Where There's Life...
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Posted:Feb 13, 2010 6:01 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2010 5:57 pm
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I finally asked my favorite bartender if I would be out of line if I were to ask her out sometime. Her reply? "I'm already in a relationship. But if I weren't, I'd love to."
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That Social Whirl
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Posted:Feb 12, 2010 11:11 pm
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2010 11:01 pm
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Busy since getting back from Vegas...didn't even realize until today that we get President's Day off as well as MLK Day, which also means that I got paid today. (Apparently ran up $450 in overdraft charges while on the road, but I spoke with my bank today and we'll try to sort all that out.) Tomorrow, an art gallery opening at six (free wine and food! The prof is no fool), followed by a mixer in Old Colorado City. Tuesday, driving up to Littleton to meet with my once and potentially future tenant, and perhaps with someone else as well. Meanwhile my traveling companion and I are already mapping out plans for our next jaunt to Vegas; we hope to bring some friends along this time. We may borrow a van and even someone's Vegas timeshare!
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Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!
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Posted:Feb 11, 2010 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2010 10:55 pm
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Hey I have a new website (it earns me points here, the prof is no fool). This morning I posted an old story there that I've been sitting on for several years, and by the end of the day an editor in Canada asked if he can publish it in a magazine he's relaunching! Life just keeps getting sweeter by the day.
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Things I Told My Best Friend in the World
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Posted:Feb 10, 2010 11:09 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 11:12 pm
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There were times in the last year or two that I thought the only thing I was any good at was being by myself.
But I'm good at being with you.
Maybe sometime I'll be good at being with someone else, too.
I just wanted to thank you for that.
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Vegas Photos!
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Posted:Feb 8, 2010 11:51 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2010 11:42 pm
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I've added a new album under my profile of photos from our Vegas trip, including shots of Jenna Jameson and Carlos Santana. Check it out!
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Twits
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Posted:Feb 8, 2010 9:25 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2010 5:57 pm
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Just read about a new (to me anyway) phenomenon: Porn Tweet. Not a big surprise to me though, as I imagine many guys could easily sum up one of their sexual encounters in 140 characters or less. In fact they'd probably be done before they finished typing.
(Evidently one of the clubs here in Vegas has a weekly gathering of porn tweeters, hosted by a different pornstar every week. Guess we'll be back!)
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"I Came to Casablanca for the Waters"
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Posted:Feb 7, 2010 1:18 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 11:12 pm
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As it turns out I was misinformed about the HBO Cathouse event at the Deja Vu being last night...the flyer I picked up said the 8th all right, but it was January 8th. Not a total loss as my traveling companion and I were entertained by a dancer who my t.c. agreed was about the most gorgeous chick she or I had ever seen. "He's in luv wit a stripper," she told all my friends back at the party later.
So instead we went out to the Rockhouse and partied until the wee morning hours, my t.c. soaking up the admiration of every guy on the strip over the ripped-up red shirt with seriously exposed cleavage which she wore for the first time. For a night she was Queen of the Strip and it boosted her morale greatly.
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Two Losers Overheard at the MGM Grand
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Posted:Feb 6, 2010 9:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2010 5:58 pm
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"Three hundred dollars!? Maybe...if she was a supermodel!"
"What gets me is she wouldn't even negotiate. That's like a slap in the face!"
Dudes...wtf? Seriously.
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Vegas, Baby, Vegas!
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Posted:Feb 6, 2010 10:56 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 11:12 pm
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Sorry to be so late in posting but there was no free wi-fi at the downtown hotels, plus my traveling companion has no interest in sitting around twiddling her thumbs while I spend time at the computer when we're in VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS! But she's asleep so, as she would say, Fuck That.
What highlights of the trip would most interest you lot? Perhaps when my t.c. misconstrued something I said about my chances of getting laid and momentarily convinced herself that I was some kind of Forty-Year-Old Virgin. I tried playing along as long as I could keep a straight face as she had suddenly made it her mission in life to get me laid. Of course this involved finding us a as she didn't intend to get *her* hands dirty in the process, or whatever the right euphemism is. Gee, if only there were some way we could *both* manage to get laid.
(As for my reputed lily-white purity, during one of my poker games the dealer objected to my calling him "sir."
"Don't call me sir," he said. "I'm young enough to be your ."
"Nonsense," I said. "How old are you?"
"25."
"No," I said, "you couldn't be my . I hadn't had sex yet when I was 27."
After everyone picked themselves up off the floor, I continued, "That's not true. I was married when I was 27. I just wasn't having as much sex as my wife."
It's funny because it's true. But I digress.)
Elsewise, we paid a visit to a "gentleman's club," the Velvet Lion, as I kept threatening to buy my t.c. a lap dance, and she wanted to inquire about working conditions. We still might buy her that lap dance at that joint on Las Vegas Blvd. with the big sign that just says "STRIPPERS." I used to avoid that place like the plague because the marquee advertisied "$5 LAP DANCES" and I didn't even want to think about the kind of women that would be selling lap dances that cheap (like some comedian's routine about a dive with strippers with an artificial leg or a hook for a hand). Although now that the place has been in the movie The Hangover it's gone all upscale with $10 lap dances, and after seeing a cutie that was waiting for her ride after work, I've concluded that there must be a way she is making a living even at $10 a lap dance. ("Are you making any on the side?" "It's been so long I didn't even know they moved it!")
Otherwise, we went to Hooters where Jenna Jameson was signing autographs, but the line was impossible and she was running late besides so there was no way we were going to get to the front in time to make it to the Hard Rock for the Santana show at eight (ho hum), so we bailed after I took some snapshots; maybe they'll make it to my Facebook page real soon. My t.c. checked her out and said, "She looks as horrid as you said she did at the AVN Awards show!"
Tonight Ron Jeremy is supposed to be emceeing a party at Deja Vu for the stars of HBO's reality show Cathouse. (They're having a contest: Be The Next Moonlight Bunny Ranch Girl! Gee, what a great contest. First prize: You get to be a ! I wonder what second prize is!?!) Just as my t.c. says it would have been bad form for me to go up to Jenna and ask her, "What the hell happened to you?", I've tried to convince her it might not be appropriate to walk up to Ron Jeremy with a big smile on her face and say, "I've seen your cock!"
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Thoughts While Commenting on Another's Blog
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Posted:Feb 1, 2010 12:06 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 11:12 pm
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I wonder...does typing those numbers in before submitting a comment really cut down on abuse, like TSmeet claims?
Because mine certainly hasn't slacked off any, let me tell you.
Off to Vegas for a week, with a dancer in tow! Hope to speak to you soon from there!
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A Man with Connections
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Posted:Jan 31, 2010 5:40 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 11:12 pm
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Well, now that I'll be leaving for a week, I finally decided to try prowling around my apartment looking for a working Wi-Fi signal. Guess I gave up too soon when I first looked for one on my iPod, because I discovered where I can get a good signal: In my bedroom. Guess that's where all the action is...
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