Call 911, My Pussy Is On Fire!!!!
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Posted:Mar 12, 2009 12:33 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2009 5:01 pm
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I feel like a total perv slacker because I haven't been around much lately.
To be perfectly honest, I have a new object of affection.
No, it's not some overachiever boy toy or a tongue talented hot chick.
It's my newest toy, the Butterfly Kiss. Mmmmm Yes Yes Yes!!
I have toys that have remote controls, are heat and cold friendly, even one that plugs into the wall like one of those emergency flashlights, so you'd think it would really take a lot of bells and whistles to impress or satisfy me with a sex toy.
It turns out just the opposite was true with this one.
There are no moving beads, rotating heads, or lights...
Yeah, that's right sometimes I like flashing lights with my self satisfaction, it makes me feel like my pussy is performing on a stage. If only it could get applause and take a bow. Yeah.
The Butterfly Kiss is a simple 3 speed latex toy.
It's been quite some time since anything in my toy box has given me an orgasm like this battery operated masterpiece.
I was on the phone the day the UPS guy brought it.
Attempting to carry on a conversation while quietly trying my new toy on for size, I slid it inside me, within seconds, it hit the right spot and my hot, throbbing pussy was completely out of my control.
I ended up having an incredible sheet changing orgasm.
Yay for me!
At one point, the other night, the contractions were so strong inside me that I was certain smoke or at least a small flame would soon follow. I thought I was gonna have to call 911 and say "come quick, my vagina is on fire!!"
Hey, I wonder who you would call for that, an ambulance or the Fire Department?
Needless to say, the Butterfly Kiss has been getting lots and lots of well deserved attention.
Oh, and in case you were wondering what the person on the other end of the phone thought....he loved every fucking minute of it.
I think I started writing this to beg you for blog forgiveness.
Surely you can forgive poor little me for getting some much needed satisfaction, can't you?
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When I Close My Eyes.......
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Posted:Mar 8, 2009 5:12 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2009 8:56 pm
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Is it wrong that when I close my eyes all I can think about is........
The feeling of electrical charge that your fingertips alone give me?
The moisture from your warm breath on my stomach.
The texture of your tongue when it's swirling around my nipples.
The way your fingers touch me until i'm wet and ready for you.
The way your cock feels sliding into me when it makes me take a deep breath.
The firm grip of your hand on my shoulder when you're fucking me hard from behind.
The look in your eyes when I let saliva drip off my tongue onto your cock, letting you feel the heat that's waiting for you in my mouth.
The stinging redness my ass has after you spank me hard.
The way you love it when I climb on top and slide down your shaft slowly with my legs wide open so you can watch every last inch disappear inside me.
The way you wrap my hair around your hand when you face fuck me.
The tingle I get when you lick my pussy.
It can't be wrong for me to think about these things all the time, forcing me to seduce myself, touch myself, finger myself, fuck myself with silicone versions of you, leaving me breathless
and wanting for more....can it?
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You Fucked Pooh Bear? WTF?
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Posted:Mar 6, 2009 9:15 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2009 11:43 am
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I was watching a show about people who are obsessed with looking like animals.
There's this guy who is convinced that he is really a wolf.
He has made himself a wolf suit complete with working tail.
After suiting up, he heads to a local park.
Ooh I forgot to mention it's daytime.
So anyway, when he gets to the park, he gets down on all fours, you know, in his wolf stance, and proceeds to howl.
Next it shows him standing upright and running through the grass.
Now I enjoy a little insanity, who doesn't?
But I was so embarrassed for this guy that I just wanted to go find him and say:
"Hey, you don't look like a wolf. You look like a crazy guy running around a park in a damn wolf suit. Snap out of it!"
After seeing this, I was reminded of the people that enjoy putting on animal costumes and having sex.
I was reading about that when I stumbled upon a sexual fetish that I had never heard of. It may even freakier then the equine enthusiasts I told you about a while back.
PLUSHOPHILE:
An adult who loves or is otherwise attracted to stuffed animals.
Yep, you read it correctly.
Right this minute there is some guy standing in a toys r us, with a raging hard on, staring at the teddy bears, ready to blow his load.
They have chat rooms, parties, etc...where they can bring the "plushie" of their affection of just rock a furry suit, making themselves look like a life sized plushie.
I wish i'd get invited to a soiree like this, not a chance in hell I would miss it.
Here are some interesting things I found on the subject:
1. How do people really feel about their plush companions?
While most plushophiles probably feel at least some degree of affection for their plushies, the ways they express it depend on the individual.
Some may view their plushies as just sex toys, while other plushophiles love, even venerate their stuffed animals.
2. Just what exactly do people do with plushies, anyway?
Many simply cuddle or sleep with our stuffed animals.
Concerning plush sex, two common methods are to hug a plushie
while pleasuring oneself, and to rub against the fur of the plushie until achieving orgasm.
Some people modify their plushies to form a space for penetration.
This can be as simple as an opened seam, or a more elaborate insert can be constructed. People can also modify a plushie with a penis-like attachment. Some plushophiles have such strong feelings for plushies that they can make themselves peak just by looking at one, or just sniffing its scent.
They do have sites with instructions on how to modify your plushie for the maximum sexual experience.
I know you'll find this hard to believe, but I didn't look.
Nope, not even a quick glance.
I decided that if the subject of "teddy bear love" ever came up in the RW, I did not want to have the knowledge of how to turn a stuffed pig into a sex toy.
Does this sound like something you might like to try?
Be honest!!
Do you have any experience, or may have known a plushophile?
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Doggy Style With An Ocean View
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Posted:Feb 28, 2009 11:17 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2009 3:21 pm
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So my partner in crime and I have been discussing the possibility of hosting an AF F meet and greet weekend.
We'd like it to be held in a place that's intimate enough to have our own activities, not to mention the exhibitionists, we certainly can't forget about them.
Idea 1
Beach location
*FL, SC, NC
*In the Caribbean
Idea 2
Mountains
*In the Southeast
Here's what I want to know:
1.Do you think you would enjoy meeting some of your TSmeet friends
in a safe, group/party setting?
2. Which location do you think would provide the most fun for a
moderate sized group of pervs?
3. What kind of daytime activities do you feel would fit this
group the best.
I have plenty of ideas for after dark fun stuff.
4. Those of you from Cali, would you make the trip for this
shindig?
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Government Issue Love Potion
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Posted:Feb 27, 2009 3:05 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2009 3:22 pm
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Did you know that 15 months is the average time period to fall out of the initial "honeymoon period" in a relationship?
Scientists have been researching the little part of our brains involved with love, hate, and anger emotions and think they are close to identifying the exact love area and coming up with a medication that may actually stimulate the love emotion.
Hey, do you think it would make me want to hump the legs of even more unsuspecting boys?
This miracle love potion will be in the form of a nasal spray. How sexy is that?
Would that mean that when your partner pisses you off you can simply reach into your pocket, shoot some spray up your nostrils and decide they're not that big of a pain in the ass?
That's absolutely brilliant!
If that's the case, it could be included in a little package with your marriage certificate.
Somehow, I think this may be just another to good to be true scheme, like those breast enhancement creams or the pills that enlarge the size of your cock, which by the way, if they really did work, i'd be carrying them in my purse all the time.
Oh, i'm just kidding...really, I am. I mean it. Seriously, I am.
By the way, apparently this important research is being backed by government funding.
Personally, I don't need the government spending my tax dollars on a love spray, I get the same thing accomplished with regular trips to the gym and some sexy heels.
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25 Non-Sexual Things about me
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Posted:Feb 26, 2009 8:29 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2009 8:01 pm
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The following has been traveling around blogland.
I'm not sure There are 25 non-sexual things about me worth mentioning but, after reading Mrstwo's, I decided to join in.
1. I have a cute, little white dog, that's not a chihuahua, with a designer name that won't wear clothes and likes to be dirty.
2. People that don't know me well think i'm ditsy and clueless, this includes the older spouse.
3. I'm an artist that actually graduated from art school.
4. I literally begged for my first job with my company and even offered to work for free as an admin assistant.
5. I'd really like to have a mini pig as a house pet someday.
6. I wanted 4-5 . But have none.
7. I've recently changed my mind and have decided I would like to marry again.(I'd just pay better attention this time)
8. I'm the youngest wife by at least 20 years in my neighborhood.
9. My goal is to live in a small beach town but not on the actual beach.
10. I speak a few foreign languages, but never tell anyone what they are.(don't know why but I don't)
11. I am a major league clean freak.
12. I'm an amazing cook.
13. I am the definition of a Daddy's girl.
14. I have 3 siblings and i'm number 3 in succession.
15. I positively loathe American idol.
16. Birds freak me out.
17. Even though I rarely go out without being fully put together and in heels, but I also secretly enjoy throwing on an old pair of jeans, some boots and jumping on a dirt bike, 4-wheeler, or .
18. My best friend in the whole world is a gay guy who is a fashion stylist.(How great is that?)
19. I have secretly fantasized about being in Playboy since I was a .
20. I keep what I think is the most physically attractive part of a man a secret and when I tell other girls about it they always say "huh, I guess I never thought of that".
21. As important as style is to me, my soul mate will, no doubt own 1 pair of jeans and his only pair of "dressy" pants will have a button missing, which won't matter because he wears them with a t-shirt that's untucked anyway.
22. I'm always late, yet I don't tolerate anyone doing so to me.
24. I'm a closet Maury Povich Show fan.
25. I have no tattoo's, but I do have 2 piercings.
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Do They Sell Pussy Cages on Ebay?
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Posted:Feb 24, 2009 8:42 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2009 10:40 am
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I have finally returned from being held captive in Palm Beach by the older spouse.
In the midst of my boredom, I read an article about men having different levels of orgasm like women do.
It said women tend to touch a man the same way every time and that we women should shock your system by using a different kind of caress or rhythm allowing the man to feel a more intense orgasm.
So now i'm all excited thinking i'm about to be clued in on a new move to keep me on top of my game.
Anxiously, I continue to read, it suggests using "elevator" kegels.
Well, I have been doing my kegels each and everyday for exactly 21 years and 2 months and I have never heard of an elevator kegel.
We are instructed to squeeze our vaginal muscles from the opening, moving slowly up the walls all while he's inside me.
GASP!!!!
There it was in black and white for the whole world to see.
It was very own signature move, my trademark pussy trick that
leaves boys moaning in ecstasy and always coming back for more.
I never knew it had an official name. I have just thought of it as my little secret that sets me apart from the other girls.
At first, I was a little upset at this internationally published
secret to my sexual success, but now it doesn't bother me at all.
I will always have my signature blow job moves.
Oh yeah, and......
Since seeing my sister give birth 21 years ago, I have done my kegels religiously everyday, giving me so much muscle control down there that it's quite possible that I could crack a walnut with my vagina.
Hey, maybe i'm like the Siegfried & Roy of pussy training.
Well, remember what happened to that poor guy while he was showing off his trained tiger tricks? He was mauled within a an inch of his life.
Do you think that means that I should find a way to cage my pussy until i'm ready for her to come out and jump thru a ring of fire?
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The Pagan Lottery
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Posted:Feb 12, 2009 7:58 pm
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2009 4:54 pm
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As Valentine's Day nears, people make sure they've ordered roses, purchased a 3 foot heart full of chocolates, a bottle of champagne, a set of furry handcuffs, and a bottle of some sweet smelling massage oil.
And why do most of them do this?
1. Various T.V. ads told them too.
2. They know they damn well better or their lives will be hell for the next 6 months or so.
3. They know that this may be the best sex they have all year long because he's planning to get her drunk to make her less inhibited, fill her full of sugar to make her hyper, grease her up, handcuff her and convince her that anal sex isn't gross if it's done on Valentine's Day.
For eight hundred years prior to the establishment of Valentine's Day, the Romans had practiced a pagan celebration in mid-February commemorating young men's rite of passage to the god Lupercus. The celebration featured a lottery in which young men would draw the names of teenage girls from a box. The girl assigned to each young man in that manner would be his sexual companion during the remaining year.
So basically, in the beginning, Valentine's Day wasn't about love at all, it was all about sex.
Personally, I don't believe in all the commercial bullshit of this so called holiday. If you're in love you shouldn't need one particular day to show your partner how you feel about them.
You should be showing them the other 364 days of the year as well.
February 14th is also a dark time for lots of people.
Several single women I know, stay home alone watching romantic movies while they cry and perform oral sex on a carton of Ben & Jerry's.
For a full 24 hours they feel unloved simply because they don't have anyone shoving a flower in their face and dragging them out to a crowded restaurant. I suppose it could also be the fact that F.T.D. and The Godiva company pretty much call anyone not giving or receiving any of these items a big ole loser.
As you can tell i'm not a big fan of Valentine's Day.
Maybe if I were spending it with someone I was in love with it would be different, but still not in the traditional commercial way.
My idea of the perfect Valentine's Day would be staying at home, preparing a nice meal together, a good bottle of wine or three, great conversation, a nice long make out session followed by a night of anything goes, hang from the ceiling fan, hot sex.
But that's just me.........
Happy Valentine's Day!!!
May your roses be thornless and your sex be satisfying.
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Top 10 Female Fantasies
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Posted:Feb 11, 2009 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2009 12:38 pm
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Finally!!
Information from a magazine that I actually agree with.
Most of it anyway....
10.Domination (Her Dominating You):
This fantasy involves tying you down to a bed while she forces you to pleasure her with your tongue; the entire scenario revolves around you worshipping her body and begging for her attention. Why? She gets to be in control while enjoying total devotion from her man in the process. What more could she want?
9.Domination (You Dominating Her):
It seems that modern, independent women actually prefer real men who aren’t afraid to embrace their testosterone. She fantasizes about you pinning her down, thrusting her thighs apart with your knee and penetrating her as savagely as you possibly can.
She wants to feel your fingers snake through her hair and pull her head back; she wants to feel your teeth on her shoulder; she wants to be owned. This win-win female fantasy scenario allows her to fully indulge her femininity, while still espousing the merits of feminism.
8.Teacher/Student:
Women love the idea of dressing up like a schoolgirl and parading around for your viewing pleasure. Many would even like to take it a step further, playing the naughty student who won’t stop teasing you until you pull her over your knee and give her the spanking she craves. A spanking from you is exciting for two reasons: not only does this mild show of dominance hurt so good, but it also usually leads straight into hot, hot sex.
7.Sex with a stranger:
No-strings-attached sex is something many women would love to experience, but most are dissuaded from it thanks to a lofty load of self-produced guilt. Nevertheless, her panties definitely get wet at the idea of a gorgeous male approaching her in a dark, smoky bar and taking her back to his room for a long, hot night of wild sex. This fantasy appeals to her naughtiest side -- the kinky one that rarely sees the light of day, thanks to a lifetime of religious and societal conditioning.
6.Threesome with another woman:
These days, it’s fairly common for straight women to get down with other women now and again, making this top 10 fantasy a
not-so-unrealistic possibility. That being said, this threesome fantasy rarely involves you getting playtime with the second hottie, as most girlfriends do not want to see their man touch another woman. In this scenario, you’re meant to play voyeur until your woman is ready for something more hardcore. This allows her to experience the best of both worlds without having to worry about things like jealousy or sharing.
5.Threesome with 2 men:
This fantasy involves the woman being worshipped and adored by two gorgeous men. Her fantasy might be as innocent as being penetrated by one man while performing oral sex on the other or it might go further, drawing on more hardcore aspects such as double penetration and the like. This female sex fantasy is the ultimate taboo for many women, which makes it all the more fun to imagine.
4.Voyeurism:
If you think women don’t enjoy watching other people get it on, you’re completely mistaken. Your woman likes to watch for the same reasons you do: it’s erotic, exhilarating and slightly taboo. Believe me, she enjoys "watching" just as much as you do; it allows her to be naughty without getting her hands dirty, so to speak.
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Most psychologists believe this fantasy allows a woman to have the wild, dirty sex she craves, without having to suffer the guilt that often follows.
2.Exhibitionism:
She might cringe when you bring up the topic of making homemade porn flicks, but your woman has probably fantasized about doing precisely that at one time or another. Unfortunately, most women are far too body-conscious to experiment with such things.
1.Private Dancer:
Most women wouldn’t have the nerve to strip in a public setting, but this fantasy definitely involves taking it all off.
She loves the idea of tantalizing you with a striptease, and she’d love to give you a private lap dance. Why? Your enjoyment tells her you find her attractive, and your erection tells her she has control, a potent combination that women simply can’t get enough of.
I can't decide if I should be happy or sad that at least some of the warped things that go through my mind are considered to be....."normal".
Did any of the fantasies surprise you?
Do you think they forgot anything?
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Indescribable Euphoric Feeling..
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Posted:Feb 10, 2009 5:57 pm
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2009 9:40 pm
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It was a warm, late afternoon when I was looking out onto the water,
watching the fishing boats on the horizon.
He sneaks up behind he, wraps his strong arms around me and softly kisses the back of my neck.
I look over my shoulder and see those seductive eyes that always make me say yes.
With one hand gently placed on my face, he kisses me.
So soft at first then more passionately, embracing my tongue with his.
He put both hands on my stomach, slowly moving toward the underside of my breasts, caressing them, taking my nipples between his thumb and forefinger, pinching them lightly, while kissing and tonguing my neck and shoulder all without saying a word.
Still standing behind me, with his right hand on my neck, he moves the other to my inner thigh, sliding his thumb up my snug fitting shorts.
Unable to reach his intended destination, he unbuttoned and unzipped them, this time using his right hand, he works his way down the front of my pants and into my panties.
I hold my breath in anticipation of him reaching my clit.
When he does I let out a quiet moan.
His hand moves further down as he slips his middle finger inside me.
Feeling how wet he's made me, he moves his finger that's dripping with my juices, to his mouth, enjoying the result of his teasing.
Mmmmm he says, just before kissing me and allowing me to taste myself on his mouth.
He slides off my shorts and soaked panties, letting them hit the ground.
Turning me around to face him and his hypnotic eyes, he puts both hands around my waist, gently picking me up,I instinctively wrap my legs around him, hoping that he'll fill me with his
hard cock.
Instead, he carries me out to the dock where he sits me in a tall chair, placing both my feet
on the side rail.
He moves under my legs, pushing them open with subtle force, positioning himself between them.
My whole body was tingling waiting for him to let me feel his full lips and tongue where he knew I needed it.
He kissed the inside of my thighs before moving to my hot, waiting pussy.
It feels so good that I have chills up my spine.
He licks up and down my warm slit, taking me to ecstasy as he fucks me with his tongue.
Expertly working my clit in a way that before now, I had believed only another woman could.
He sucks and licks it with perfection until I explode in an orgasm that leaves me with an indescribable euphoric feeling spasm after spasm as my soaking wet pussy drips down my ass and all over his chin.
Ooh, I need to go find a toy to play with.
Maybe i'll tell you the rest of the story tomorrow.
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Did You Know I Heart Hot Sex ?
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Posted:Feb 6, 2009 10:28 am
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2009 4:55 pm
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Have you ever been out somewhere like a party, restaurant or something and noticed someone at another table and they have this look in their eyes, a certain aura about them?
You can't quite put your finger on what exactly it is about them, but you're sure it's something different and exciting.
The person doesn't have to be model good looking, sometimes the exact opposite may be the case, they just have that certain twinkle in their eyes.
You may look around to see if anyone else has noticed any of this and is watching them too, but nope, nobody is, it's just you.
This would be the "I heart hot sex" look.
I can pick the sex freak out of a crowd every single time.
Periodically, a fellow sex freak will recognize me as one of their own.
And no, it's not because i've pulled my dress over my head while dancing on a bar.
I have a deceptively innocent exterior, so i'm always impressed when I get fingered as a sex freak. (intentional pun)
I've tried to discuss this with "normal" people and they have no idea what i'm talking about.
It's kinda like that movie about the undercover aliens and only they could recognize each other. Same principle here, I guess.
So is it just me? Do I notice these things simply because i'm a die hard people watcher?
Have you ever picked a "I heart hot sex" person out of a crowd?
Did anything happen as a result of them being found out?
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Foreplay And The Modern Man
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Posted:Feb 3, 2009 7:46 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2009 12:46 pm
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Today I was thinking about foreplay.
Mostly, because I was in the mood for a long makeout session.
I started thinking about the different boys i've been with and their personal foreplay methods.
I went through a period that if the guy was over the age of 25, he was too old for me.
The younger ones always seem to use the 5 point plan:
Step 1: Suck on neck
Step 2: Kiss cleavage
Step 3: Cup breast(s)
Step 4: Rub inside of thigh(pants on), maybe letting thumb
lightly brush the pussy...oh they're just so clever.
Step 5: Slowly let hand head down pants (finally!!)
I call their method the 5 point plan because it must be done in the exact order listed above.
Any deviation from said plan could throw off their whole performance and kill their young boy confidence.
I can only assume they picked up their method from other guys or possibly an older brother, probably the same brother that told them that good pussy should taste like canned asparagus.
*That's what my older brother told our younger brother when he was only like 13, he ate a can of asparagus pretty much everyday for about 2 months before my dad found out and made him stop.
Ok, back to my point...
I like the methods of the guys over 35 the best.
Well most of them anyway. There are still some way older than that who are still utilizing the 5 point plan.
More often than not, the over 35's just go with the flow,
with the moment, allowing the mood to gauge the intensity of the touch, the firmness of their hands.
They take it slow if the mood dictates, slowly kissing from the back of my neck to the base of my spine.
These men are the ones that want to give the backs of your knees soft kisses, they want to nuzzle your neck and smell your hair because they crave your scent. MMMMM, Oh how I love boys.
Maybe they're just able to be more confident as a lover at that age. I also believe that the smart ones have learned that the better job they do on the foreplay the hotter the sex will be for them. That's how it works for me anyway.
But then again, sometimes I just want you to rip my panties off, say something dirty, then fuck me hard and deep.
If you were going to engage in foreplay with... for argument sake let's say ME, what would would you do to get me all hot and wet? You don't have to give details on the whole thing, you can limit it to just one thing if you'd like.
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2009 Porn Awards
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Posted:Feb 1, 2009 2:23 am
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2009 7:17 pm
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The 2009 AVN (adult video news) Awards have come to a close and here are the winners:
Web Starlet of the Year
Actress: Catalina Cruz
Female Performer of the Year
Actress: Jenna Haze
(What The Hell? She doesn't even do guys anymore)
The Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year
Actress: Katie Morgan (well deserved)
*Jenna Jameson is my favorite pornstar ever!!!!!
Clever Title of the Year
Title: Strollin in the Colon
Best Three-way Sex Scene
Actor(s): Jenny Hendrix, Delilah Strong & Michael Stefano
Title: The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience
Best Squirting Series
Title: Jada Fire Is Squirtwoman
(Mr.S,i'm ordering this for you right now)
Best Specialty Release
Title: Milk Nymphos 2 (If you're into this, I must know)
Top Renting and Selling Release
Title: Cheerleaders
Best Orgy/Gang Bang Series
Title: Cream Pie Orgy
Best Orgy/Gang Bang Release
Title: Big Boob Orgy
Best Oral-Themed Series
Title:Face Fucking, Inc. (Who doesn't love a good face fuck?)
Best New Web Starlet
Actress: Bree Olson (I saw her riding a Sybian on PPV, HOT!)
Best MILF Release
Title: The Cougar Club
Best Interracial Series
Title: It's Big, It's Black, It's Jack
Best Gonzo Series
Title: Slutty and Sluttier
Best Girl-Girl Sex Scene
Actress(es) Jesse Jane & Belladonna
Title Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge
Best Foot Fetish Release
Title: Belladonna's Foot Soldiers
Best Fem-Dom Strap-On Release
Title MeanBitches Erotic Femdom 3
Best Ethnic-Themed Series - Latin
Title Young Tight Latinas (yeah, i'll need to pick that up)
Best Ethnic-Themed Series - Black
Title: Black Ass Addiction
Best Ethnic-Themed Series - Asian
Title: Naughty Little Asians
Best Educational Release
Title: Tristan Taramino's Expert Guide to Oral Sex 2
Best Double Penetration Sex Scene
Actor(s): jessica drake, Eric Masterson & Brad Armstrong
Title: Fallen
(Yikes!I've seen the cocks on both of them, she is a pro)
Best Couples Sex Scene
Actor(s): Monique Alexander & Mr. Marcus
Title: Cry Wolf
Best Big Butt Series
Title: Big Wet Asses
Best Big Bust Release
Title: Big Tits at School
Best BD/SM Release
Title: House of Sex and Domination
(we know who will love this one don't we)
Best Anal-Themed Series
Title: Tie: Evil Anal & Butthole Whores
(OMG, Butthole Whores, hilarious)
Best Anal Sex Scene
Actor(s): Sunny Lane & Manuel Ferrara
Title: Big Wet Asses 13
Best Alternative Release
Title: Spring Break 2008
Best All-Sex Release
Title: Alexis Texas is Buttwoman
Best All-Girl Release
Title: Girlvana 4
Best All-Girl 3-Way Sex Scene
Actress(s): Belladonna, Aiden Star,& Kimberly Kane
Title: Belladonna's Girl Train
*I think Belladonna is the hardest working pornstar out there
I once saw her take a BBC the size of a damn baseball bat
like it was nothing, and went ATM.)
Her asshole did look like the Grand Canyon when she was done.
Best Adult Website
Title: Brazzers(dot)com
Best Actress
Actress: Jessica Drake
Best Actor:
Actor: Evan Stone
Once again, CNN tells you about our President
so thank goodness you have me to tell you about the important stuff like porn.
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