God also created me with brains
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Posted:Dec 15, 2010 9:14 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2010 7:58 am
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Got this as one of my friend network invites:
DEAREST JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAVE SEEN ON THESE SITES. WHEN GOD MADE YOU HE CREATED THE PERFECT WOMAN, WITH THE SMILE TO CAPTURE ANY MAN. THE EYES TO MELT THE COLDEST HEART AND THE BODY TO MAKE ANY MAN DROP TO HIS KNEES AND WEEP. HOPE TO BE A FRIEND
Yup, God also did not create me yesterday and I'm sure you send this to all the other women.
*Decline invite*
Hints to guys, trying to BS me with flattery doesn't really work.
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My first pap smear
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Posted:Dec 15, 2010 8:15 am
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2010 2:11 am
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Yeah, I finally got round to seeing a doc today to do what every sexually active woman who gives a hoot about her health should do at least once a year, which is get a pap smear, purpose of which is to check if any of my cervical cells have started to go all ninja turtle on me i.e. mutate to form cancerous cells.
The doc I went to see was a guy running a women's clinic pretty near my place. He was a pretty cool guy, and gave me a lot of advice, one of which was to get myself vaccinated against the HPV virus (that nasty things that causes cervical cells to go all ninja turtle mutant-like). Nothing to it, he said, just one jab followed by another jab two months later and a final jab 3 months later, and voila, I'm 76% protected against 4 strains of HPV virus for the rest of my life (there are two other strains for which I need another type of jab. Bleh). He also asked me what kind of birth control I use, and I told him usually condoms but sometimes emergency contraceptive (for those times when my favourite romp decides to get frisky with me without a condom, and usually it gets too hot that he has to spray his load in me...dangerous I know, but I do get a kick out of it. And he's the only one I let do that, the rest of you have to wear a condom unless I say so, yokays). Anyway, the doc was like tsk, tsk, tsk, I should be using emergency contraceptives, they screw up my menstrual cycle. And I totally agree, those pills always make my period either come too early or too late. So I said better I start going on birth control pills, and he happily gave me a pack of 21 BC pills, and I have to start taking them 7 days after the start of my next period, one a day, without fail, and if I do do that, he said, my guy can spray his load inside of me and I will never get preggers (well, he explained it a bit more professionally than that, of course). Like woohoo!
Then he proceeded to the pap smear and since it was my first time, he was telling me there's nothing to it, it's going to feel a bit cold (coz' he inserting that metal detector tube whatchamacallit in my vagina) and I was like thinking I've probably had cocks in me double the size of that thing. No biggie. Went without a hitch, although he said that I had a yeast infection in my vag, which I already knew about anyway. It comes on and off, and is nothing really serious except that it causes a smell that would be a turn-off to any guy who wants to go under (which is a shame, coz' my fav romp tells me he loves licking me coz' I smell nice, and that I don't want some silly little yeast to deter him. XD). The doc said he'd give me something for that. And then gave my uterus a scan to check for abnormalities, and I could see everything on the screen (just like on TV!OOh). Nothing strange popped up, and no babies growing in my tummy too either. Yay. The doc said I looked ok, and the pap smear lab results would be ready in a week, so he would let me know the results then.
So finally I was done and off to pay the bill, which came up to a rather whopping RM295 (equivalent to USD92).Breakdown as follows:
Consultation fees - RM60 (USD 19)
Lab fees - RM50 (USD16)
Scan - RM60 (USD 19)
Birth control pills - RM40 (USD13) and I have to buy these pills every month so it's a regular cost
Medication (some cream and tablets to kill off my yeast infection - a fantastic RM85 (RM 27)
And when I do go for the HPV vaccination jab, each jab will cost RM450 (USD145) which doesn't include consultation fees, and I have to get 3 jabs, so that will come up to RM1350 (USD 435).
Now if I were actually a good girl and not romping around with guys on TSmeet, I wouldn't have to be paying for any of this stuff, except maybe for the yeast infection medication but even that I suspect is partially due to the romps.
Therefore the reason I share this is so the next time I come across a guy on TSmeet who doesn't know how to treat me with an ounce of respect and asks for fuck/ throws me his phone number thinking I'll gladly call him for a romp, I have every right to tell him "Up yours", and that would be very nice of me already.
At that I say, Cowabunga! ^_^
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Attempting to create a piece of weird/ funny erotic fiction... with YOUR help ^_^
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Posted:Dec 12, 2010 7:36 am
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2010 7:42 am
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Just coz' it's nice to post occasionally write something a little less meaningful and contemplative on what should be a sexually-charged blog on a just-as-sexually-charged site, I had this interesting idea of attempting to write a piece of weird / funny erotic fiction, with the help of my wonderful regular readers and whoever else pops by my blog.
The idea is that I start off with the 'intro' to the story, and everyone else just adds on til' it becomes progressively weird or hilarious, but still should be related to sex (or if it diverges, the next person should lead it back to the main topic!). The rules of the game are as follows:
1)You get to write a maximum of two new lines per post. Try to leave your last line open-ended, meaning the remainder of it shall be filled in by the NEXT person who posts. You can post more than once, just not consecutively, of course.
2) Post your story lines in italics, so everyone knows it's part of the story. If you would like to comment on earlier posts, feel free to do so in normal font after you're done with your creative expression. 
3) Try not to write anything that would make the story become disturbing instead of weird. We're aiming for humour, not nightmares. 
4) Also remember that weird does not mean illogical, hence write something that makes sense based on what was written previously by others, coz' if not the next person will be stuck on what to write. Putting in names of totally new characters out of nowhere is an example of bad logical flow I have the right to delete anything that I feel totally doesn't make sense, so please don't feel insulted if I do, just try again.
The story ends...err...whenever I feel like it (which it most likely when everyone has run out of creative juices. Lol). I actually don't expect this to last very long... but who knows. Have fun!
P.S.: Any guys who attempt to self-advertise themselves to me on this thread will have their post deleted and you shall be immediate termed a doofus head. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Tony the postman was just about to finish a long day of work, making his rounds posting letters, and he just had one last parcel to drop at the house down the street. He rang the doorbell and after waiting a minute or so.....
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2 is company, 3 is a crowd?
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Posted:Nov 26, 2010 10:40 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2011 10:12 am
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I haven't tried a threesome before. I'm perfectly straight as well, so I have no interest in having another lady in the room with me to share a guy, however, I have toyed with the idea of 3-some with two guys. Threesome makes for fascinating porn, especially if you're into the whole dominating/submissive scene and I do admit that watching a scene of girl taking it in from both ends (or even at the same end i.e. double pen) can be quite a turn-on for me. However, while I do enjoy a certain level of naughtiness during sex, intimacy is much more important to me. So for girls and guys who appreciate spooning, kissing, etc, after a romp, I imagine a threesome would be quite...errr... awkward, wouldn't it? Like one person would have to be left out while the other two are snogging each other. At least if it's two couples or more doing a partner swap, there will always be a partner to go around and no one gets left out.
I'm quite interested to hear from those who have tried threesomes before and how they deal with what I 'think' would be a awkward situation after the romp. Like would the guys take turns to cuddle the lady? Or everyone just leaves the intimacy part out altogether so no one feels weird?
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TIMHOS: The Idiotic Messages Hall of Shame
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Posted:Nov 22, 2010 9:34 am
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2011 8:54 am
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Sorry guys and gals, this is another ranting post but I'm just so ticked off with some of the incredibly brainless messages I get in my inbox and blog from guys who seem to think it's ok to talk to girls on TSmeet like whores. I don't know why such jokers think it's perfectly acceptable to tell a girl he wants to f*ck, or shoot out his number only, thinking he's so great a girl will be dying to call him back... coz' if any guy where to say such things to a girl in real life, he'd be lucky not to get a slap in the face.
As such, I bring you The Idiotic Messages Hall of Shame, otherwise known as the TIMHOS... a list of the brainless or downright rude messages I have received AND the handles of the guys who sent them. So guys, you better learn to talk nice to me and other ladies on TSmeet, else your handle and wonderful piece of work will end up on the TIMHOS as well.
For the nice guys (and equally annoyed gals who suffer the same idiotic messages), feel free to poke fun at the idiots and bring them more shame until they learn how to think with the right head (NOT the one down south)!
"can i euck u" --> from the totally-failed-spelling-class manjlo69
"let's fuck" (Subject title: wannA FUCK) --> from I-want-a-fuck-but-can't-get-one-so-I-have-to-fuck-myself joanathan1971 (I think he didn't even spell his handle right!)
"017 4910 839" --> from I-don't-know-how-to-write-a-proper-intro-so-just-put-my-telephone-number-LAH imchineseguy
"hello dear want have sex now" --> from super-straight-to-the-point xxupeman
"hi sexy ....wanna ctc?call me" --> from sam6515670maxis(don't even know what ctc is, and don't give a hoot)
"have time can call me anytime 019 932 7078(zarie)...from lumut, perak." (This was in super huge size 10 font, by the way) --> from blinding-girls-with-my-size-10-font-will-make-them-want-me firuz07
"u like be one night stand??" --> from I-like-be-sex-but-one-regular-girl-be-not-enough-be-for-me-be Smbaby5202
"i need sex at your place... call me.. 012 230 5815" --> from a guy who sent me this email on the same day he joined TSmeet, and since he's new to the game, I'll forgive the stupidity and not put his nick up. I was even nice enough to explain that emails like this are not cool... but not before I told him that I also needed someone to vacuum my floor, do the dishes, feed my doberman (be careful with that one, he bites) and after that entertain me by doing the Macarena while spanking your ass. Sorry, just couldn't help myself.
"Hi, I wish I can lick your pussy.. sms me at 010 280 5044" --> from I-only-get-3-wishes-and-I-used-them-all EdmundLok
More will be added to the list as they come (I had many more, but unfortunately got deleted by TSmeet along the way, else I would have a nice big collection!) ^_^
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My chemical romance
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Posted:Nov 21, 2010 8:19 am
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2010 7:57 am
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M is one of the first guys I met on TSmeet and he and I have had many fantastic romps since... even though he's older than I would prefer (20 years my senior, which makes him old enough to be my dad. ), but he and I share not only a physical but emotional chemistry that I have yet to find in any younger guy I've met here (except for one, but my opportunities to meet him are less for certain reasons). I've been trying to figure exactly what it is that has made sparks fly so easily between us.
Maybe it's that M is a smart guy... as in too smart for his own dang good, and has strong opinions about lots of issues. Which means talking to him is never boring. I always learn something new from him, and I respect him for that.
Maybe it's that M is quite a gentleman outside of bed, and very patient. The fact that he always needs his 'warm-up' conversations with his lady prior to sex makes the experience very much more enriching for me. We chat easily and share experiences and funny stories, and sometimes he's even more patient than me when he comes to sex (like I'd be horny, and he's still talking! Lol!). Then halfway through a relatively benign conversation, he'll suddenly move in for a kiss and soon we'll be all over each other. That gets me every time! And the fact that he's a gentlemen OUT of bed means he can get away with being naughty with me IN bed... and yes, he gets quite naughty. 
Maybe it's coz' M knows how to create an ambiance. All our romps have been at his place, which is a nice cozy condo. In his own words, it's small enough that if you tripped and fell over, you'd be bound to hit your head against a wall. But he decorates it nicely with paintings, little figurines bought during his travels, and cute little tea set. Sometimes at his place, he'd make some tea for me, and we'd sit down for a chat next to the window or snuggled up to each other. And he's so damn neat. Like seriously... no laundry tossed on the floor or dirty dishes left in the sink. He really knows how to keep his place looking nice. And that's pretty hot.
Yes, M has set the bar pretty high in my world. Of course, like I said, there is one other guy who I share good chemistry with, and he's not much like M (except for the gentleman and patient part). So really, when it comes to chemistry, I don't think there's a magic formula. If it happens that I hit it off so well with a guy, it happens. And if it doesn't, I still have M to keep me happy.
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Good looks or personality?
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Posted:Nov 15, 2010 8:21 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2010 6:53 am
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Well, let's face it, on a site looking for sex partners, I think physical attractiveness in a potential sex partner is one of the more important considerations on everyone's list, if not the most important for some people. And I do wonder how many guys actually come on this site thinking they can get an easy romp with a lady who's just out for mindless sex and not really caring about a guy's personality.I would think such guys would be sorely disappointed unless they get REALLY lucky. For the most part, I believe the real ladies on TSmeet (as in those not out for money, or scammers) know what kind of guy they want and therefore guys on this site, as horny as you are, must be able to understand the importance of getting to know a girl you're interested in.
For me personally, while a certain level of physical attractiveness is of course important, I'm happy to have proven to myself that I'm not quite that shallow and I thought I might be when I first joined this site. There was a guy I was chatting who showed me some pics of himself and I thought he is HOT. But once I chatted with him a bit more, it became apparent that he wasn't interested in getting to know me much, and even asked for a 'quickie' for a first date. Totally lost interest after that. Interesting personality has always been the main thing I look for in a guy. Simply because I don't quite like the idea of awkward silence after sex, no matter how great the sex is. Good conversation before and after is essential as well! I've happily romped with guys who are... not that great looking, but caught me with a good sense of humour.
On a slightly different note, I've also heard that some Asian girls ONLY go for the white guys on TSmeet and are not interested in Asian guys. Reasons being most Caucasian guys are 'apparently' better in bed compared to their Asian counterparts. Errr, to be honest, I haven't been with enough Caucasian guys to really compare, but most of the guys I've been with have been Asian (predominantly Chinese), and while I wouldn't say I've had mind-blowing sex with all of them, I have a couple of regular Chinese guys I like to meet up with whom I have a fantastic time with in bed. So I would say to all the white-skin hunting ladies, don't knock the Asian guys coz' they can be pretty fun to be with too.
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Turn-offs during sex is a subjective subject :P
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Posted:Oct 31, 2010 3:21 am
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2010 7:41 am
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A guy asked me why I didn't write a post of about what what turns me off as opposed to my earlier post on what turns me on. I did think about it, but to be honest, it's actually more difficult to write about the turn-offs than the turn-ons, one reason being that it's hard to write this without possibly making some guy offended, I would think (eg. guys with big guts are a turn-off... apologies to the guys with big guts, but I once did a blowjob on a guy who was kneeling on the bed, and looked up to have a less than inspiring view of his beer belly).
Another reason is that what works well for one guy may turn me off if done by another guy. For example, I am usually not comfortable with dirty talk. It tends to make me feel a bit cheap when halfway through a blowjob a guy tells me to suck on that big f*cking cock, or something along those lines. BUT I do have a regular partner with whom I share very good chemistry with and somehow or another his dirty talk actually does turn me on.... but that's coz' he keeps me happy on many other aspects.
ALSO, I am already very descriptive of what I want on my profile and blog posts, and I kinda don't want to overload the brains of guys with too much information and then they end up trying to be something they're not just to meet my 'criteria'
For the most part, most turn-offs should be (I hope) pretty much common sense... bad breath and personal hygiene, being rude or pushy, overinflated male ego, etc... And so far all the guys I've been with thankfully have none of these problems and all were quite the gentlemen (except when having rough sex in bed, but that's quite expected).
For me, the only thing I know for SURE that really turns me off is French kissing, ie. trying to tongue- my mouth (although a little tongue is ok). That is just not cool. Apart from that, there may be things that are not particularly pleasurable for me, but I wouldn't call it a major turn off.
Yeah, so that's my vague post for today. ^_^
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Separating the purely self-gratifers from the willing lady pleasers
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Posted:Oct 21, 2010 9:18 am
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2010 6:54 am
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IMHO from TSmeet emails, it's not too difficult to identify a guy is only cares about pleasing himself in bed from a guy who enjoys pleasing his lady in bed.
My rule of thumb is, the higher the level of a guy's patience, the more likely he's the type who likes to please his lady and not just himself.
The level of a guy's patience can be ascertained from how quickly he wants to jump into bed with me. And is this respect, TSmeet emails I get from guys fall into 3 main categories:
1) The ones who obviously want to jump into bed with me ASAP (and probably anything else with a vagina). Their emails usually are short and straight to the point... they ask right away when I can meet them, or throw in their handphone number or email address and ask me to call or add them on my messenger. Some don't even bother to ask anything and just say little else except something along the lines of they want to f*ck. This, to me, is very good sign that they most likely only care about their own sexual satisfaction.
I always ignore these kind of emails. And there were also a couple of guys I did get to the point of giving my number to, but when they only sms-ed me to ask when we could have a quickie, I lost interest. It didn't even matter to me that one of the guys was pretty hot.
2) The ones who actually want to get to know me better, taking the time to read my profile and responding to it. These guys will write a long email, introducing themselves. And then tell me why they found me interesting from what they read on my profile. And after I give them my contact to chat online, we have meaningful conversations apart from sex. And all the guys I have met who fall in this category have been the types who get a kick out of pleasing me in bed. I get a kick out of them too, of course!
3) The ones who's emails are too neutral to tell their level of patience. Usually they just ask if we can be friends. It's hard to tell because they could be the patient lady pleasing type but just don't know how to talk, or they could be the impatient type but are trying to make themselves 'sound' like they are actually interested in getting to know the girl when all he actually wants is to get into her pants.
My apologies to these poor sods, but considering I like to have good conversations with my men, I usually don't bother to waste time with the neutral emails either.
So kudos to all the patient guys who fall in category no. 2
Well, that's just my two cents. Perhaps other ladies on this site have other opinions on how they wean the good guys from the 'wham-bam-thank-you-maams'?
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Advice on humility from a respectable guy
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Posted:Oct 2, 2010 1:34 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2010 9:48 am
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Among quite a number men on TSmeet who tend to think with the wrong head in dealing with the ladies here, I am glad that I have met some very respectable guys here. Respectable in the sense that they actually treat the ladies as people with personalities and not just another piece of meat ready for the humping, asking to get it on NOW.
The first guy I hooked up with here thus far left me with the best piece of advice based on his experiences with ladies on TSmeet. He's been an TSmeet-er for quite some time. So it was after we had our romp at his place, and we were chatting about TSmeet and I remember he said something along the lines of the following points.
He told me that he knew some guys on TSmeet who thought any girls they met on TSmeet would and should remain exclusively theirs. In his opinion, such guys were being incredibly unfair, to think that they 'deserve' to keep any TSmeet ladies solely to themselves. Ladies on TSmeet do not come here to be OWNED by a guy. They are people who want control over what kind of guys they meet up, and are not interested in being treated like a prostitude, ready to bonk any guys at his whim and fancy.
The fact of the matter (and I remind you, this came from the mouth of my MALE friend) is that ladies on TSmeet are probably more successful than the guys on TSmeet in terms of the number of partners they have. So guys who think they are such studs have to keep this in mind to learn to eat humble pie.
Seriously, we need more men like this guy on TSmeet.
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