Wanna know what I hate?. . Colonoscopies. . . . Cuz they're SO addictive! Since my first one 2 years ago I've been like self-administering them on a damn near daily basis!! Yeah, it's tough, especially since I'm never home. So yeah, it gets ugly.. . Anyway, I'm getting tired of being alone when I'm alone right? So I get myself a lil puppy (see photos), and guess what happened after having lil Ernie for 3 weeks?. . . If you guessed that I may have contracted a VERY rare intestinal worm only found in remote regions of Uraguay, then you're correct!!! What a bitch that was to get rid of!! They had to implant over 2,367 different breeds of carnivorous tape and fluke worms to kill the one from Uraguay or whatever, then it took 3 months of really powerful turkey dewormer to kill the thousands they implanted!!! Does this make any sense to you? . . Perhaps I shouldn't be divulging this shit. . . . Check THIS one, . when I was younger I blew Bubbles for about seven, maybe eight years until he let his house go back to the bank and moved away never to be seen again. Clearly resulting in my issues of abandonment. One could never tell that I had any inkling of dysfunction whatsoever, so that's kinda nice. Lol! Bottom line people, life is lived one time only and in my experience, meeting & having fun with new people is something I very much enjoy. It just so happens I love erotic sex and traveling too, so killing 3 birds with 1 stone seems like a logical thing to do. Hope y'all enjoyed my introduction,. . . btw, I'm not always this stupid. . . . . Sometimes I'm MORE stupid!!! blahahaha

My Ideal Person Does not exist. So I make do with what's out there.