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Just Blogging Between the Sheets

Careful, blogs may consists of sleep deprived incoherent phrases!!
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Dress Up!
Posted:Oct 5, 2008 9:37 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2008 10:59 pm
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Alright you pervs and pervettes.....Tell me one thing.....

WHAT ARE YOU GOING AS FOR HALLOWEEN????
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I'm thinking of something ORANGE!
Posted:Oct 4, 2008 11:03 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2008 4:53 pm
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As I drove this morning to run an errand I was able to enjoy the early morning alone. The air was fresh and perfect temperature and smelled so good for once! Music playing in the truck of some older country tunes hadn't heard in a long time. I was headed to one of my favorite places!

HOME DEPOT

I had a list of supplies I needed as we are re-building the front deck and always with any project, a second or third trip always seems to have to be made. Someday I'll get ALL the supplies in the first trip done

Well, as I am pondering which deck stain/sealant to buy, HE walks around the corner to assist me. He has his bright orange apron on and I immediately thought naughty thoughts on how to use the tie strings on him

He was the store manager on duty and ever so polite and a smile that could make a rusty faucet leak! Gotta love these southern boys! I asked his opinion on which brand would be best and as he pondered standing next to me, I could smell the mixture of his heavenly cologne mixed with the raw materials of the store. He has MAN written all over him and if not shopping at Home Depot for me isn't pleasureable enough, he added to it and I think I may need to make several trips back. Thank God he oversees the store in my town!

After our short interaction I was off to collect the other items on my list. I needed some siding cut and of course no one was around until the night in orange apron comes walking around the corner again....I politely asked him if he could direct someone to help me as I needed something cut. He immediately got on his little phone and called for someone. Again, he was to my rescue.

About another 30 mins later, I'm still in the store, trying to find someone to check when the next order of stair risers will come in as they are out of the ones I need and HE comes by again, asking me again if I need anything, making sure I'm being "taken care of"........Oh, Mr. Orange Apron guy, there are MANY things you can take care of with me

As I am headed to the checkout (finally)....I pass by HIM and he asks me again if I found everything I need. In a very girlish tone I say I have and thank him kindly for his help.

Now, I know that as a manager he has certain customer servic obligations, it was just really cute when everytime our paths crossed this morning, we met eachother with a small smile.

So Mr. Orange Apron guy....this is to you!

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Steel Toe Boots!
Posted:Oct 1, 2008 1:52 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2008 10:59 pm
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Yep! That's right! I bought me a pair!!!!

Some of you know how "woMANLY" I can get and I thought it was bout time I owned some steel toes.

They are not top of the line, just enough so that I can clear brush and not worry too much about my toes being crushed by a small falling tree. Also got them waterproof so when I'm hosing out the fire from burning brush my feet won't get wet Clever eh??

It's that time of year that is fast approaching that makes outside yard work the easiest. I've been waiting for the leaves to start turning to fall and making cutting down with the chainsaw 10X easier. We have already started burning some small brush, nothing like sitting around a fire in the middle of the country, stars shining bright and listening to the crackles and nature roam. These days there is just enough chill in the air for a light long sleeve shirt.

My favorite time of year![/SIZE]


Please, tell me what your favorite time of year is?!
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Copy and Pasting Emails........errr
Posted:Sep 26, 2008 10:32 pm
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2008 10:40 pm
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GUYS; pay attention!

A woman can tell when you copy and paste an email. You write out a general response and just copy and paste away to the few women or more you send it to in a night and hope someone doesn't realize it emails you back right? Dickweed!!!!


BE ORIGINAL FOR ONCE!!

We don't care if you didn't ace language composition!! You going to bring along typed out phrases when you meet someone? COME ON! You think we are that fuckin stupid we ain't gunna catch on????

I SWEAR if I get one more of those I'm gunna scream! That alone just tells me that nothing about me is interesting to you, that you are going to give me an email that hundreds of women will get while you are here. It doesn't have to by Shakespear but damn! TRY! Cuz if you are that lazy in trying to catch our eye, you damn sure ain't putting off a good impression that you are attentative where it counts.......


NO WONDER YOU AIN'T GETTING ANY!!!
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What is with the Kentucky men??
Posted:Sep 26, 2008 10:19 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2008 9:33 pm
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Lately I've been getting network invites. Why is that a problem Lylli? you ask? Well, for those that don't know, my profile is nothing really, it just says I'm here to blog and that's it. Lately though, I've been getting a lot of network invites to view my albums. And the majority of them are from guys in Kentucky!

Now, I don't have nudes in my albums, they are just the same pics I used to have on my profile, which I narrowed down to just 1 on there.

Are the Kentucky men just getting really lonely??? OR has TSmeet been posting my pic in other states?? Assholes!
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Christmas Shopping
Posted:Sep 21, 2008 2:08 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2008 10:15 pm
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Yesterday, I ordered if not all, pretty darn close to all the Christmas gifts we are giving this year. For the whole family!! Yeah, you heard correctly.....CHRISTMAS!!

I am bound and determined to have it ALL done by Thanksgiving this year. Shouldn't be a problem either.

We are driving to my parents' in Minnesota for the holiday this year. I don't get to spend holidays with my family very often, my sister lives in Alabama so we have to time it just right. That and BB works every other week so our vacation time is very, very short when you are driving.

We did think about flying but with 3 of us and gifts....the cost of the extra baggage....and a 2 yr old??? Hell no!! I adore the drive up there, I don't even need a map.

Ordering the presents yesterday just made me happy. I know my previous post is a venting one, I wasn't happy when I wrote that last night. But earlier in the day I felt all excited to know I'm going home for the holiday, that we can afford a really nice Christmas this year. Plus, we have a wish list and we've been very slowly working on it and I think that we will be able to have it complete by tax time next year. A lot sooner than we thought!

The last time I had Christmas with my whole family in Minnesota was 2004. BB and I had been married 8 months by then. My parents went overboard with presents and literally 1/3 of the living room was full of presents. Having 8 adults and 2 grandkids at that time in the living room that used to be soo big when I was little got full pretty quick! It took us 3 hours to open everything and we barely got the car packed with everything. This year we will have the same 8 adults but there are now 4 grandkids. My mom says she's going simple this year...but I think it will still take us awhile to get through everything

Can't wait for the items to come in so I can wrap them up! That's really my favorite part of it all, wrapping the gifts.
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Be Honest and True
Posted:Sep 20, 2008 9:44 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2008 9:31 pm
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I'm a little annoyed with someone that I thought could be a really good friend. I've tried to put in dedication and offering help to this person time and time again.

Well, you can tell me how much you adore me, you can tell me how much you can't wait to meet me, you can tell me that you want to meet me before anyone else.....you can tell me that no more.

I thought that sincerity was a part of you. I thought manners and respect flowed through you. I thought that you were more than just about sex.

This isn't about jealousy, this isn't me with my booty all hurt....it's about you trying to string along someone that takes loyalty to friendship a little more seriously than you do. That really hurts. It hurts that you think I'm going to sit by waiting like a pet to meet you.

I thought that you were truely interested in a friendship, but you are just about getting dick.
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Fuckin TSmeet
Posted:Sep 19, 2008 10:12 am
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2008 8:18 pm
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Ok, to my last post, since TSmeet DIDN'T put my image up there where I specifically wanted it!!!!!

I hope ya'll like....sorry about the stupidity on this site!
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Part II
Posted:Sep 19, 2008 12:03 am
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2008 10:10 am
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Okay, along with the fact that I got my nose pierced, (see previous post) I also fancied myself into accomplishing another dare.

I have had this one dare, and it's a personal dare mind you to get a tattoo on the top of my foot. It has changed over the years as to what exactly I'd like there, afterall, tattoos are long term. I only have one other tattoo so this is not ink-fever, my last tattoo was 10 years ago and on my finger. (why I choose very painful areas I do not know myself)

So, after getting my nose pierced, they were kinda booked up for tattoos so they directed me to their sister store and to a certain artist, said she was the best.

So, a few blocks down I walk in, having no idea what I want. I'm looking at endless drawings and I know that I don't want it too big or too colorful or detail orientated since it will be on my foot afterall. I finally narrowed it down to two and decided.

Back in the room I was such the little wuss! I was making all kinds of noises and squirming and biting my lips, squeezing my shirt and hitting my free leg to try to manage the pain that felt like razor blades scraping aross my foot. She was really fast and really good. She tried to get my mind off of it but that didn't really help much. The outline was the worse and the coloring was a little better to handle....but only by a fraction.

I didn't cry, mainly whimpered and laughed. She thought I was hilarious and said I was the most interesting customer of the day!

But I mustered through it and got what I've been wanting for years! I mean YEARS!!!

So, don't mind my icky toes....nothing big, glad I didn't get the other one!

[image]
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I Dared, I Conquered!
Posted:Sep 18, 2008 11:41 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2008 8:38 pm
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The other day I had the greatness to get out of the house with no or husband. I was free to do whatever I wanted and no cares. First I went to my friend's house to drop of some pants and chit chat for a bit. Then I decided to head up into Ft. Worth. I stopped by the house on the way to grab my phone charger and ended up taking a shower and fully shaving while I was there and was alone.

I knew that I have been kind of daring myself to do a couple of things as of late and I think that day I just had more courage. So, after my shower, making sure I didn't miss anything, I headed up to Ft. Worth. I took Northshore Drive and headed towards the Stockyards to find a place. A tattoo shop.

As I parked, I re-asked myself if it was something I really wanted to do. Convincing myself to get out of the truck and go in was fairly easy, went in, paid for what I was doing and got ready for the needle.


What did she get you all ask???



It's small, it's cute and it feels like I have a booger in my nose that won't leave!!!


*I hate that I'm not wearing makeup in that but....ya'll survive! *
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Uh huh!!
Posted:Sep 18, 2008 11:19 pm
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2008 10:10 am
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Man I'm such a bitch sometimes!
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Because I'm sick of hearing about it!!!!!
Posted:Sep 12, 2008 9:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2008 8:28 pm
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My Bitch is in Heat!
Posted:Sep 12, 2008 8:36 pm
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2008 6:23 pm
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I must say I am getting more and more precise with my aim on our BB gun though. There are 6 male dogs on our road that all think they are her boyfriend. From a Great Pyrenees to a Chihuahua..yeah, I don't think that one is getting any from my Lab....

So, she has an appointment later this month, cuz they are booked for the next 2 weeks! She will be spayed and we will not have to worry about this anymore. We can't risk having puppies in the middle of winter, plus, the other we have, he's one of hers and we don't want any inbreeding.

So, fertilized or not she will be taken care of. Gosh she's such a slut!
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