Usual TSmeet Blogging Nonsense
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Posted:Sep 28, 2019 6:10 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:43 am
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I wonder how many times I'm going to have to go in and re-insert all the instances of the words "my" and "to" into my IHOP post?
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We're Just A Couple of Crazy
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Posted:Sep 28, 2019 6:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:43 am
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So at some point this morning I'm supposed to my exotic dancer friend so we can see if we can make some kind of plans for today.
I should probably have mentioned before now that prior to the whole IHOP incident, she had suggested coming over for a sleepover sometime in the coming week.
, I hope that's still on.
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Back On Deck?
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Posted:Sep 28, 2019 6:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:43 am
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I was SO depressed over last night's dating SNAFU that I foreswore my vow to be super chill with my lady friend and dropped her place to see what was what.
That other guy she was spending all of the time with? Seems she called security to remove him because he wouldn't leave.
So there's that.
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More Phone-Less Adventures in Dating
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Posted:Sep 27, 2019 10:16 pm
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2019 6:14 am
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The flip side of us not already having our cell phones implanted in our necks is that I continue to leave my phone at home when I am, for example, at IHOP waiting for my date to arrive, and I belatedly realized my phone is not in my pocket.
I tried calling and texting her from a phone borrowed from the super nice couple in the next booth. I tried calling Dad and asking if he'd look for my phone and see if there were any missed calls or messages, which was sort of like asking your cat to drive to the Walgreens and pick up your prescription, only more pointless and frustrating (Dad, for example, can not recognize a cell phone when he sees it, which is doubly annoying since it is HIS CELL PHONE, but I digress, it's not Dad's fault he's ninety- now).
So I decided I need to run home and look formy cell phone myself (it's the third one from the left, Dad, the one that looks least like a remote), and find this text from my date:
"So Professor I guess um im leaving I've called then i still walked to the door and looked from one side to the other did not see you now I text"
What am I, FUCKING INVISIBLE?
Of course her phone kept going straight to voicemail for hours because the charger died, but we've since talked it out and plan to do something tomorrow. For sure.
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Saved by the Bell!
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Posted:Sep 26, 2019 9:03 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:43 am
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I had an appointment with my banker (la de dah!) at ten this morning, then my exotic dancer friend wants to see me at work but the club doesn't open until noon. God help me, the only place in the neighborhood I could think of to kill an hour or so would be to drop by and see how my lady friend is doing but I swore I would be chill and let her get in touch with me if she starts noticing I haven't called or been around lately.
Then as I'm getting up from the banker's desk I realize I left my phone at home.
Thank you, Alexander Graham Bell!
I swear I should duct-tape that phone to my wrist. I've been telling all my friends that someday we'll all have cell phones implanted in our neck and never be without one, but one objected that this would remove the number one excuse for not taking someone's call: "Oh, sorry, I left my phone at home."
Ah, the unintended consequences of technology.
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Castoffs
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Posted:Sep 25, 2019 10:17 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2019 7:08 am
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I'm feeling abandoned by everyone tonight.
Even my ex-girlfriend in prison back in Colorado says some guy wants to marry her.
"I don't love him," she said, "but he is kind of growing on me."
I can't even begin to tell you what a horrible idea this would be.
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What's the Game Plan?
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Posted:Sep 25, 2019 9:20 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2019 9:05 am
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She's spending all her time with some other guy now. I feel like I've been shoved to the side...just after she told her friends she wanted to spend more time with me than with the other other guy. And I'm not sure how to deal with it.
I guess I just need to follow the same advice she gave me regarding my favorite cocktail waitress in the universe: Chill. Be cool. Don't pursue her or pester her or annoy her. Let her come to you. If she does, she does. If not, not.
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No Time Like the Present
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Posted:Sep 25, 2019 9:17 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:43 am
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"Professor," she said, "it's a little early in the morning for you be a dick."
"Well, I wanted get an early start today."
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Dissonance
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Posted:Sep 22, 2019 6:48 am
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2019 2:05 pm
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Funny she tells everyone she'd rather spend time with me then never spends any time with me.
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Acting on Bad Information
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Posted:Sep 20, 2019 11:42 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:43 am
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I had Amy Grant tickets for eight o'clock. At five, she told me she'd been offered a lucrative gig that she couldn't turn down, at seven.
On the bright side, when I let slip that I'd be attending stag, the ticket agent was happy, nay eager, to exchange my two cheap seats for one Balcony - Center Section - Front Row - Aisle Seat.
On the dark side...my date's gig canceled out on her.
She had a sure thing with me. Dinner, Amy Grant tickets, and I was going to make us a few bucks since I had some free bets at the casinos. It was the best deal she was going to get.
I'm the best thing someone has going...how pathetic is that.
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Things That Mean Something to Me
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Posted:Sep 20, 2019 4:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:43 am
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She told her friends she was blowing off a lunch date with a very well-to-do 27-year-old guy because she'd rather spend time with the Professor.
In all my years on this earth, I don't know if I've ever heard anyone say they'd rather spend time with me instead of someone else.
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Status Update
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Posted:Sep 19, 2019 7:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:43 am
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Well, she did call again, and I guess she's coming over to my place tomorrow and we're driving off to Biloxi to see Amy Grant.
That's the theory, anyway.
Life is strange.
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