To the fellas....
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Posted:Oct 18, 2014 3:04 am
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2015 10:49 pm
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Look, I know this is a 'hookup-and-bang" site. I get it. Guys have needs. I get that, too. But honestly, I'm not going to just jump into bed with you after the first few emails (or even the first week of emails) just because it is 'that kind of site.'
I know men are raised in our society to see women as sex objects, and it's in their DNA to conquer and divide, and I'm not here to judge anyone based on that biological fact. BUT, just because your cock gets hard, doesn't mean I'm the one who has to sleep with you, right here, right now. If you're in a hurry (no offence, again) I'm sure there's someone who takes cash on the spot who would be more than happy to accommodate your urgent, burning need to get laid.
That said, I'm not one of those 'types.' I'm educated, have a very successful career that takes me across the globe and back, work extremely hard to achieve my physique, and have EVERY right to set the bar HIGH. Please don't think I'm going to let you boink me because you sent me the same, cheesy, sleazy one-liner to every female on this website.
Also, don't get angry because I won't agree to sleep with you after chatting for a few minutes, then get all pissy and call me a 'faker' or a 'phoney' or 'bitch.' If you look like a couch potato, act like you've been raised in a barn, have no manners, live with 'yo mamma' or play video games all day in some dark basement in a house you don't own, then DO NOT think you're getting lucky by me.
To all the GENTLEMEN who approach me with courtesy and charm, THANK YOU. I appreciate you NOT acting like cavemen. To everyone else, these are the men you should emulate.
PS: I receive upwards of 100+ new emails PER DAY. If I don't respond to you, consider one of four main things: 1.) I didn't see your message in the pile, 2.) you didn't read my profile and what I'm seeking in a partner, 3.) you sent me a one-liner with no introduction or were crass, lewd, or sleazy, 4.) you are NOT IN THE DETROIT METRO AREA.
Thanks and sorry for the PSA.
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