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G'day, I'm Sharon/Shazzi and all friendly happy people are welcome to visit and comment on my blog. So lemme say upfront Keep smiling, and Welcome. 
Kissing Quotes from Me, Kissu Shazzi.....
~ In all honesty, if i react, respond, favorably too your kiss,
when i REALLY kiss you back,
you can BE SURE,
each, and every Kiss, I gift you,
is a jewel from my Lips.~
~ The next time you kiss someone, take time too feel the intent behind the Kiss, the intention may be MORE, or LESS, than you bargained for, but it's truth will be there none the less ~
~ An amazing Kiss,
that Kiss that leaves you craving for the next.
That kiss is....
The prelude too untold magic.
take the leap and see where it takes you ~
~ If a kiss is really, really awful, all it can do is leave you cold....
Soooo let it go....
NOTHING spectacular comes from mediocre.
Someone who takes no pride, time, or puts no effort into the ART of an UNFORGETTABLE kiss, will put little effort into anything more ~
~ If we all kissed more often, even just a friendly kiss on the cheek, this world would be a much happier place.~
Last but not least.....
'KISSUShazzi'
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You Fucked That RIGHT UP....Strange Lyrics LOL
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Posted:Jun 25, 2012 3:55 am
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2012 4:48 am
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So, me and my set out to pick my youngest up the other night to bring him home for a family dinner.
While heading home from his place, the song 'Cool For Cats' was playing in the car.....
All of us singing away.....
WHEN.....
All of a sudden, my and i gave each other a look, accompanied by a silly grin.
It was then i asked my ,
"WTF are you singing?"
The part where it says 'Cool For Cats' in the song, my is singing out, LOUD and PROUD.....
'Scuuuuuuba Dan.'
My and i lost it laughing, and when i told my the words were actually...
'Cool for cats,' he says.....
"Are you serious, i have always thought, and sung, 'Scuba Dan', Cool for cats doesn't even make any sense."
Bahahahahahahaa That's right , 'Scuba Dan' makes HEAPS more sense.  Hahahahahahaa
Gotta love that thang called, artistic freedom.  
I cannot listen to this song now without singing 'Scooooba Dan,' and every time i hear it, it makes me smile like the Cheshire Cat, and snigger like Snaggle Puss.  
Ever thought you had the lyrics to a song TOTALLY sorted, only to be told you got it, sooooo wrong?
Please share, because quiet frankly it makes me laugh so hard i actually wee a little!
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Shazzi's Pink Bits.......Share That Love FFS
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Posted:Jun 9, 2012 1:07 am
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2012 2:51 pm
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Quoting Mr Barry White, "I've heard people say that to much of anything isn't good for ya baby."
But i say BULLSHIT TO THAT......
There can never be to much huggin, lovin, and havin some damn fine knee weakening, nippleage makin, breath taking, pulsating, kissin thrown into the mix sure doesn't hurt a body either.....
Get out there n get up in that lovin stuff people!!!
♥ ~Shazzi Hugs all round~ 
Gotta Love My Pink Bits Dontcha?
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TOXIC.......Wish Me Luck
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Posted:Jun 9, 2012 12:37 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2012 10:48 am
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Ever been made to feel like piggy in the middle, the meat in the sandwich ( and NOT in the good way) the peace maker, or chief mediator, in the really dysfunctional relationships of close friends or family?
That awkward situation where you love all involved and be damned if you're going to be forced into taking sides?
That's me, that's where im at, and have been for years now....
In about one hour my niece, still on her L's, will be picking me up to take me out to dinner for her mum's, my sis inlaw's (well Ex sis inlaw if i really want to split hairs, which i don't) 50th birthday dinner.
The scary thing is not that my nice is on he L's, the scary thing is that my sis inlaw & her partner, both of whom i love dearly, have gone from the proverbial happy loving couple, to this couple that live in the same house, sleep separately, and the only words spoken between the two are words of venom.
I cannot stand conflict, especially when the conflict could be sorted by simple compromise, or agreeing that sometimes a thing gets so broke it just can't be fixed and that walking away would be the right thing for all.
So here i am, waiting to be picked up to endure a meal where I KNOW i will be the buffer between my Sis, my nieces, nephews, and my sis's long time partner, a man i really happen to like.
I tried very hard to kinda wangle my way out of this dinner tonight, but i could hear the want and hope in my niece's voice so i relented and said i would come....To a very happy and loud, 'YESSSSSSS' From my niece.
Knowing i don't have to drive tonight i have actually cracked a nice bottle of Shiraz with i plan to have under my belt before heading off.
I want to be there to celibate my sis inlaw's big day, i'm also looking forward to spending time with my nieces and nephews, but i am absolutely dreading the tension. The last family celebration dinner i went to ended with me bewildered and in such shock, that two adults can be so damn toxic and then wonder why the are off the rails.
When i called my sis inlaw to wish her a happy birthday this morning, she started pissing & bitching in my ear about her other half, then says,"As long as i stay about 20 feet away from him it's cool, any closer and i'll back hand him, or stab him, one or the other." insert sick chuckle here. Then she goes on to say " I've been practicing my stabbing skills on legs of lamb and pork for the past 20 years, think i've got it down pat by now."
Faaaaarrrrrk me, not EVEN FUNNY!
So, like the title to this blog reads.... Wish me luck....Cheers
Love and Passion, a wonderful thing indeed, but passion that becomes all about one-up-manship, tit for tat, can become just as all consuming, Love's flip side can be totally ......
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Posted:May 28, 2012 9:18 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2012 9:07 am
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Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine and dine me
Don't try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me grape
Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it
Send out for scotch, boil me a crab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
That's right
You Know I'm Worth it!!!
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The Best Thing .... That EVER Happened to me.....
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Posted:May 23, 2012 10:27 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2012 10:50 am
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This Song makes me think of my four amazing and incredibly beautiful , My Baby's. Three sons & a .
No matter how old they get, giving birth to my made me, saved my life, made me feel like i was THE MOST special human being on this planet.
I can remember the first time i went to my Gynecologists office and noticed OTHER heavily pregnant women there.
I was incredibly indignant, mortified in fact, because i thought I WAS THE MOST special and CLEVER woman hands down.
Only i could grow a life inside me.
I seriously did not like thinking of myself as one of a throng of women making a life inside their body and from thst point on changing my/our lives forever.
When i became pregnant the first time, suddenly, i knew being a MUM was what i was meant to be.
The moment i knew i was pregnant i knew THIS is why i was alive.....
I can give life, I am soooooo god damn amazing, don't even try and tell me otherwise.
For the FIRST time in my life, i can love and be loved and it really will be unconditional..... WOW
My life, pre-, was no bed of roses lemme tell you, but the moment you hold that little mucky screaming perfect being in your arms & nestle them to your breast for the first time all the other shit just falls away.
You get this indescribable rush of love that makes everything that went before up until that moment completely insignificant
Life, and love as i knew it would forever be transformed.
Being mum is not easy, but not matter what you face when it comes to your baby's, life never meant more.
I am convinced, the only TRUE unconditional love in the world is the love between a parent and their /.
Love is truly grand, and.....
IT REALLY IS ALL that MATTERS......
Now the song.....
I dance with my grown up Baby's to this and without fail it makes us Happy All Over.....
The Best Thing - By - Hook N Sling
I put my space suit on
count back ten to one
The gravitation pull gets stronger
My skin it pull's away
my brains are on a plate
the weightless feeling here is here is bliss
this is the best thing that has ever happened to me
these are the colours that I've always wanted to see
And although I've never said it before
I love you, i need you, i mean it, i looooove you oooow
Solo
Now I'm embracing you
watch and admire the view
through telescopes our friends, they watch us
These heights are dangerous
from here i can see why
our astronaut retire early
This is the best thing that has ever happened to me
these are the colours that i've always wanted to see
And although I've never said it before
i love you, i need you, i mean it
i love Yooouuu
This is the best thing that has ever happened to me
These are the colours that i've always wanted to see
And although i've never said it before
i love you, i need you,
i mean it, i loooove
You
I need YOUUUUUUU
Repeat
To fade...
Well, Sorta kinda fade....
It is a Dance track after all
We just keep on dancing
lol
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Who Is Still Really Watching My Blog????
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Posted:May 10, 2012 4:54 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2012 10:53 am
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So My Yummy Blueberry Jizzy Master Barney..........
AND his friends.....
Came.......  
To visit the other night
Who of you wants the tasty details???
They're gooooooooD
How HAPPY does MasterB look??? hehehehee
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Na na na na na na na nahhhhhh
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Posted:May 8, 2012 4:10 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2012 2:04 pm
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 Nah'ah, BETTER...
'tis my poooosie 
What can i say, this just tickled my funny bits!
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When I Was A ...
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Posted:Apr 8, 2012 9:01 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2012 9:03 am
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When I was a I slept with a nightlight to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.
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Wrong Number
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Posted:Apr 1, 2012 9:58 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 11:47 pm
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Next time you get a call from an unknown number say
"Hi big Daves sperm bank, you squeeze it, we freeze it"
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To link to this blog (rm_cum2kissu2) use [blog rm_cum2kissu2] in your messages.
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