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The Pool Boy Is Here
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Posted:Jul 17, 2019 6:10 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:46 am
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Seriously, this is what I wear to clean our pool.
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Someone Really Should Take Me by the Hand and Instruct Me
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Posted:Jul 16, 2019 10:43 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2019 6:33 pm
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I finally had a real conversation with someone on IM but I was obviously ill prepared for it. Not really that well versed in the swinging and dom/sub subcultures which much of this site seems to revolve around, I felt ill equipped to answer questions about my preferences regarding such things. I've been told I collect experiences and I believe that's true, but I'm not sure how I feel about too many extra parties horning in on that experience. That might be pushing against the walls of my comfort zone, not that this is necessarily a bad thing.
I also really, really need to brush up on the lingo. Someone's screen name isn't just a cute nickname; it's jam-packed with clues as to their orientation, inclination and situation.
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That Salt Lake City Treat
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Posted:Jul 13, 2019 1:51 pm
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2019 5:59 am
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"Let's do it Mormon missionary style!"
"How's that?"
"They go from one door to another."
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Or Not
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Posted:Jul 13, 2019 1:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2019 4:45 pm
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You know, sure guys who have watched way too much porn in their youth (which can drag on for decades apparently) are convinced that what women really want is a guy with a big fat cock who can keep going for hours on end, and I am here to tell you that is simply not true.
Anyway, what to do in a relationship between a certain guy and a woman who's not keen on taking a wider-than-average member into her mouth or vagina? Well, so far the favorites they've tried have been:
(1) She climbs on top and rubs her vulva and clitoris back and forth (or up and down, as circumstances dictate) against the undercarriage of his cock. At the very least, this leaves her consumed with an urge to madly finger her clit afterwards to finish.
(2) She takes him between her breasts.
(3) They play with each other by hand.
Suggestions welcome!
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What's Your "Marked Safe" Word?
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Posted:Jul 13, 2019 1:16 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:46 am
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Here's hoping all my friends along the Gulf Coast region are safe from the effects of Barry, particularly in the tornado-prone areas of Escambia County.
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The Promo Girls
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Posted:Jul 13, 2019 3:33 am
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2019 6:49 am
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Now that I've left Vegas for the time being, I spend a lot of my time in Biloxi. Here are two reasons why.
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The More I See You
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Posted:Jul 12, 2019 11:31 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:46 am
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Well I guess it's been more than a few moons since any dating updates. Suffice to say that although I relocated to Mobile, Alabama, I am (it should come as no surprise) dating an exotic dancer again.
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As Ray Romano said, "The monkey never learns"
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Posted:Jul 12, 2019 11:21 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2019 3:29 am
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Scientists removed a baby monkey from its mother and threw it into a cage. Into the floor of the cage they had inserted a tall metal dowel, and around the dowel they had wrapped a piece of felt cloth. The baby monkey leapt onto the dowel and clung onto it for dear life, desperate just to feel anything soft that reminded it of its mother.
Every time I think I've found something real, turns out I fell for that fucking metal dowel again.
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Huh
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Posted:May 21, 2014 5:18 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:46 am
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Two months' worth of car insurance payments auto-debited from my checking account at once? Was not expecting that,.
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One Door Opens, Another Door Opens
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Posted:May 20, 2014 9:23 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2014 5:17 pm
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Where are my Vegas lady friend and I going on our next date? To see a 300-pound Elvis impersonator, of course!
Just as well. To the best of my knowledge, the lady friend in Colorado who I asked to hold on to my stuff is kicking it to the curb.
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Bridge Over Troubled History
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Posted:May 13, 2014 8:02 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:46 am
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I hope I haven't irretrievably severed ties with my lady friend in Colorado, who suggested we do as much over a comment we made shortly before she hung up on me tonight. But if you can't agree I was an idiot to invite someone I'd only met two days before to move in with me after her mother took out a restraining order against her, I don't know what we can agree on.
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Mystery Date
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Posted:May 5, 2014 4:06 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:46 am
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Sunday morning at the supermarket, I started talking with a Filipino woman who was next to me in the checkout line. She was intrigued by the way I was managing to get four 14-oz. boxes of Cheerios for $5. Anyway, she mentioned she had a $60 comp for the café at one of the casinos and that was way too much food for one person to eat, so she asked if I'd like to join her for breakfast. It was way too much food for one person to eat, she said, and she hated to eat alone anyway. Uh, sure. So we met at casino and headed upstrairs to the café, where I ordered grits, oatmeal, a veggie skillet, Bananas Foster French toast, orange juice, and water. You need to use up a food comp, I'm your man. Between the two of us we weren't even close to using up her comp, so we each ordered the $7.77 special to take home: half a rack of ribs, a dozen chicken wings, and fries. In fact she figured she had enough comp left to take home one more special.
A couple of tables down was a large gentleman from New York who chimed in on our conversation about saving money around town. He was on his way to a helicopter flight into the Grand Canyon; they were going to charge him extra, he said, because he took up two seats. When his breakfast came he sent us over his pancakes. I repaid everybody by handing out two-for-one buffet and restaurant coupons.
Turns out he was the Massage Envy guy. Comes to Vegas every now and then to play $10,000 limit games, to hear him talk. He gave me a great business idea, entrepenuer-to-entrepreneur, and my breakfast date gave me a number to call about a job lead. As we were getting toward the home stretch on breakfast, another couple sat at the table next to ours. Turns out he was celebrating a birthday, and she'd brought a tray full of cupcakes to hand out. Breakfast done, we all said our goodbyes and headed our separate ways.
Not how I'd planned on spending my morning, but boy, people were friendly Sunday.
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