Happy Memorial Day
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Posted:May 27, 2007 7:07 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2008 8:17 pm
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to all vets that love sex lmao Happy Memorial day to you....we should honor our fallen soliders for the job they have done and the ultimate sacrifice they have given for this country...it was my pleasure to serve in the United States Marine Corps....i was stationed at Quantico Va...and Camp Penedelton Ca...i went to boot camp in Paris Island SC...never saw a sand flea...had my trusty skin so soft just in case ...i learned about tweleve inches of white ...i learned in the military you can hang youself on a small piece of string...lol..i also learned i can shower and shave lol in less than ten minutes....certain reds do not match my cap cover...and above all else i learned out right the meaning of self respect and respect for this country.....and my fellow soliders...i also learned responsibility...learned discipline and team work...and i also found out that most of my drill instructors were not female sheep lmao..besides the birth of my the day i graduated from boot camp i have to say is the proudest day i have of my accomplishments....there is nothing and i mean nothing more rewarding than standing tall when they play the national athem and you earned the right to wear that uniform.....i still tear up on that one....i wish all vets a wonderful day ...lots of bbq and lots of good friends and their family there with them celebrating....and i wish beyond all else that our military men and women serving in iraq come home to be with their families asap.....and to the families of the fallen soliders ...may god bless you and your loved ones cause you are a part of a hero....much love fellow vets...SEMPER FI DO OR DIE OOOH RAH ....and as the gunny says...WHAT IS MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS....LMAO gotta love the gunny....hugs and salutes Patty
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sexually frigid
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Posted:May 23, 2007 4:09 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2007 7:08 pm
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Have you ever been sexually frigid...not wanting sex not liking sex .....not even thinking about sex....????
At one time i actually thought i was sexually frigid...repressed whatever....i didnt want it hated it in fact...when in reality i love sex..was going through a time of depression and bull shit..and just didnt want it not that i was frigid...
cause i love sex love talking about it love doing it...lol
its not that i want it all the time its just when i get it i never want to stop...lol..now im not a nympho..althought i think i could be if i got sex on a reg basis...i think if that were to happen i might not ever want to stop..is that wrong??? im not talking lots of men just one would be nice on a reg basis...but it seems they just want a one night stand..and i think due to recent events that my definition of a one night stand maybe be different than others.. i mean i dont want to have sex once with 15 different guys all one night stands but if i meet someone become friends sleep with them once and they still remain friends im cool but if i become friends with them and they wont talk to me after the sex then thats what bothers me the most ...not sure i put it right but there it is..when i say i dont want a one night stand i wont have one casue those are easy to pick out ...anyway my thoughts at six in the morning damn must be frisky again.....oh well off to the shower lmao hugs kisses and giggles Patty
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Football Football Football
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Posted:May 18, 2007 1:54 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2007 7:07 pm
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good lord its that time again ...just went to a meeting for the boys football....they start practice the 4th of june...wow time is going by to fast .....although i love high school football....i have such a great time more fun than my i think.....all those soccer moms just look at me when i come to the games they are all prim and proper and I'm all in red the school colors got my pom poms...hot dogs pretzel and a big mouth....my know better than to be embarrassed by me...i will make it worse then....but the team loves my choc chip cookies so they just leave me alone.....i get so excited not sure why but its like a thing with me....I'm the type who paints the windows of her car goes to an away game with OHS all over my car and the boys numbers and what not....people take one look and think holy shit stay the hell away shes nuts....its all in good fun I'm not that bad but i bet i could be.....i just hope this year someone teaches our cheerleaders the difference between defense and offense lmao.....we have the ball and they keep yelling get that ball take away that ball...we shouldn't make fun they are there for the boys to look at no one really cheers with them....i know i don't i yell no matter what....i was going to get a mega phone till i caught my boys saying if she gets one I'm quitting....lol wimps....its my oldest senior year and hes wanting to go to NIU so i hope all goes well there first game is at NIU stadium against dekalb what a neat place to have a game....i bet i could yell for hours and no one can hear me.....lmao..so if you see some crazy idiot all in red with pom poms and blankets and crap run run away very fast .....get the hell out of there my head could come off at any minute and i might take you with me.....lol... and if you see two with their heads down trying to hide say hello those are mine....hugs and kisses a very very proud mom.....Patty
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fighting back feels good
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Posted:May 15, 2007 4:40 am
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2007 1:15 pm
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OKKKKKKK so glad this week will be over or should i say last week...its run into this week...wow what a week ...my cat had kittens..five..now we have six cats and i cant stand the one i have....loli finally fought with nextel and won....oh boy three months of fighting for my cell phone was enough....they finally credited my account for the whole amount they shut my phone off for...can you believe it they said i owed 938.00 in feb they shut my phone off in march...i called called for three month now its back on they credited the whole amount...they were so rude mean and down right crappy...hung up on me told me i was not paying its my fault it was turned off and come to find out and i knew this they screwed up my account from the time i updated...goooooood god....dont take anything for granted....dont...they will take advantage and just rip you off...see i get my bills online and i dont get detailed billing big huge mistake....i had to pay five dollars for nine bills to be sent to me because they said thats what it cost to reprint....the funny part i never got the damn things in the first place....when i went over my bills omg was i surprised to find they were charging me for two seperate plans...my and then mine and i was on my as well as a family plan same number....then they charged us five bucks apiece to talk to each other for free lol then charged us to talk to each other and direct connect....i kept paying the whole time the only time i stopped was when they told me what my final bill was after they shut my phone off...i was so embarresed to have it shut off everyone is like your phones off whats happening ...how do you tell them your an idiot...lol...anyway i knew something wasnt right thats when i started to fight back....so after the first intial credit of 280.00..i was preparing to start making payments i thought jeeze ill never pay this off...but then the bills arrived oh i was mad omg i was mad...its right there in black and white and they had no clue they went so far as to tell me im not a sprint customer....ummm duh dont you the goober with the computer in front of you know that because of my account number ....????...anyway they called me sat and left a message finally after taking three weeks to investigate something i found out in one day....that they are crediting my account....the remaining 600.00 if i wanted my phones back on i should pay 38.16 and they will be turned on right away.....lol guess what my phones are on...yeah baby pays to be a bitch..the damn company hung up on me so many times or dropped calls to my landline it was unreal..then wrote in their notes the call was diconected yeah right... they treat you like your a retard....then try to explain to about ten different people in the same damn department and the idoits send you to another department and they know nothing either then the final straw ...the final one....the one lady told me to let it go to collections they can help you make a better payment arrangement......OH MY GOD....thats goes on your credit....what a goober....wow i feel better for having vented.....lifes funny little ways omg....what a joke cell phones my advice check them bills and call the company at least once a week and make them help you......if they possibly can .....they asked me if there was anything more they could for me at the end of the phone calls .....lol one time i started laughing and didnt quit for five minutes.....nextel wow im so glad i have a two year contract...jeeze ..hugs Patty
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self pleasure
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Posted:May 9, 2007 5:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2007 6:57 pm
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there is a contest for the best story of self pleasure ...i was going to enter but i think i will keep it here for now......you can critic my story see if it gets you in the mood or makes you ill..lol
the pillows are all in a row behind my head which is proped up.....im so hot its very hot out....im slightly sweaty my skin glistens ...and is damp to the touch....i can feel my skin is on fire so hot...i run my fingers down my neck to my chest cup my breasts feel how hard the nipples are.....im so frisky i want something ..i need something...i find my nipples are very hard and a little damp the fan thats blowing is making them tingle along with my hands and fingers as i roll them between my thumb and finger...ooooo i fan is giving me chills....my legs are open the fan is pointed right in between them......drying me off and making me quiver at the same time...i reach down i cant stand it any long i need to touch my clit ..oooo so wet so hot just to the touch.....and hard....i keep sliding my finger over my clit down my pussy lips to the opening and oh my its so wet......slip one finger inside ooooo feels good i want two....in they go in and out making me squirm making me want to cum so hard...faster i pump my fingers inside my pussy.....ooo yes just like a cock going in and out....legs spread wider....more more take my fingers out lick them suck on them then run my fingers back over my clit till my legs are shaking and i cant stand it anymore.....oh yess more ....slip two fingers in that wet pussy....mmmmmmyessssssssss....my hips are now in the same movement as my fingers pumping harder and the fan is blowing softly over my heated skin.....my skin is on fire and very wet my whole body is wet....i reach up with my other hand cup my breast to my mouth and take the nipple in and suck on it as i slip my fingers back and forth over my clit....mmmmmmm quite a sinsation im telling you....oh my i want to cum so much right now i want to feel my pussy cummm.......how about you??? want to feel it cum as welll????? mmmmmm
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knight in shinning armor
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Posted:May 9, 2007 5:04 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2007 7:04 pm
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my knight is shinning armor.... ahhh fairy tales...when i was young i used to have a fantasy lover....his name was stever lol...not sure why just was.....must have been a lot of steves in those romance books i read...anyway steve strong silent type....a gentleman ...a hero....a real man.....ever have a fantasy lover....ever fantazise about someone who you wanted as your lover....??? do you take these fantasies and make them a reality or does real life just not measure up???? i want my steve....my lover my man but you know lol i want him to be real....i want his touch his lips his tongue his heart his hands...i want it all...i want to make his fantasies come true as well do anything for him.....make him want me over and over again.....make him hunger for me...is that controlling?? or just scarey...lol im a very passionate person i think in these terms...im a pleaser i love to please to make someone happy...but i think somewhere along the way i get lost.....and my needs are not met.....so steve...lol your history babe..i want a real man..with real expectations..real fire real passion...real heat.....and really nice...lol...so whos your fantasy lover who comes to your bed at night and makes you heat up and flames your fires...???? hmmmmm come on you can tell me.....lol hugs and kisses Patty
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four letter word
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Posted:May 1, 2007 1:31 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2007 6:58 pm
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Diet...i have a goal i need to lose so much weight by sept 14...this is a goal im working toward....and im doing good with the diet part its the exercise part thats kicking my butt....if i could get my leg up i would kick my own butt ...but then i would only end up on the ground looking like a huge beached whale flopping around and i dont need that to many people out there already to remind me i have an ass like a forty dollar hog....so im venting a little about my diet problems....well only one problem i see i want chocolate ....i think i could become a serious nut case if i dont get some soon....i dont think im going to be responsible for my actions...i bet i could get off with good behaviour if i were to mug some old lady in walmart and steal her chocolate.....you might just find me in the bakery section eating every pound of chocolate in there with the police poised at any mintue to take me down with a tazor if i dont put the cake down and back away......i can see it now....front page news woman with choc addiction went on eating spree in the local walmart.....details at 11...people were running for thier lives.....the bitch was crazy.....some toothless wonder will get on there and say i knew she was cable of this kind of violence you could just see it everytime she showed up at the local ice cream joint.....they drag me out my eyes glazed over....this funny little smile on my face which by now is covered in frosting....then i can be on that show intervention...do you think they might get an expert from hershey to come debrief me on the addtictions of choc...lol anyone tell im craving choc....okie dokie my suggestion is stay the hell away from walmart bakery here i come....lol sorry im in a mood and feeling better than i have in a while....later
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My Day
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Posted:May 1, 2007 5:17 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2007 7:02 pm
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ok well my days are not typical....i have as you know two teenage sons....both of which have a mission in life and thats to make my head spin off my shoulders and come to complete stop facing the wrong way.....i also have two dogs darth and vader...these two have a unique personality all their own.....believe me when i say they broke the mold when these two were born.....typical day for me get up field two dogs who are doing the three legged pee pee dance get the coffee going stumble over the toys in the living room that seem to materialize out of no where ..were they there when i went to bed....i swear those two dogs have a party when we go to bed.....i open the fridge only to discover the cat has jumped on top to stare down at me i knock her off and she stares back at me i swear with a look that says bitch....try going to the bathroom with a house full of pets...and two boys....anyone else have who when you go to the bathroom suddenly have to talk to you right now....its important....and dont even think about a shower by the time i gather all my goodies for it theres somone in it....and all i hear is mom mom where is what did you do with why cant i find.....agggggggggggghhhhhhhhh...but truly would not change my life for anything i love the chaios...love the fun the laughter that comes when darth discovers i have put away all his toys and he has to take them out one by one an show me he did it....then you pick them up again and he i swear stands there waiting looking stalking you while you do it so when you do get in the shower they are all by the door for you to step on when you come out.....or my vader who did i mention hates the ground....he will get on the couch go from chair to chair to walk through the living room....and when i come out of the shower he is sitting in my computer chair twirling.....i swear hes surfing doggy porn...lol anyway the reason for this blog is because my oldest turns 17 in 8 days....17 omg....my baby....and yes im tearing up while writing this i will so miss the days when he wants to talk to me while im yelling at him go away....wow how life goes and goes and never comes back...charish every day....take your day and make it so much more memorable by treasuring the moments when your head does do a 360...and the is laughing at you..while sitting on your coffee table reading your fav mag.....and dont forget to hug your family friends truly makes your day that much better for having them in your life.....ok enough sentimental journey crap....my day has just begun and damit i think darth just ate the cat....cya gotta run....hell i might just wait ...i think he just coughed up a hair ball...lol poor kitty thatll teach you to call me a bitch ....lmao....hugs and kisses Patty
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come cuddle with me
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Posted:Apr 23, 2007 5:13 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2012 2:12 pm
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ok i dont feel well have the flu or something.....come cuddle with me under the covers and massage away the hurt going througout my body....i need your hands on me in a gentle sweet manner...i need to have you hold me and snuggle with me...i need you to make love to me in a slow gentle manner very slow carefull not to do to much i hurt all over...but ineed to feel connected feel better...i can feel you sliding in and out of me my body is so hot and its not from my fever either....just slow soft love making...touching parts of my body telling me you will make me feel better....take away my headache and my body ache....i want you to slowly and gently suck my nipples they are so hot....so tender right now it sends me through the roof.....you go just a bit faster and i reach down between us and play with my clit and it feels so good while your inside me you continue to suck my nipples both of them and start thrusting faster and faster till we both cry out and cumm......you lay there for a minute..i feel the heat coming off of you...your spent and so am i.....you sweet man that you are go and get me a glass of cold ice water to drink along with yourself and we drink our fill and i take my asprin and we fall asleep....then we wake up to me wanting to take a hot shower and you joining me.....cya going for the hot shower now...hugs and kisses Patty
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honesty or bull shit
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Posted:Apr 23, 2007 1:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2007 1:32 pm
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ok putting it bluntly most of the stuff on here is take it as you like i think....people preferences their likes and dislikes....some like oral which i love..some like anal which i have no desire to try at least not yet....some like cross dressing no comment some like bi sex or gay sex or whatever kind of sex....but what i find and this is kinda hard to believe is the bull shit associated with this stuff....now either you like it or you don't right??? I'm real very real in fact....I'm a woman emotional probably high strung sometimes i can be a bitch i guess i can be sweet as candy....but this is what makes me me....i wont change it i wont be something I'm not why be something your uncomfortable with....if you like oral say it do it think it live it...i would hazard a guess 90% of the people on here love oral sex...now this is to the gentleman don't say you can give oral sex for hours and be happy with that....now tell the truth your oral sex consists of enough to make it to penetration right??? at least in my experience which is ok i love the act of sex ....i can cum by penetration alone its cool and if not i can certainly make myself cum....but why say something you don't want to do...why get someone thinking wow this could be great oral sex all night fucking all night...can you achieve this ...or do you have to wait and reload....if thats so say it...tell us...i understand believe me i understand i get so excited i sometimes have to take a break and calm down...if i have multiples thats awesome but if i have one good one thats just as good....i just need to know that you will do what you say....and of course if you call or email or invite please be honest....thats all i ask be honest stop the bull shit....there are plenty of people on this site to take care of whatever need you have if i cant or wont move on...but don't drag me with you....and for god sakes if you email me how about talking to me ..if you say lets fuck i wont respond...if you say just hello i wont respond....talk to me....I'm not going to send for the preacher....i wont bug or stalk you....most of the time i don't have time to stalk...unless thats what your preference is and you want someone to lol...then i might think about it...it might be fun...ok thats scary i know but deal with it.....as for asking me out please don't unless you are ready for a positive answer....I'm on here to meet someone...maybe for ltr maybe for a fwb or maybe for my future boyfriend...but this takes time and i need time to find out....but I'm a friend for life unless you screw me and then forget it....wont happen...you missed out....cause trust me i can rock your world and make you feel like a king...just think about that when reading this the next person you email....treat them with respect doesn't take much no effort at all....and stop jumping to conclusions....lmao or better yet stop being a male.....sorry had to you know i had to...just kidding on the last part but I'm sure you know what i mean....later tators hugs and kisses Patty
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life is knocking again at my door
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Posted:Apr 8, 2007 11:29 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2007 3:21 am
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wow this is one crazy two months....first my brother gets put in jail for drugs.....then my uncle gets sick and well dies now my brother is on the run and my mom is in the hospital after having one major heart attack and four small ones....Happy Freakin Easter...my heart is like rubber now i think....and well my love life sucks....and im sitting up at one oclock in the morning typing in a blog jeeze the hits just keep coming.....anyway i vented i guess i needed to do that....you ever have times in your life where you just want to shut down and not get back up.....boy i had that for a while here a while back i bounced back from that feeling better not great but better working on feeling great....right now im looking back thinking i hope i dont go back to that dark depression i was in.....need to stay focused on life and my ....be nice to have someone around to hold though...but like i said my love life sucks....and i hate feeling this way its not me....i love sex but when im like this i dont even think about it when i do its like yuk...one more chore i have to do....feels unatural....not liking anything feels very unatural...not being a curious person or well im at a point where nothing is interesting to me...is really not natural....im nosey i love information of all kinds love to explore and find out good stuff....this just makes me wonder who i am at this moment cause this is not a real feeling to me its just not me....and thats a scarey thing....i like me ....nosey crazy goofy silly niaeve this i dont care attitude is not me....oh well pull my self up again....and stop feeling sorry for myself...getting up again is sometimes the hardest im trying like hell not to get down ....i dont like the climb back up ...its a damn struggle.....ok im done whining....thanks for listening to whoever is reading this....or trying to lol ....it helps to write this stuff down let me tell you .....Patty
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i am pissed off
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Posted:Mar 25, 2007 2:56 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2007 4:45 am
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ok I'm pretty pissed off...good lord this is a sex site am i right or did the bible thumpers come take it over while i was gone...again i have been called names for posting my pics...i have posted picks of my boobs well half my boobs...does this make me a monster...or a or a sleaze good god there are men on this site who post their pic with their goodies hanging out but me I'm a sleaze bag..ok I'm tired of this .....really this behavior is getting on my nerves.....if you message me and tell me what a i am for posting my pic or get mad because i did and i must be getting hundreds of emails because of i i must like being a don't click on my profile...i love sex i wont deny that i wont even try to....I'm not a i don't sleep with every guy who emails me do i flirt yes do i tease well i have a weird sense of humor and i like romantic sensuality a lot....i also have a great imagination ....does this make me bad....?? stop the insanity if you register to be on a sex site do me a favor don't go after the women you email or check out their profiles they are here for the same reason you are....good lord how can you condemn me and not yourself....and yes right now I'm a drama queen and i don't care.....take me or leave me the hell alone.....if i was a on here i wouldn't have time to type these blogs or posts in the group i belong to......would be to busy....and everyone likes to flirt gets you taking and finding out what you want or need....and its kinda fun to have someone flirt back doesn't mean i wont meet you talk to you or email you...it means I'm flirty with you.....and please don't call me lame or stupid because i wont meet you after you called me a .....you wouldn't be able to afford me if i was a ....so catch a clue if you want to have sex with a woman as your profile states might be a good idea not to insult her or any woman on here chances are your sex life on this site will be in the toilet....ok now ive vented my head has spun about two times like linda blair I'm back to normal it just gets to me so baddddddd.....i just don't understand it......how rude how arrogant....how high school....grow up....no hugs no nibbles nothing on this I'm to pissed to do any hugs or whatever......Patty
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the next morning
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Posted:Mar 22, 2007 2:30 am
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2007 1:20 pm
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i awake to you slipping inside me.....feels so good to wake up like that ...feel that hard cock sliding into me slowly......more later im busy right now....lol
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