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Just Blogging Between the Sheets

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This is what happens when I'm all alone!
Posted:Jul 13, 2008 9:48 am
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2008 7:26 am
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I have been alone at home most of this past week. Hubby has been staying on the rig and came home one night but that's it....I am in need of some lovin and adult conversation.....a 2 yr old can only offer so much you know?

I think that I have bothered my friends this week. As I am not used to being alone and am bored and need a mommy break......so I have called and texted till there is nothing more to say and I'm sure they are sick of me by now. Not to mention using IM as well to communicate. I have not tried to be pushy or demanding and I do hope that my friends can see that.

Call it a little bit of selfishness if you must....but I am a talker....I don't relish in having attention or needing attention all day....but it's enjoyable when you have someone to talk to when you are bored out of your mind!

My mind starts thinking in times like these...my endless ramblings and thoughts....meaningless and not really needing answers....just some things that keep me busy and occupied.....

Like......

The hose on my vaccum cleaner is cleared out but why does it keep clogging?

Why don't any of my bed sheets for any of our beds fit just right?

I think I may have masturbated too much this past week, cuz even though I know I need some loving....I am not horny.

Why is it when you need something the most...it's never there and you can never find one? (pen, towel, kleenex etc....)

I should be able to just hose off my cheap air filter and let it dry and re-use it right? At least to use it twice?

Why do small items that require batteries suck the life in a couple of days but big things will go forever?

There are plenty more thoughts in there....but these are just a few....I don't have most of the day to write them out....time for lunch and to put little guy down for a nap.....

Bear with me folks....I'll be right as rain soon enough.......
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My New Heels!
Posted:Jul 10, 2008 1:56 pm
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2008 10:22 am
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I got some new shoes today and I'm in love with them! I'm not one for heels growing up a tomboy and I have wider feet so finding dressier shoes in general is a bitch......But these found me and I think that I can have fun with these these. Hubby likes em and they will go great with that dress I bought and my jeans....

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Cybering
Posted:Jul 9, 2008 10:54 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2008 6:12 am
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A couple of weeks ago, this sparked a conversation between hubby and me. A certain someone that shall remain nameless is to be accredited here

Hubby and I met online. And, we cybered quite often due to the 1200 mile gap there was between us. It was cheaper than phone sex....and quicker than writing erotic stories to each other through snail mail. This was before texting even! We found ways to be sexual with each other and never touched.

We were discussing the art of cybering. I mean, there is one there. I'm not trying to over-emphasize on it but those of you that have done it, or really enjoy it, you know what I'm talking about here.

Picture this....you are at the screen, and not only do you have to make sure you stay stimulated, you also have to type to another person to keep them stimulated.....and it isn't all about ooh's and aww's ....... you really gotta have a good imagination and know what you are talking about. It takes skill to be a very good cybering individual. If you do not possess any writing skill known to man.....you are not going to stimulate your partner, leave it for hands-on only hun.

Now, hubby and I used to be pretty darn good. I haven't cybered in so long...... we talked about how we would come up with it. After all, we were only 18-19 when we were cybering. Looking back it may have not been good compared to how we are now....but at the time........whew!!! Many wet seated nights!!

He asked me where I would come up with my material because he dug out our old letters and I can still make him cum over them......I finally told him a little secret. Not only did I get practice writing out the descriptive story for him when we would send them through the mail......but writing out different scenarios all together beforehand is one way to spark your creativity and take the time to use the thesaurus and dictionary....to break open that writer side of you. Of course, past experiences with other partners get credit too. We joked around that I'd just open my document of fuck stories and copy and paste.!!! NEVER in my life have I done that! Though....I'm sure someone out there has....and I am by all means NOT suggesting this here!

I would just merely suggest to those out there that want to conquer and master the art of cybering....to take time to read some erotic story books, practice writing out stories in 1st person. Don't use over-big words and if after you read through your finished art, you get excited.... BRAVO!!!

If you know you suck at it, don't attempt it. Not everyone can type one handed

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Fuck-Me Skirt
Posted:Jul 8, 2008 4:30 pm
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2008 9:30 pm
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Well, hubby is staying on the rig this week due to the distance.....I get a call today that hubby had lost one of the balls to his tongue ring down the drain.....so, I told him when lil guy wakes up from his nap I will drive out there with a new tongue ring so he doesn't risk closure.

So, with about an hour to spare....I took a little nap, then put on the new skirt I got....I figured that since I won't really see hubby til Thursday night, I might as well tease him a bit....thought about no panties....but, went with the white thong to add....texture!

Driving out there, I was anxious to see hubby. Being apart isn't something that we are used to and knowing I won't get any action until Thursday is killing me.

Hubby opens the gate for me and I pull up next to his truck....wait for him to start walking towards me to open the door, show some leg....and exit in a very unlady like fashion, giving him full eye candy of the white thong...of course I just so happen to forget what I needed to give him in the car....so I very unlady like again bent over the driver seat and reached for the item.....giving him a little ass show....

Hubby was very pleased with my new skirt, first time that he has seen it. We get the little one out for a bit....and notice he needs a change.....so around the car I go to lay him down in the back seat to change....just so happens at that particular time....a big truck with four men in it come from location to go through the gate....hubby is kinda standing behind me as they pull up....he doesn't want to leave but I told him he needs to go open the gate.....he leaves my backside, giving all four of those men a nice leggy view....I have no idea if they could see any cheek but as I peered out the very darkly tinted back window....I could see as well as feel those eyes glued to my ass....I couldn't help but just giggle....

I took my time changing the little one....knowing full well I was being thoroughly watched....the truck pulls through the gate just as I was done....hubby has a shit-eating grin on his face...I'm still giggling....

"How do you feel knowing you just got eye-fucked by 4 men?" he asks.

"How do you feel knowing all 4 of those men right now want to fuck your wife?" I asked him.

Nothing but smiles.......

It was a great mood booster....I had only planned on teasing hubby....but if those men have wives or girlfriends....I guess my thanks goes further....

Can't wait til Thursday!
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My New Corset!
Posted:Jul 7, 2008 1:30 pm
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2008 10:21 am
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I got a new corset today.....I love it!!!

Tell me what ya'll think!

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In Our Moment of Passion............
Posted:Jul 6, 2008 12:12 am
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2008 9:30 pm
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Your hands find my naked body lying next to you. Your mouth finds mine and we begin to kiss. Our tongues meet and the softness and sensual feeling of the kiss sends shivers up my spine. Our mouths so used to each other that the kisses flow with ease and years of understanding. Your hands pull me closer, I feel your strength within your arms, the power of your embrace….you kiss my neck…the right spot makes my body jerk and melt at the same time. A nibble there, a suck here, your tongue lightly tracing along my neck to find my mouth again. Our breathing begins to become heavier….our hearts beat a little faster….together, they sound lovely beating as one. I am rolled onto my back….your body partly on top of me. Our kisses continue. The lips, the cheek, the neck, collar bone, chest……you kiss my breasts, my stomach….you lift one leg and kiss from my thighs to my toes and back again. You take your time, teasing me with outstanding pleasure….you lift my other leg, repeating the unselfishness of sending tiny tingles up and down my body. Your kisses run down my legs….closer to my wet moistness….closer and closer….you gently kiss me there, your tongue tasting my juices, the spikes of pleasure rush through my body, my back arches….my hands find your head, your hands on my sides….you kiss, you suck, you lick, you tenderize my soft spot….you kiss my stomach, my breasts, my collar bone, my neck and back to my lips….you rub your penis against me….it gets wet with my juices….you slide in with ease…..the feeling of you filling me inside…..your length, your width….stretching me around you, holding you in tight….the hardness between my legs is welcomed, needed….feeling each slow thrust you entice me with makes me want more and more of you. I kiss you hard, our tongues thrashing around each others…I pull you close, bite your neck, your shoulder….my nails digging into your back, my hips thrusting against yours as you drive into me….we slow back down….light kisses on my neck….then you pin my hands above me head…..you suck on my nipples, just the way I like it. I squirm beneath you, I can almost not take it anymore….you begin to thrust hard and deep inside of me….over and over again…..I get more wet around you, then you stop….slow down…let go of my hands….soft kisses on my neck, my breasts, my stomach…your hands are all over my body….we make love in the darkness. Long, slow thrusts. I feel the nibbles on my jaw, my neck, hard kisses you lay on me…your rhythm quickens….my legs wrapped around you, our mouths united as we cum. Our bodies joined in a moment of inability to move. The pulsing I feel inside me….the pulsing against you….our bodies twitching, small spasms….our mouths find each others again….we hold tight, we hold close. Your fingers trace my body….light, feather-like. The coolness of the fan cools our bodies, the covers gone, the pillows gone. We lay alone, naked on the bed, arms and legs wrapped around each other. Sweet nothings are whispered, glowing happiness is shown through the smiles we wear.

In our moment of passion, we felt each other’s souls.

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Evil Rollover Rovers
Posted:Jul 3, 2008 9:01 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2008 7:55 am
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And the 13th thing that women find annoying that men do during sex.

EVIL ROLLOVER ROVERS
Yep. Inconsiderate bastards. I've NEVER left a job unfinished in my life so I'm appalled at all the douchebags out there who do.


Selfish….selfish…..selfish

You get a hot woman to go to bed with you. She sucks your cock wonderfully…..you both have an awesome night of passion….the sex is awesome and by the end of it, you are tired……but she hasn’t gotten off. Well, you figure that either she’d do it herself because you have to get up early in the morning.

Fuck You!

A man should never leave a woman unsatisfied. If she is still horny, hasn’t cum……you better get off your ass and finish her off. You know that is what you would want! A real trooper will pull out all the toys, all the tricks and make that woman cum till SHE leaves the wet spot!

Guys, if you make that extra effort, especially when you are very tired and spent….a woman remembers. And, a woman repays. And repays very well.

Why is it that a woman will go the end of the Earth to make a guy cum? It’s like we think that if he doesn’t, we’ve done something wrong…but a guy will roll over without a second thought? Does this make any sense?

I think that if you have a guy that does this….next time bring him to his breaking point, get off of him…and roll over ladies! That’s right…..do it back to him….when he complains….tell him that you are just too tired or give him back whatever excuse he gives you! Turn the tides women!!!

We can either repay a good deed! Or, Payback’s a bitch!
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Rubber Despisers
Posted:Jul 3, 2008 8:45 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2008 2:36 pm
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Part 12 of things women find annoying that men do during sex.

RUBBER DESPISERS
I really don't give a flying fuck how much they suck. Listening to a jackass bitch about his loss of sensation kills my mood more than any prophylactic ever will.


This is one complaint that is very sickening to hear. “I hate wearing a condom”………well, I don’t give a shit! If I hear that……I ain’t giving it up!

NO woman should ever give in to this. And no MAN should ever complain about it. A boy might, but a real Man won’t. Yes, the feeling is not the same for both partners…..we all know this….but until they invent a cure-all pill for every single STD out there….and everyone is not infected and cannot be infected….put the damn rubber on and just be thankful you are getting a piece of ass and not using your hand tonight!

And ya’ll say women bitch too much!

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Exit Only
Posted:Jul 3, 2008 8:27 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2008 2:36 pm
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Part 11 of things women find annoying that men do during sex.

EXIT ONLY
It's fine if you hate it, but don't you dare try to stick it to me in places you're not willing to take it in return. Fair is fair, fellas.


Anal is not something I part-take in very often. For one, hubby is on the bigger side and it proves difficult to do in my tight ass. Two, it is something that needs trust, a high level of trust. Anal can be very enjoyable but it is not for everyone. It definitely is something that should be discussed with your partner prior to, not during……..and just because she is super turned on doesn’t mean she will let you…..so be safe and ask first.

Now, there are many benefits for a guy to have something up his ass….stimulating his prostate….or the male g-spot I’ve heard it called……a guy will cum harder and usually faster this way….so see guys, there is a benefit to taking it in the ass……

So, guys….if you are so wanting to stick something up ours…..stick it up yourself first!

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Sweaters
Posted:Jul 3, 2008 8:17 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 10:5 pm
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Part 10 of things men do that women find annoying during sex

SWEATERS
This one is two-fold. For those hairy-backed gorillas...and their distant cousins...the Neanderthals who slime me and drip sweat into my eye when I'm on the bottom. Gross...x 2.


Sweat during sex can be very sexy…..both bodies sliding against each other….knowing you both are giving it a good workout…..but please at least wipe your brow to prevent the dripping!
I personally do not like over-hairy men. To me, it just feels like a brillo pad rubbing along your body as you are fucking….add sweat to that….ewwww….WET brillo pad rubbing along your body.

I think the worse is when a guy sweats, and it starts to smell. That is a huge turn-off. Not all men have a stinky smell but some do….and gross………

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I Just Want Fucking Attention Please!!
Posted:Jul 3, 2008 3:06 pm
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2008 5:00 am
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Alright, now that I got you here........

Interesting thoughts I've had today...

What do a lot of you like to see/read in blogs posted around here? Like, topics....pics...ect..

What is the best non-chemical cleaner to get pen marks off my couch?

Why is it that when you need time to do something, time seems to speed up?

Would taking dayquil, midol, vitamins and diet pills all at once cause something to be voided?
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Highest Compliment
Posted:Jul 3, 2008 9:58 am
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2008 5:01 am
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I got a compiment today in my "Ask Anything" blog posted at the top......

"OK this might not be new to you but anyone ever mention in that one photo you look a bit like that Giada chick from the food network?"

Giada De Laurentiis is one of the HOTTEST women on TV and to be even thought of being compared to her has made my head swell up so big....OMG...I am blown away and sooo flattered!

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On A Shitty Day....
Posted:Jul 3, 2008 9:50 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2008 7:39 pm
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Sometimes all I need is ________________________.
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