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G'day, I'm Sharon/Shazzi and all friendly happy people are welcome to visit and comment on my blog. So lemme say upfront Keep smiling, and Welcome. 
Kissing Quotes from Me, Kissu Shazzi.....
~ In all honesty, if i react, respond, favorably too your kiss,
when i REALLY kiss you back,
you can BE SURE,
each, and every Kiss, I gift you,
is a jewel from my Lips.~
~ The next time you kiss someone, take time too feel the intent behind the Kiss, the intention may be MORE, or LESS, than you bargained for, but it's truth will be there none the less ~
~ An amazing Kiss,
that Kiss that leaves you craving for the next.
That kiss is....
The prelude too untold magic.
take the leap and see where it takes you ~
~ If a kiss is really, really awful, all it can do is leave you cold....
Soooo let it go....
NOTHING spectacular comes from mediocre.
Someone who takes no pride, time, or puts no effort into the ART of an UNFORGETTABLE kiss, will put little effort into anything more ~
~ If we all kissed more often, even just a friendly kiss on the cheek, this world would be a much happier place.~
Last but not least.....
'KISSUShazzi'
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The Dreaded Lurgy
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Posted:Jul 24, 2012 9:28 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2012 9:51 pm
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'Tis that time of the year here in Oz.
The time when all the germs seem to accumulate and sneeze, cough, and spit themselves onto any passer by.
So, i live at home, just me and my , my three boys are all out on their own, my eldest married.
I pretty much lead the life of a hermit. I'm a super home body, that actually has panic attacks if i am put into new and unfamiliar situations. This all stems from a very abusive childhood, marriage, and 6 years ago i got beaten so badly on my way to my car one evening, that i ended up needing surgery, and i still suffer physical pain from that particular incident.... So i can be a bit of a quiet one till you get to know me.
Lately though, my quietness has all been due to illness, the dreaded Lurgy, a flu that turned into pneumonia, and it's kicked my arse sideways.
Still, although this illness has been C.R.A.P, the month prior to falling ill, i'd lost 12 kgs.
Since i've been sick, i've lost another 2 kgs, pretty sure i coughed that fat off my arse LOL
Even better i have QUIT smoking, and i am sooooooo damn proud of that i can't even begin to tell you!
I've been smoking since i was 8 years old, yep, that's right....8
That toxic crap has been the monkey on my back for almost 40 years, and now i am DONE.
Who say's you can't teach an old Biarch new tricks.....
Look out, i've STILL got me "L's" on, and when i get rid of this dreaded lurgy, i'm gunna kick BUTT, cause, i'm one AMAZING Woman!!!  
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What The???
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Posted:Jul 21, 2012 9:44 pm
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2012 11:14 am
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Since this moment has never occurred before and will never occur again, how useful is a thought that was created in a moment that will never be repeated?
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Hey You....
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Posted:Jul 11, 2012 3:16 am
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2012 6:43 am
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Whatchuuuuuu Doin???
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My New Response Too,
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Posted:Jul 10, 2012 11:38 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2012 9:45 pm
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I always try to answer all emails, even if they are from moronic wanks-stains that seem to think their own shit don't stink.... PLEASE!!! 
Thankfully i get more pleasant, witty, intelligent emails, than not.....But, like it or not, there are clowns in every crowd.
Some men (boys) are NOTHIN BUT dicks, so much so that even if they happen to be drop dead gorgeous, i just couldn't bring myself to spend time with someone i'd have to keep permanently gagged.
So rather than sending a reply emails, trying to teach manners too morons, i have decided this is all my response will entail from here on in when it comes too, "Wanna hook up tonight - I will fuck you so hard - Lemme lik yur wet slit gud - Wanna fuck my fat cock," my reply emails will now be......
Naaaawwww, thanks for the compliment Darlin
and please know (N i'm not at all close minded....
Cept that i  suffer fools....
SO.....
Not gunna happen Sunshine!
Have a nice day 
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Time for a joke.....
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Posted:Jul 8, 2012 11:42 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2012 6:35 am
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Teacher tells class to make a sentence using the word dough.
Little Jane raises her hand, "In Italy they make pizza using special dough". "Very good" says teacher.
Little Mary raises her hand, "My baby brother makes dinosaurs out of play dough". "Excellent" says teacher.
Little Johnny raises his hand, "My mummy says dad is so useless she has to use a dil dough."
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~Me The Carnivore ~
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Posted:Jul 7, 2012 8:51 am
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2012 1:20 am
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Come here
I'm hungry
I need to feed
You have what i need
It wont hurt a bit
I Promise
Licks my lips
mmmmmmmm
Firm
Rare/blue
Juicy
Bring it too my lips
Make no mistake,
I WILL devour you
Making no apologies as i do
It's all about survival
in the world of
Me
The Carnivore
You'll love
how i take my time
While
savoring your
FLESH
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Eat me.....
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Posted:Jul 5, 2012 8:31 am
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2012 12:51 am
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.....Like
i was a ripe mango
Take in that amazing scent
Savor that unique taste
Take in all the flesh
Let the juices flow
THEN....
Come up satisfied
smiling
and wanting to eat
my exotic sweet fruit again.
Now.....
Show me your fruit.....
I wannna taste it's juice
Drink it in
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
'tis a delicacy indeed.
NOW KISSSSSS ME
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Bitter Sweet
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Posted:Jul 5, 2012 5:57 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2024 12:29 am
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This song reminds me of you.....
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm...
Crash Test Dummyies....
Once there was this who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
And when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
I had know idea i was your test subject, or that i was Gunna Crash Like a Dummy.
But.....
I ain't no dummy, AND.....
I Will Survive Like a Diva feeding on glass after glass of 'HELL YEAH, CLASS!!!
So.....
Bite my pearly white left butt cheek Sweetness.....
I Will Survive.....
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive
Hey, hey
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept tryin' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high
And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you
And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free
But now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive
Oh
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive
I will survive
Say Hell
Hell yeah
Lemme hear you say
Hell yeah
Don't Stop mehhhh! 
Sometimes in this life, we just gotta smile till it makes us warm again. So warm that all that shit just slides riiiiight off!!! LOL
Inhale and getcha groove back on!!!
~Snap~
HELLO
Shazzi's got her groove back
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Nipple In A Jar....WARNING.....Do NOT ENTER If You Have A Weak Tummy!
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Posted:Jul 3, 2012 9:44 am
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2012 12:51 am
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So,
i have a nephew, in fact, i have MANY nephew's,
but this story is about one in particular.
He's a bit different, but i think that's why i love him like i do lol
My nephew is into piercings, this is really not one of the traits that makes him different, it's just what leads me to my story here, that's all.
So, i'm not so anti piercings, i myself have my labret pierced, and would like my nose done, as well as a dermal implant near my right eye....BUT.... I do have a thing about ear stretching....Once it gets to a certain point, i kinda wanna VOM  a little! LOL
Anyway, my nephew has THE MOST gross ear stretchers in, not only do i think they look WAY over the top, but they god damn stink... I mean they actually fucking smell hideous.
Anyway, his ears aren't the reason for this post, this post is all about his nipples, well one of them in particular. He, my nephew, has both his nipples pierced too.
I quiet like pierced nipples on a man, so i was okay with that.
BUT.....
The other day, my nephew gets into the shower, and as he was getting out, the shower door, one of those sliding glass screen doors,, he was obviously standing to close to the door as he slides it open and.....
EEEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!
His nipple ring gets caught in the sliding door, rips his nipple ring AND NIPPPLE off......
OMFG ~VOMS AGAIN~
It took him some time after the pain, shock, and a hell of a lot of bleeding, to be in a calm enough head space to find not only his nipple ring, but his NIPPLE, right across the opposite side of bathroom......
Seriously, my sphincter is clenched so tight as i write this.
Mind you, if you knew my nephew like i do, you'd understand why at the same time as feeling his pain, i can't help but piss myself laughing at the whole scenario.
So,my nephew is fine, he's just missing half a nipple. The top half if you will.
My gorgeous niece, my nephews sister, who is i might add frigging hilarious, sends me a photo, of said nipple ring with the chunky little meaty front potion of my nephews nipple still attached.....
Just to gross me out that little bit more.... lol Liddle Biarch!
As gross as it is, i had to share this photo with my blog buddies, if for nothing else than a community awareness message....
DON'T STAND TO CLOSE WHILE OPENING SLIDING SHOWER DOORS IF YOU HAVE NIPPLE RINGS!
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Shazzi Rant....Skin Deep.....'Men' Not Boys, Seakin Mature Lady's.
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Posted:Jun 25, 2012 6:07 am
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2012 8:33 am
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Men seeking another chance at love with a mature lady.
REALLY??????
Call me a skeptic, but.....
I'm certainly NOT speaking for all women, BUT.....
I WISH men would seak me out, 'the mature lady that knows what it's all about, unfortunately it's all about the young ones. They are brazen, up front, aggressive and keen as mustard, they wanna get laid, and get obsessed.
Obsession sucks, i don't care what sex you are.
Maybe Men, Gentlemen need to stand up and be counted.
In my experience men my age are after 20 + 'girls' looking for, lol, well lets just say....LOOK THE FUCK OUT boyfriends.
Personally i don't care about your age, i just want people i can engage with. People that make me laugh, stimulate my mind, challenge me, and at the same time put me at ease.
No matter what your age i cannot stand an uneducated egotistic knobjokey.
I'm not being harsh, well hell, maybe i am, but fuck me twice n call me stinky, i just don't like wasting time. I AIN'T getting any younger.
I'm NOT going to fuck you as a one off.
I'm NOT going to fuck you to fulfill your fantasy, what the hell about my fantasies.
I'm not going to fuck you UNLESS you take the time to get to know me, or until i like and trust you..... A Lot!
If you want a skank, PLEASE...DO NOT... Let me stand i your way.
Oh, and you having a MASSIVE Cock doesn't mean that cock know's how to hit those spots, and that's probably because, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, it's not all about THE COCK!
I'm so not gunna jump all over you because you have a HUGE COCK.
Cock size, and looks are sooooo less appealing than an arse kicking personality.
So Men, don't sell we 'WOMEN' short when it comes to substance, and, PLEEEEEASE help change our minds when it comes to your own substance.
Lets face it, none of us is going to hook up with a super model, or be able to contort our bodies into those crazy porn possies when it comes to sex.... BUT....
That doesn't mean we aren't AMASSING, or that we can ROCK till we drop!
Next time you look at someone, look again, and listen, they may slay you where you stand just because they are who they are.....
Drop Dead Fucking Awesome!
"Kiss me like your life depends on it, and speak volumes too me, even in those silent moments.... Bliss! "
Men & Woman need to think outside the frigging square.
Wake up , life is passing at a crazy rate, don't be blind to the best bits.
END Shazzi Rant... Special
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