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How To Stay Young...
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Posted:Feb 4, 2008 11:47 pm
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2008 7:59 pm
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1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Echo's of our future....
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Posted:Jan 23, 2008 8:27 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2008 11:01 pm
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An elderly gentleman... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can
hear again.' The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I
just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will
three times!'
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn by.' 'Really!? Like a new born baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought
and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the
way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'
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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of
ice cream?' 'Sure.' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment 'Where's my toast?'
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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too
well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 'Because she can still drive!'
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Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go geta beer.'
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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor .. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath,
he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?
' No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
Have a nice day all 
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MEN r LIKE..........
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Posted:Jan 13, 2008 9:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2008 7:13 am
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Ha! ha! for the men, have a good laugh at yourself and for all the ladies, this will make your day!!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
How very trueeeeee ENJOY!!!!!
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Top TEN thoughts for 2007...
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Posted:Jan 12, 2008 8:13 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2008 7:01 am
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2007 has been a wonderful year for some (see below), may 2008 be the most marvelous ever, welcome to the year of the rat!!
TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2007
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?
Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
And the BONUS thought for today
"Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow".
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GOodbye 2007....Welcummmm 2008...
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Posted:Dec 30, 2007 2:04 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2008 10:48 pm
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IN a another couple of days we will b in year 2008..... Gosh!!! how time flies.
Wat has happened in 2007? Well, 2007 has been good & bad for me.
I've met many from passion.com tis year. Lots of gathering, social events, made a lot of new frens  which i m happy. Had a few squabbles here & there bt i dun hold grudge in anytg. So, i would say most of watever problems i had have been settled or at least to me it has
I've also met back frens which i've not seen for donkey years My college mate's. Haven't seen them since i left college. About 13 years. We r actually planning to have a reunion early next year Gosh!!!!! it'll b gr8 to meet all of them again. I know we won't b able to get our whole class to meet. We started out wit over 100 students. & ended up wit over 80 students. & sum of them have moved to another country ...
No matter wat!!!! it'll b gr8 to meet them again
Had a few relationship which also ended in a few months. I guess i shouldn't call those relationship Had a few scandles here & there Had a few crushes here & there
I've lost a family member in april. Nearly lost another family member bt thank GOD he is now in a road to recovery Within a few months, my family was really all stressed up cuz of tat. Lucky now, things r almost back to normal
M also glad tat my siblings & me have a closer relationship now. We can talk about things (which we use not tooo)...We can settle things as adult (which i m proud of now) I guess situation do change a person's behaviour, attitude & character.
wat is 2008 instore for me & for all of us we really wouldn't dun know.. IT's all in HIS hands
My resolution.. or so called resolution for 2008 will b....
loosing weight (at least a few pounds)
getting more action in my life 
& as d year go along m sure i'll make more resolutions
I would like to wish all my frens whom i've met here along d way, A very....
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Hope the new year bring u happiness & will b a good year for ALL of u)X)X
Cheers,
xoxoxo
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Merry X
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Posted:Dec 26, 2007 2:16 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2008 9:20 pm
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MERRY CHRISTMAS (Belated) & A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! to all  
Sowee i haven't been posting much lately.. juz not in d mood to post bt yeah!!! i still go out for my rendevous & dinking sessions wit my buddies hehehehe
Well, christmas was gr8 for me. Had a good time wit my family & frens at my mum's for christmas eve Partied went on till about 3am & i had to play santa to my niece & nephew while they r in bed
Had loads to eat... lasagna by klbunny potato salad by bohemianmuse, pasta by luckysod70 & honey3080, pizza by shellyanna2, quiche by my sis, turkey by MCCbabe, mich, me & my mum.... plus my mum made her traditional turkey stuffing & all d sweets..... Drinks by mich & kldiscreetcouple....
We had loads & loads to eat & also loads to drink A small goupr turned up bt it was good fun. we also had exchange of gift & sum1 got d vibes..hehehehe.. Hope she has fun wit it
Onli slept for 4 hours before i had to go for christmas lunch wit my sis. Had a good time there as well. Ate & ate more... & than went to my uncle's place & ate summore...LOL. all tat eating has actually made me gain more weight again  Need to loose those pounds again
Got home & was all dead beat. Went to bed early & got to work tis morning Wished tat my holidays were longer bt than i better not complaint..hehehehe
Now, next will b for d New Year... another celebration there....
May 2008 be a good year to all of u!!!!!
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