you know what they say....
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Posted:May 4, 2016 2:15 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 3:33 am
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keep your friends close.
keep your enemies closer.
British government just revealed to have a hitlist on 76 American Airmen.
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to all the cat ladies:
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Posted:Apr 24, 2016 9:46 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2016 3:07 am
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i've been having recurring dreams about my dead cats.
some of the best dreams i have, actually.
which is strange, since so many people are missing from my life.
i think it's a sad remark on society generally when people can form closer bonds with non-sapien terrestrial creatures with greater ease & conviction than with their own kind. something is wrong but no one is willing to address it.
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Posted:Apr 16, 2016 12:19 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2016 7:12 am
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let's be honest huh.
only reason we paying taxes is because you cant grow your own weed.
have you considered evolution just made you taller than your britches?
cause i see you trying to blame the rest of us with legal charges &
to be frank
we've got 5million folk in prison, most of em black.
who racist now.
thugs selling weed to the white making it illegal in an economy $20T in debt.
like a high all that's left is a faded memory.
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considerations of civil war
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Posted:Apr 15, 2016 2:55 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2016 9:47 am
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Aside from a deluge of intrigue emanating from the british crown, american politics is a unique breed.
When the people demonstrate, through constancy & consistent enumerations, an inability to abide constitutional tenets the government is left with little option than to gain control of a nation full of traitors.
This is what has pushed the per-capita debt through the roof, destabilized the private economy, & further divided the political rift that caused the first civil war, & has eschewed in this modern era of domestic spying and gun confiscation.
Since the "corruption" exists at the most basic levels of the self-governing society it is easily seen in all levels of state & federal government; at the end of the day we Are living in a nation whose government is representative of the people.
Both sides have a few valid arguments against the other, but i suppose the real point here is this:
If you can't act right, you can't be trusted.
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how america took a cruz to panama
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Posted:Apr 11, 2016 1:05 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 3:33 am
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well, despite all the pandering, pomp, and 'statistics' the economy here is sinking.
a traditional cut of beef now costs what a filet mignon used to. you can chalk it up to inflation all you want but the minimum wage is ~4x behind where it used to be.
and i'm not even an old timer.
aside from that we've got a redcoat running for office, the gop took their mask off, the democratic party is rife with scandal & the american citizenry would be poised for an armed rebellion if they weren't so damn comfortable.
liberties, rights, & the like are bad for business.
i suppose i'll cut it short today. been studying how to control power with 90's trance turnt up and spent $700 today on a new computer. just want to drink this wine & unwind.
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all the kings horses
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Posted:Apr 8, 2016 5:08 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2016 2:16 am
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As we watch global events unfold, it shall be told to both, young & old.
In the days and times in which we lived lives there was nigh a single respite in sight.
all the kings horses have gone from the stables.
all the kings men now nothing but fables.
and as we sit at the cusp of armageddon's red heat we are left with little option of retreat.
the fog has crept over both land and sea.
embedded itself in our lakes and our trees.
the planet decays from death & disease and what was once free, is lost.
what was once found, costs.
as the eagle soars the endless blue sky
the bear slowly exits his winter-long hib'.
ery nation divided against the fox with one eye
who gave his right long ago in a tyrant's fight.
these are our days.
these are our times.
this is the reality that causes to cry.
for it's easier to spy from afar and ignore than it is to build bridges and fight wars.
but it's coming. the tipping point has passed.
$600Trillion dollars in cash. is what's owed.
and if you can't pay with labor they'll come for your soul.
these temporary things, these technicolor dreams, are only as valued as your self esteem.
so be free, while this world unravels at the seams.
look up & around at the natural scene from whence the gods spring.
share a smile between a stranger and me.
kiss your friend and remember: life is shorter than ever.
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the Key to great sex
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Posted:Mar 31, 2016 7:14 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2016 4:53 pm
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Now there are all sorts of pills, lotions, toys, books, magazine articles, conferences, self-help groups, weekly meetings, wives tales, magic lamps, what-have-you that discuss sex; how to do it, how to explore, different positions, different locations, physiological stimuli, mental engagement, the list is quite literally endless.
What i want to talk about today is literally the most basic element to a pleasurable sexual experience. Ladies, I have a penis and if this doesn't work for you send your complaints to your local SJW (ie: someone who cares).
LUBRICATION.
Ah yes, lubrication; the grease to your wheel, the slip to your slide, the curl to your toe, the steak to your potatoes.
There are, of course, myriad products to choose from ranging in price, color, sparkles, packaging, labeling, notoriety, occasionally function (apparently ky is essential), and general fluff. What none of these things provide is real lubrication - they provide synthetic substitutes; and if you aren't the type to try and milk a cow for some "all natural" lube maybe you should figure out what you're doing. Ladies, this is useful anytime you choose to pleasure your partner so it may pay dividend to pay attention.
The body provides all necessary ingredients for premium lubrication; in all aspects of the body but today we are only focusing on one - you guessed it, your dick. Contrary to popular opinion, and likely popular demand, good lubricant takes awhile to make; you can't just spit on it, or squeeze something out of a bottle; and every time you shower you have to start over again - for those of you who work dirty jobs this is going to be a gigantic pain in the ass and i apologise for that but it can't be helped; good lubricant should be left on your cock in the same manner you leave oil on your tools in the garage; if you leave them dry they WILL get rusty.
Onto the nuts and bolts of crafting a superior lubricant. This comes from many years experimentation with all sorts of techniques but the cornerstone of any great lubricant is about 50% spit and 50%sweat; and by sweat i mean the clear glaze slowly leaking from your phallus like an expectant flood after you've been properly stimulated.
I've also notice spit will vary in consistency, and scent, quite considerably depending on diet, hygiene, and which side of the bed you woke up on. Ideally you want a liquid that is slightly more viscous than watery. If you're a mouthbreather now is the time to develop good habits.
Once you feel prepared, and in the mood, massage your tool with a spitshine. Find your stroke, and if you need it some visual stimulation, and keep a casual & consistent pace until you flow over like an overfilled honeypot. You will have to reapply spit if it dries, this is normal. Once you've begun producing the other component to your lubricant, begin mixing the two; for some it will take some time to produce an adequate amount of sweat - this is normal, my only advice is to reapply spit to prevent the whole thing from drying out. If it does dry out you haven't lost time or effort, simply reapply spit and continue onward.
Once you find your personal lubricant, you will find even masturbation is more enjoyable. So quit fucking yourself and put some time into it; if you slam your partner dry regularly you're probably beyond hope and should invest in a doll because that isn't going to last long.
The best part of understanding, making, and using your own lubricant is that it mixes incredibly well with a properly lubricated female. If you do it right you can smell like great sex for the rest of the day, and possibly even save yourself a few dollars on cologne.
Cheers~
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