I think I'm finally ready
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Posted:May 13, 2015 3:42 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 9:43 am
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I've got to a point to where I really miss sex. But before I get back into the craziness, I want the first person I have sex with (since my relationship ended) to be passionate, and just...well sweaty. For that it's going to take a mutual physical attraction. Sigh....I shouldn't have wait so long. I know it's going to be a while before that connection happens. Oh well there's always porn in the mean time.
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Sorry I've been away for a while
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Posted:Apr 29, 2015 9:27 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2015 12:55 pm
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Sorry that it's been a while. I've been sick, and now I'm taking care of my sick . So it's been busy, and my sex life has been the LAST thing on my mind. Until tonight that is. As I was going through my social media sites (because lets face it, there's no going out with a sick in the house) and I notice the order in which I check women out. It's a pretty unconventional list, and I assure you I have no reason to lie about this, but here goes.
1. Face. Now I know a lot of women find this hard to belive but I'm a face guy. Even if I catch a glimps of say a woman's ass, the face is what I strive to see next. Now this is just an overall facial beauty I'm looking for. It's only after that I try to analyse the rest of the face lol.
2. Eyes. I'm a sucker for big eyes. I have no idea what it is, But i love them
3. Smile. And this one is tricky. Because i'm also analyzing lips here too. But the overall smile is what I'm looking for.
And it's after all those facial features I move on to the rest of the body lol. I'll save the rest for another post. Stay safe and have fun guys
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Just having fun at the moment.
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Posted:Apr 20, 2015 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2015 3:57 pm
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Ya know, for someone who battles depression often, I've felt really good lately. I went out almost everyday this week, and Talked to a lot of people. I didn't hit on a single one of them, and a lot of them are really attractive. So that got me thinking. In the past I would have tried to take a few of them home, but this time something was different. As far as the act of sex goes, I don't think I'm ready yet. I'll probably be soon, because I would defiantly fool around with someone. But as far as actually have sex with them...meh. I just want to make out with someone, get all gropie, and maybe go down on her. Lol I'm a weird guy. It's all irrelevant at this moment because I'm just having fun. Meeting all of these new people is a lot of fun. Everyone has a story, and I enjoy each one I hear. Plus I can talk to them without them fearing I'm going to hit on them. It makes for a more comfortable evening. But if the opportunity presented itself, I wouldn't stop myself. Another complicated day in my brain haha. Have fun everyone. And please be safe.
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A school boy crush
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Posted:Apr 18, 2015 12:57 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2015 3:57 pm
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I'm not the kind of person that does this a lot. But I recently met that girl that just makes me deep sigh every time I see her. Now granted I'll probably never act on it, because 1. she has a boyfriend, and I'm not THAT guy. 2. She's good friends with my cousin, and 3. like most times I can't get a read on if she's into me or not. But oh my god...her eyes, and smile are breathtaking. And she has long skinny legs. BTW i'm a sucker for legs. And she's really chill to boot. Ugh I kinda hate crushing, but I really can't help it with her.
Now I can talk to anyone. I'm really easy to get along with, so it just comes naturally to me. But she comes around I trail off into a mumble a lot, and can't stop starring into her eyes when she's talking to me. I just sound like a bumbling idiot. And for anyone who has ever met me IRL this is a shocker lol. Well be safe and have fun guys.
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Back to the drawing board
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Posted:Apr 13, 2015 11:33 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 9:43 am
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Well I woke up to a text message this morning from my date. She cancelled. It's ok though because it was kind of a blind date, and I HATE those. I'm not discouraged, it just kind of sucks, because i blew off some really good looking girls in case her and I hit it off. Oh well lol.
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Driving myself crazy
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Posted:Apr 13, 2015 1:54 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2015 1:12 am
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Ugh. I hate being THAT guy, but I really crave a woman's touch. Self maintenance really only gets you so far. And to be honest, as horny as I get....I just don't feel like it anymore. The good news is I have a date tomorrow, but sex on the first date is not only not expected, it's highly unlikely. I often fantasize about that pivotal moment when you slide a woman's panties off. That first lick is always the best. And feeling a woman get wet on my tongue is the greatest feeling in the world. I know this dry spell will clear up eventually. But in the mean time I'm driving myself crazy thinking about it. Well goodnight everyone.
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Be cool. You'll have more success
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Posted:Apr 12, 2015 6:11 am
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2015 7:04 pm
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I really like this site for several reasons. This is the place for people to be free. If you have a fetish, or just can't live the lifestyle you want to openly, then this is the place to go.
On that note, I've notice a rift between young woman and old woman. So let me be very clear about this. I would rather spend my time with someone that is not only open and honest about themselves,but just a cool, chill person to be around, than I would a young "good looking" girl. Just be yourself ladies. Because all that shit you fake comes to a head eventually.
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No faking
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Posted:Apr 11, 2015 12:42 pm
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2015 1:27 pm
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It really sucks being a single man these days. I know woman are always in demand, and I can only imagine the emails/IMs that woman get from men that instantly send creep waves all over their bodies. I'm really honest when I speak to anyone, so my approach really throws people off. For example, if we're out and I'm talking to you, and I don't feel a connection, I'm honest about it. If I don't feel it I don't feel it. But I'm weird in the sense that I can still have sex with someone with ZERO emotional attachment. Sex is fun, and it's still possible to have good sex with just a physical attraction. Sex is sex, and love is love. I'm not going to fake one to get the other.
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Nightly thoughts
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Posted:Apr 10, 2015 10:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2015 1:26 pm
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Hey guys,
I guess I'm just feeling lonely tonight. It's never easy leaving a relationship and starting over. I am however incredibly comfortable with my lifestyle, and my sexuality. I have nothing to be ashamed of, and I'm enjoying living my life freely.
I really hate that there are nothing but scams out there to doup lonely men like myself into credit card fraud. I really hate being taken advantage of. But I guess it's part of the game. Well until tomorrow, stay free, stay safe, and for the love of fucks sake have fun.
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This was really funny to me, so I'll post it to the internet
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Posted:Apr 9, 2015 3:33 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2015 1:58 am
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So this is going to be a long one and I apologize. So a little back story.....
I just got out of a relationship and moved back to Mansfield less than a week ago. My sister, who has always been in my corner is letting me stay in one of her upstairs bedrooms.
She's married, and her and her husband are in an open relationship. Which I think it's nothing but awesome that they can live that free and comfortable. (The freak flag flys high in our family...hence why i'm an active member of this site lol)
So anyway, her husbands former best friend lives directly next door. He's also married, and he and his wife, wife swap....But here's the thing. The man sleeps with other woman, sometimes behind his wife's back. but she isn't aloud to sleep with other men (is what i was told. no idea how much truth there is to it) not judging but it's just to paint a picture of who we're dealing with.
So my sister's husband and this person had a falling out when the neighbor tried to convince my brother in law that my sister was cheating, and got him incredibly blackout drunk, wouldn't let my sister attend to him, and then cornered her, pulled his business out, and basicly asked her if she was impressed....her swift reply was a stern laugh in his face.
so fast forward. I now live upstairs. And I'm lonely, so i post an ad on the list's of craig for a couple. I included the same picture that is my main picture on this site, and got a response about an hour later, i got a response that read something to the effect of hey we'd like to chat and see where it goes from there. I resonded with i respect that, gave my name and a picture of my face.
Hours go by and i don't hear back, so i go back through my emails and started thinking did they think i'm ugly? Am I too young? Too skinny ect. Then i looked at the email address and rushed downstairs. I ask my brother in law what the neighbor's email address was (they were friends for almost 20 years) and sure enough it was his.
We started talking, and concluded that his wife thought i was hot and messaged me. They had no idea it was me until i sent them a picture of my face, and i think they'll put it together that i live right next door when I take my out. So here's where the real plot twist happens.
the neighbor's husband wants to sleep with my sister, and the wife wants to sleep with me. Whats more is they have a 13 year old , and my sister has a 13 year old , and they flirt in that cutsie little way. I thought i would share that.
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Perfection is over rated
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Posted:Apr 8, 2015 6:48 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2015 8:40 pm
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Well i'm single again. I thought i had the perfect woman last time. but it turned out that we were just really physically attracted to each other. That was about it. I'm a new person now. Ready to explore new things. I see great things on the horizon, and i'm pretty much up for anything.
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