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No doubt......
Posted:Jan 10, 2012 9:08 pm
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2012 7:51 am
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I'm a loser.

I'm sitting here watching Diary of a Whimpy , and just finished watching some other movie about some middle school love crush, and I'm thinking about my High School sweet heart. LOSER alert.

what the hell. So what. First loves are special.

Sue me...

If you can! Mwhaha ha ha haaaaaaaa!

There's some song that says somewhere in it "I'm a loser, so come on and kill me" Or something. I haven't heard it for a while cause I'm so into talk radio. Who gives a shit?

Sex is grat, but love is specail.

Love, Tom.

PS. I shouldn't emo-post. EVER!
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possibly the fountain of youth!
Posted:Nov 15, 2011 5:55 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2012 8:22 pm
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I think it (COMPLAINING) makes us feel better, and is good for us to do so. Men die quicker than women because we hold "it" in I guess, and the stress eventually kills us.

It's an easy thing to complain inwardly or vocally. I don't want to write a bunch of stuff here, because we have all read about how men and women are different. I think that because men are "wired" to fix things, we might feel the need to either find a solution to whatever is bothering our woman and SOLVE the cause of her complaining, or we might have learned that women are good at vocalizing their feelings and that it makes them feel better to just say shit. But even when we know that our woman is just blowing off steam, it can still get to us, and we can somehow take on her frustration with ours and thus doubling up on all the crap we carry.

Can it be true that women are killing men?

It's all been said before. A thing that guys say about women when they think they are alone, out of ear-shot of all women, is therapeutic. But we all know that if they knew what we were thinking, they would never stop slapping us. My favorite thing I ever heard is “If they weren't built the way they are, we wouldn't even talk to them". It's plain funny, but also true!

Women are crazy.

But men are crazy too. We do and say things that don't make any sense to anyone with a brain sometimes. The crazy thing is that most times when another man hears another talking the crazy-talk, or doing something completely stupid or dangerous, we all say "I get that..."

So women complain about how we talk to them, or look at them, or just about how we act around them. We do crazy stuff to make an impression. But if we find a sympathetic soul who sees our actions as what it truly is, an attempt for their affection, we are in heaven!

Back to complaining... That's what is so good about having a blog, or friends, or some sort of outlet. Complaining is possibly the fountain of youth!

C'mon, spill. What's bothering you?
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British comedy
Posted:Nov 7, 2011 8:09 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2012 8:22 pm
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I love movies. All kinds, but especially ones that get you involved. Dramas, horors, no matter the type, the ones I think are good have to get me involved.

But commedies, I give a little lea-way (?).

British comedies, of which I've watched a couple this evening, but not so many I'll be sporting an English (ever so bad) accent the next day, just gave me a spark.

Oh, shit. They might be working on me...

The Hang Over was funny. Pure USA excess, and debatchery. Good fun. But those damned Brits have to get you intelectually. What's with that? !!!

Those fuckers from across the pond (Are you DAFT?) sucker you in on a journey. It's not the type stuff that you laugh at because you're glad it isn't you. but the comedy builds sometimes, or it's one of those things that you just have to keep watching until you finally get the humor of the whole story.

I don't read a lot. And I was never a studier (See what I mean? LO in school. But when or while watching a British film, I wonder just what the fuck are we teaching students here in the US. I come away thinking we all on this side of the pond are missing out.

I haven't a clue why I decided to post something tonight. Maybe I just wanted to have something to say.

Tom.

PS.

As in the past, spell check has left out on vacation. Deal with it!
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The holiday is almost over.
Posted:Sep 5, 2011 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2011 8:20 pm
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We're all looking to Tuesday. Some with a new job, others thinking about the same old one, and others wishing they could look forward to getting up and going to work.

Work is a nice escape from our home lives sometimes. It's work and all, but we do look forward to it all the same. There's stuff that happens at work that is out of our control, but all of our co-workers will come together and find a way to turn this something around and get the company we work for back on track.
At work, we converge on a problem, and try to make whatever is going on work.

Life has it's ups and downs. Good and bad comes and goes through cycles. What's really bothering me is my aged . One thing that will NOT end with me is my commitment to my . But my kinda broke my heart this weekend, And, well, I'm a little more than broke up about it. I know I need to be careful how I handle it. I'm just trying to get through this without saying too much.

I don't want to give too much power and let my heart be known just how much I love her because I could lose all "hand" in the father- relationship.

So I hope all had a nice weekend, Tbone.
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This concerns me...
Posted:Sep 1, 2011 9:37 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2011 8:47 pm
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I was on another site, and read the following email.

"Hey My names ***** im 18 lovon and carein love 2 have fun, single widd no and play no games. i jus wont 2 have fun, and meet new an d nice ppl. im done widd school but soon 2 be off 2 collage, ilove 2 shopp and go on vactions and love 2 have lots of fun. so if yur a down to earth person then hit my in boxz."

I know I'm not a good speller. Over the years, I have gotten better, but I do still make type-o mistakes. I try the spell checker here all the time, but mostly it fails to load. I try to proof-read my stuff, but it's hard to find mistakes on your own stuff. I don't have all night to fool with it, so I just post whatever I've written.

But she says she's going to "collage"! And I'm not clear on what lovon is. Can one of the young croud translate?

God help this country if our system lets people like this into the "higher" learning system!
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I'm such an IDIOT...
Posted:Sep 1, 2011 9:14 pm
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2012 9:59 pm
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Well I'm old, and my eyesight is getting worse. I keep dime store reading glasses around so I can see anything. I once forgot my glasses at home and could not see shit the whole day at work. I'm like BLIND!

So I learned to keep a spare pair in my truck just in case I forgot my regular pair. I was out at a field instal of the company's new product, and the guy I was with forgot his readers. I loaned him my spare pair, and we got to work up grading some gas pumps. Well at some point he found HIS glasses, and gave mine back. I was wearing my regulars, and by habit, hooked my spares in the collar of my shirt.

It wasn't long before I had to see something a little smaller than I could see, so I reached down, grabbed my glasses, and put them on. I COULD SEE SO GOOD! I had just invented a dime store version of bifocals...

Check it out. It works BTW!


I told you I was an idiot! It took me about 20 minutes to even get what I had done. And the guy I was working with just let me walk around loooking like a total goof. With 2 pairs of glasses on at the same time.

Who gives a shit? I could see! PEACE!
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Earthquakes
Posted:Aug 25, 2011 11:34 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2011 10:05 am
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I don't know about the rest of you7, but I thought it was COOL.

I was at work during the first one that happened in VA. We were in a meeting, and the whole building seemed to "lean" quickly to the right, then back in place, then the floor "rumbled" but it was more like waves were passing under the concrete floor. I've never experienced ANYTHING like that. And I'm thankful no one got hurt.

We all stopped talking and looked at each other. Then someone asked "What was that?" and the not so smart guys in the room said "The wind?” I immediately said I thought it was an earthquake, but they all thought I was full of shit. Just like many other times when I have had the correct answer, and they initially thought I was wrong, only to find later that I was right. Assholes!

Anyway, the second quake happened around 1 am, last night. I was up, having my last beer, watching some movie, and surfing porn, or a dating site. The couch seemed to bounce me, like someone was behind shaking it, or less so under it pushing it up and down. I didn't know what it was at first list night though. I had about 4 beers over the course of the evening and night. So I wasn't even tipsy. I thought it could have been a muscle spasm, but quickly discounted that BECAUSE I HAVE NO MUSCLES! Lol. I did start thinking my mom was haunting me because as I was sitting there doing those things I mentioned earlier, I was in the back of my mind wondering what my "Next 5 years" plan is. I kinda thought my mom was trying to tell me something.

I think this type of thing is how superstitions, wives tales, and myths were formulated. But I can't ramble all day. I might pick that story line up next time, or if one of you wants to comment, please do.
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Which do you prefer
Posted:Aug 18, 2011 12:23 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2012 10:19 pm
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Which do you prefer?
Foot rubs
Back rubs
Front rubs :)
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I already told you
Posted:Aug 11, 2011 8:25 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2011 5:20 pm
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unless you didn't read my last post that I was going to watch the Republican debate...

So maybe the nation can agree that Obama hasn't realy been a succesful President and that he has not allowed our country to prosper and shine as the greatest country on Earth. Personally, I believe our country is the BEST and would choose to live no where other than here.

Chris Wallace posed some real good questions. I figured that it would be a total Obama bash fest, but Chris asked some questions that pitted some of the canidates against each other. This is the thing I was looking forward to!

I want to know what these people are thinking, and how they think this country can crawl out of the ashes... AWESOME!

A big topic was illeagel immigration. I think it needs to be as easy as possible for workers to come here, but there needs to be a requirement for outside employees. But over and above letting people in, we should also keep track of when visitors leave. I'm not in government, but I did hear and read that we don't as a nation keep track of people leaving our nation. This sounds crazy, and I as a person who thinks in a common sense kind of way, believe we document every person entering the US in a typical way such as a plane or bus, but we don't simply note whaen those visitors leave is crazy! If there is anyone out there who knows anything concerning this subject, I WISH you would help clear this up!

You people who aren't watching the debate are MISSING IT! Finally, we are seeing an argument of policy... Although I never see Ron Paul being elected, and his answers are usually seamingly disonneected, his overall message seems crystal clear to me. But the Republicans eventually nominating Ron as the nominee would be like nominating McCain... Utter failure and the wrong choice. But I do agree with a lot of what he says.

To listen to what he actually says, Ron Paul, makes total sense! We as a country believe in the people are govening what the country believes in as a whole. I may not be saying this well, but I believe that all we can do as an outside party, is to suggest that the way people (other coutries) are acting is not as good as the way we do things. The way we do things is better than any other idea than anyone else can come up with. Do you agree in the big picture?

I have heard arguments that we don't want other country's laws to influence OUR county's laws. What makes us, the US, so special that we should impose sanctions, or military force, on countries that don't operate under out ideal of how the world or even a nation should operate? NONE in my opinion. Each country should have the authority to govern the way THEY SEE FIT. oPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES... Shit. Sorry.

I could go on about how we are suppose to be a free people, but it would be a longer post than what I intended. I'm just (trying to) talking about the debate.

Neut is so fucking smart. And I mean this as a compliment. I dig what the guy Caine (?) says. And most of the others have GOOD ideas. It isn't practicle, but I think they all should be a voice for the US. They all have good ideas, and perspective. Combining those ideas and ideals that they all hold would be a good thing. And it would never happen. But I think this is the idea that the founding fathers had in mind. (go tea party.)

But those ideals and ideas are held by people and representitives across the country. Some don't speak as freely as Ron Pual, but I think deep down, most of the canidates hold simular views. At least the ones who have pride in their country and believe in freedom.

So we all are lazy, and pay more atention to who is leading in American Idol and Survivor or the next big chef more than we pay attention to the legislators and representatives of our COUNTRY. We as a country need to pay more atention to our ploitics, and vote based upon ideals, more than a party. Parties have disagreements amoung with them. It isn't all about Democrat vs Republican. There is a progressive movement that exsists in both parties that could be the real problem that both Democrates and Republicans face. The trouble is that the network news clouds the information on their own views. Watch and listen to as many viewpoints as possible. Then read obscure stuff that is ridiculed by the main stream media. The "crazy independent" sources can bring to the forfrount someting that you may never become aware of if you only listen to network news. I don't know how to find a way to find out what they are really about, but THAT'S what we ALL need to do.

It isn't about parties, but ideals. Find the person who represents your IDEALS, and vote them. People who don't do this have themselves to blame, and we all might have to pay the price.

And If the majority votes based upon real data and ideals, votes for the other guy, well I'm okay with working to educate others towards my point of view. I promice to not burn or shoot anything, or anyone. But my work won't be out of anger or superiorty, but out of communication and an exchange of opinions and trust. I may not have the ansswer. I'm not afraid of learning and adjusting for the good of the country and the world.

Peace out!

DAMN the spell check gurues! Or goo-roos. The spell checker ain't working, so read with tolerance?
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Tonight
Posted:Aug 11, 2011 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2011 8:33 pm
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Has my attention for a wide variety of reasons.

My favorite comedian, Louis CK is on FX, and I like the show that comes on before. It's called Wilfred. The other TV related thing is the Republican Debate. Fox News, and maybe even just the Fox network will be televising it.

I heard someone say today, that Ronald Reagan asked the US (something like) if we were better off than we were 4 years ago (while Jimmy Carter was President). They said that what whoever gets nominated on the Republican side should ask is if we are better off now verses 10 minutes ago. Hinting that the situation is getting worse off by the minute... I thought it was a little humorous.

So another thing that I'm thinking about is gathering some stuff to take to a metal recyclers. I collect things at work that have historically been just thrown away. Wire scraps, bent and ill-fitting metal, burned up electronic components, and various other things I can't think of right now have put more than $300 in my pocket this year. Cool Huh? I'm going to load up some stuff tonight to sell it tomorrow.

And I'm thinking of doing just a little exercise. Like moving my body as to exert myself other than masturbating that is! I used to joke that I drink a lot of coffee to elevate my heart rate. I can get it up to just under 100 by drinking coffee while I sit on the couch! And those exorcise shows, well I love them! I can sit and watch them all day when I'm in the mood... LOL. I can't promise you people I will actually move my body any more or less tonight, or even in the future. But I AM thinking about it anyway...

What's up with you tonight?
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I'm really messin up
Posted:Aug 10, 2011 7:15 pm
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2011 10:23 am
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Not totally, but I'm still doing it. I get up and go to work every day. Not so bad, right? And I feel totally blessed and lucky to have my job, cause I know there are a lot of others who don't. I hate it for you. Seriously. Because I think it would kill me to not be contributing towards my own well being.

So you're reading and thinking WTF? This guy doesn't seem so bad. Right? I agree. But truthfully, I haven't been putting in my all in my job or personal life. I come home, figure out if I feel like eating and what will I it will be, get on the net and look at and for women, watch some TV, and go to sleep.

This is not good for me. I do stay up too late watching crap on the TV, and go to work not feeling my best. I, for a lot of reasons, don't work the way I should while I'm there, and I sometimes even look for women on the net WHILE I'm at work! It's like an addiction! Not good...

So everyday, I think to myself that I'm not going to waste time at work and get stuff DONE! But I get there, and all my good intentions are out the window. I think it has become an addiction, like playing the spider game that comes with all Windows software. I'll start playing while on a mundane phone call, and get hooked! And the crazy part is, that I couldn't afford to have a woman even if I found one that likes me as well as I like her!

I'm so fucked up... I got to get mt shit together...
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Whoa... What happened?
Posted:Aug 9, 2011 7:58 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2011 5:24 pm
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Okay, so I get the alerts. Sometimes I have like 4 piled up. Some people have logged in, or someone has viewed, or flirted. But tonight, I have 20 alerts. Not bragging... I'm sure it's not a record or anything, but NEVER have I had 20. All over the course of 4 or so hours. Just weird is all...

Well last night I polished one off. It started in the usual way. Felt it's presence, re adjusted the position, and it got a little harder. Broke out the laptop and started looking at some stuff. It varies some, and I will watch a man and woman fucking. They need to seem into each other a little or it just seems like not so much of a turn on. I truly like to watch two women. 3 or more just gets to complicated, and not enough views or what I like to see. Two women and a dude is pretty good sometimes, but what really gets me off is watching a woman make love to a vagina with her mouth while laying on her back her friend's sweet ass floats above her head. Caressing ass cheeks and tickling the anus. A 69 position filmed from the back end of the girl on top. I think about being behind while the other woman is below tantalizing the clit and sometimes my balls.

So that's probably a lot to take in... And my back has been aching lately. Just after Christmas, I found a back massager with a long handle, and a rotating head that has different textures to give different effects. It's almost as good as having someone else massage your back but what makes it just a little better is that you can pinpoint where you need the attention, and work out what ever knots you might have. If I had a woman who would rub the exact spot I needed her to when I'm in pain, I would dump the vibrating wonder. To be clear, I loved to be caressed and massaged where ever you want to do it, unless I'm in pain. Then I want you to rub where I need it. I didn't get many back rubs, and had to ask for every one I got. And when I asked, it was because I NEEDED one, because I was in pain. Asking for specific spots would sound pushy or picky and usually wind up with her getting pissed. But I don't have to worry about her anymore...

So I'm going over the area from the base of my neck over to my shoulders, and then down the edge of my spine between my shoulder blade and spine. I can't stand "official massage" or massager ON my spine. It usually doesn't feel therapeutic, and is mostly painful... I'm looking to feel better damn-it!

So after a while my back felt better, and I moved to my pecs muscles, then down to my thighs and arches of my feet. The feet really liked this...

I moved the massager up to my flaccid cock just experimenting with pressures and positions. There's a small pleasure window that when the right pressure and position is reached, makes me feel as if I'm right on the edge or orgasm. I was hard at this point after playing around for a bit, but I never actually achieved a release. But it did feel good.

It made me wonder if the sensation was similar to the way a woman feels when using a vibe. Like it feels like you're right on the edge of orgasm for a while before it finally comes. I mean, typically, women are the ones seen using vibes. They all seem designed for insertion, and hell! I don't watch dudes, but even in male-female porn, I don't typically see men rubbing a vibrator on their dicks.

I wonder even more so because I could experience this feeling of being on the edge for longer than any other form of manipulation. Masturbating feels good. But from the time my orgasm is eminent until it's all over seems to last about, hmm. I don't have a stopwatch while I'm doing it, but if I had to guess, 5 seconds?

So I might be crazy. Definitely... But it's now a curiosity for me. And where else can a person ask a question like this?

Is this the way it feels for you women when you use a vibrator? AND... Have any of you dudes experimented?

C'mon. SPILL!
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Wha, Im so taad nah...
Posted:Aug 8, 2011 6:29 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 12:19 am
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I love that song from the 5 hour energy drink commercial...

So back to what I was thinking.

Louis C.K. is my newest favorite comedian. I've liked him for some time now, and I KNOW I keep talking about TV... But it's HOT outside!

Louis has a show on FX. And I feel like it's a show about me sometimes. He's divorced with two . And he talks about in a way that no one should ever talk about them. But it's what we all are thinking! Long story short, he's my kind of funny.

He talks about learning about sex when he's 7, with the tubes, and what-not, and how it all sounds like gibberish. He said something like until he was an adult, that he thought when a guy cums, that one of his balls shoots out the end of his penis. And that's sex! There's blood everywhere, and you only get to do it twice! Then you walk around the rest of your life with just an empty sack, and you're done... And it turns out that was kinda true...

I can't do it justice... Just check it out if you get a chance.

So it was tax-free spend way the fuck too much for some silly assed reason weekend in NC. DON'T FALL FOR THIS BULL SHIT IF IT HAPPENS IN YOUR STATE!

It's a scam... And that's how they get-cha. I love that saying. It's pessimistic, but just funny to me. I'm usually a positive person, but sad depressing stuff, and black or dark humor just cracks me up! Like the blues or something.

It isn't funny really, but Tony Soprano could hear some story about something terrible happening to someones , and he would say " Whad a ya gonna do?" It just stuck me funny every time he said it. And He's right really. What else can you say? Words can't fix it most times. There aren't any words (George Costanza from Seinfeld). So you just say or ask what are you going to do. But with an Italian accent!

Life gives you lemons, you got to figure out what you're going to do right? So maybe it's even encouragement or something. There's no suggestion really other than the question.

So whad a ya gonna do?
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