I'm Back!
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Posted:Mar 21, 2007 10:59 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2008 3:57 pm
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Well I just wanted everyone to know I'm back. Picked up the computer this morning and works like a charm so far. Its good to be back.
I want to get your comments on the page and the stories I posted at the beginning of this blog. I'm thinking of trying to get published if they are good enough.
I also wish to collect more oral pictures, so don't be shy, send them on!
Kisses to all!
OC4U
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MY Computer DIed
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Posted:Feb 11, 2007 2:39 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 7:49 am
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Just wanted everyone to know that my computer died and I will be gone for a few weeks, or so I'm hoping. Kisses to all
OC
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More on the Scotsman
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Posted:Jan 30, 2007 10:04 am
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2007 6:30 pm
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The more I read it the more I want to listen to it again, so I did a google search and came up with a morning radio show that plays it every friday. If you are interested in having a good chuckle then all you need to do is type in mobyinthemorning then put a dot then a com followed by a / then scotsman and a dot and cfm What could be easier?
Let me know what you think and if you have any trouble.
Enjoy!
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The Scotsman--more funny music
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Posted:Jan 29, 2007 3:56 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2007 10:08 am
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words and music by Mike Cross
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Background: I first heard this song sung by Bryan Bowers...an autoharpist. It's a popular tune for morning radio programs, and it's popularity has spread incredibly over the past thirty years from Dr. Demento to Renaissance festivals. Heck, I used to stand up in the middle of the cafeteria in college and sing it at the top of my lungs. Yes, every Scotsman has heard the song...and is probably sick of it! But I still love the song, and performing it is even more fun. Oh! Don't forget to get a free Real Men Wear Kilts sticker!
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One of those songs that always makes you laugh!
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Posted:Jan 29, 2007 3:52 am
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2008 9:18 am
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Moose In My House by BIG HEAD TODD AND THE MONSTERS
Two weeks ago last Monday I was driving home at night
The guy in front was pokey, he wanted to see the sites
I didn't wanna be Gumby so I switched to passing gear
When I pulled up along side him, he offered me a beer
"Hey man, you wanna beer?"
"No thanks, man."
"You sure?"
"No, I'm Bob."
"Ok man, we'll see ya later."
I pulled into my driveway, walked up to my front door
I went inside and noticed there were hoof marks on the floor
I measured them with utmost care and thought the tracks were deer
Then suddenly it hit me what was happening in here
There's a Moose in my House
I thought it was a deer
There's a Moose in my House
But now it's really clear
There's a Moose in my House
Got a major problem here
Moose, Moose in my House
What am I gonna tell my Dog?
I checked the mail and found a box from the Sierra Club
I ran into the bathroom and found moose hair in my tub
My bill from Bell has phone calls to the Yukon and Montana
My tooth brush smells like moose breath, I'm missing my pajamas
There's a Moose in my House
I don't know what to do
There's a Moose in my House
I stepped in Moosey poo
There's a Moose in my House
My is turning blue
Moose, Moose in my House
I looked in here, I looked in there, I looked in the dirty clothes hamper
I looked in the backyard and found a troop of Cub Scout campers
I asked them why that they were here it is my yard you know
They said they "we are moose hunters, this is the place to go"
"We're moose hunters!"
"Oh yeah?"
"He's in your house!"
"I know. Ya wanna get outta my yard?""
I know this all sounds stupid, you probably think I'm dumb
You might think I'm a mental case or maybe just a bum
But someday you just might come home and find a big surprise
A moose takes up a lot of space and really draws the flies
There's a Moose in my House
I thought it was deer
There's a Moose in my House
But now it's really clear
There's a Moose in my House
I should have had that beer
There's a Moose in my House
Got a major problem here
There's a Moose in my House
I don't know what to do
There's a Moose in my House
I steeped in Moosy poo
There's a Moose in my House
I hope that there aren't two
There's a Moose in my House
My is turning blue
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Where did my Pictures go?
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Posted:Jan 26, 2007 1:09 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 7:49 am
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Can anyone help me figure out how to get my pictures working so everyone can see them again? Since the TSmeet upgrade my pics disappeared and all I see is my name and a big gray box that says no photo. Does anyone know what I need to to to get them back in view?
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computerotika
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Posted:Jan 26, 2007 6:34 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 7:49 am
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computerotika then add a dot then add a com and that's how you get to the site.
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TSmeet Gremlins
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Posted:Jan 25, 2007 4:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2007 6:05 am
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Well now they are triple posting, so bare with me as I try to delete some of the new additions. I also noticed that one of my posts the connection side for the erotic computer art was deleted, if anyone is interested you can view the free art and just enter. Let me know what you think
Cheers
OC
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Are my stories erotic enough?
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Posted:Jan 25, 2007 9:16 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 7:49 am
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I am wondering if my writing is good enough to publish. I have posted several stories here on my blog with hopes of people telling me what they think. Are they good enough to publish, are the hot enough, how the story makes them feel, what I can do to improve them, etc.
I thought this would be the perfect jumping off point to practice and see if I'm good enough, but even though I have hundreds of views no one ever comments.
so please don't be shy, tell me what you think. If you like them, dislike them, have some suggestions---I really want to know.
Thanks
OC
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computer erotica
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Posted:Jan 25, 2007 9:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2007 1:38 am
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I have been watching the growth of a new form of erotic art created on the computer. I found a wonderful artist and writer who over the past few years has come into her own. I love the rich detail and color of her art and its mind blowing how sexy they are. If you are interested in erotic art check her out. The site is totally free and has links to tons of sites for erotic literature and art.
Go into her images and series and discover a wonderful sexy new artform.
Cheers!
OC
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Erotic readers! Have you read Laurell K. Hamilton?
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Posted:Jan 25, 2007 8:58 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2007 4:38 am
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Hey! Anyone like reading fantasy erotica?
After being an avid reader all my life I discovered after college that I simply couldn't concentrate any longer. After 6 long years I finally forced myself to read again, and I'm so glad I did.
I found a writer that apparently I missed all these year's and am just now discovering her. Her name is Laurell K. Hamilton. She writes the Anita Blake series and now has a new Farie series out that I am totally engrossed it. I know what you are thinking, I was thinking the same thing.
I tend to enjoy mysteries, histories, and thrillers, but in a desperate act of boredom I gave her a try, and I have never been disappointed. She writes part fantasy, part erotica, part thriller, and all entertaining. After the first book I was hooked again on the written word.
Check her out, she is well worth the effort. For a listing of her books you can find them on her webpage---laurellkhamilton.org which lists all her books and both her series.
I just wanted to spread the word. The sex in it is fantastic. There is something for everyone.
Let me know what you think!
Kisses
OC
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I forgot one
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Posted:Jan 24, 2007 4:30 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2007 4:40 am
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BBW Pussy Licking
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So you are interested?
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Posted:Jan 7, 2007 1:45 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2007 7:31 am
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So I've had a comment on which groups I've developed and no one is interested in.
Cunnilingus lovers in SA
MFM Pussy Licking
Younger men Licking older women
MFM longterm Connection
Any other suggestions for groups, please let me know.
Thanks
OC
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To link to this blog (rm_oralcandy4u) use [blog rm_oralcandy4u] in your messages.
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