. it was so soft and wet and slippy..I brought three condoms, but...no chance to use it.)
I was so excited that I almost pulled off my thigh and leg muscle while I was stroking her.
On the way to home, I was totally relaxed and good delighted feeling lasted even now (after 3 days)
One thing remember, do not play hard sports before sex... (I regret I played tennis two hours before I went to the hotel...)
Yes, there is real people who loves sex.
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