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Taking Stock
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Posted:Nov 11, 2019 6:39 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2019 10:46 am
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I've been running myself ragged lately chauffering various women around town...one might even say "escorting" them on their rounds. But the car has just gone into the shop for what may be days' worth of repairs, so it looks like I'll have a well-earned vacation.
Some of my friends were dismayed by my interest in a sweet young thing a mere 34 years my junior. A half-joking remark that "The Professor ought to stop stalking that poor girl" was severely misconstrued by both the object of that sentence and her mother, so sadly that may be the end of my little episode with Laundromat Girl. She could be a bit on the volatile side, anyway.
On a more jocular note, a catfight between Laundromat Girl and another lady friend who I was helping move, who allegedly bumped Laundromat with a moving box, has been reported in some circles as them fighting over...me.
As I spend a few days more or less confined to home....less than more, since when carless I tend to walk as much as miles to where I need to go...I may take time to re-evaluate my situation. Or just take video calls from an old lady friend in Colorado, recently discharged from confinement, which is not the same thing at all.
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Consolation Prize
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Posted:Nov 5, 2019 10:37 pm
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2019 5:53 pm
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lady friend insists I shouldn't take it personally that although I'm the she always needs I'm never the she wants.
"I don't want anyone sexually," she says. "I don't even touch that guy in room anymore."
I suppose she thinks that was supposed make feel better somehow.
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Consolation Prize
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Posted:Nov 5, 2019 3:16 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:1 am
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My lady friend insists I shouldn't take it personally that although I'm the one she always needs I'm never the one she wants.
"I don't want anyone sexually," she says. "I don't even touch that guy in my room anymore."
I suppose she thinks that was supposed to make me feel better somehow.
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Fish and Visitors
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Posted:Nov 4, 2019 4:56 am
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2019 5:09 am
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I guess I would be remiss if I didn't mention that my exotic dancer friend finally dropped by for a sleepover.
I would be even more remiss if I didn't mention that it's been a week now.
I've been staying at my father's house so it's just a little awkward.
Then again, you know how I love laundry.
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Voulez-Vous?
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Posted:Nov 2, 2019 2:50 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2019 2:35 pm
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My exotic dancer friend and I are flirting with the idea of driving to New Orleans tomorrow, where she expects she can make the big money.
Pray for me.
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Laundromat Girl (or Some Guys Get Your Laundry, continued)
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Posted:Oct 31, 2019 12:42 am
Last Updated:Oct 31, 2019 12:42 am
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I will never knock doing laundry again.
One recent morning, as I went into a Waffle House to place an order, I ran into a girl I'd been sorta crushing on picking up her order, and she asked me if I'd drive her to the laundromat in the morning.
Hells, yes.
She was very appreciative.
Apparently some guys do both.
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Some Guys Get Laid, Some Guys Get Your Laundry
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Posted:Oct 28, 2019 6:48 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2019 1:12 pm
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Some guys you bone, some guys wait with you all night in the emergency room.
I suppose they're seldom the same guy.
I can understand why you'd want your friend to tag along when we go out. She probably knows how a girl like you has a good time, unlike me.
I'm not a particularly fun guy be with, I suppose. I'm not much good at a party or a dance or a club or a bar. I'm more of a movie or concert or restaurant kind of guy.
I'm the kind of guy who sits across the table from a girl half his age at a Waffle House at in the morning while she talks about getting her life on track until some friend shows up drive her somewhere.
I'm the kind of guy who listens to your troubles while he drives you and tells you if you need a friend he'll be there for you.
I suppose everyone needs a guy like that sometimes.
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Dressed to Kill
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Posted:Oct 26, 2019 4:33 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2019 1:10 pm
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Costume contest at the IP Casino in Biloxi tonight. I keep trying to convince my friend she should go as Sharon Stone, if only so she can say "What are you going do, arrest me for smoking? It's a fucking casino!"
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The Worst
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Posted:Oct 26, 2019 4:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:1 am
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How would you feel if someone offered you what you wanted more than anything else in the world, then it was snatched away and somehow it was all your fault?
Suffice say my day got off a bad start, even for me.
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I Am Always
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Posted:Oct 26, 2019 7:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:1 am
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I am always a phone call away
I am always a short drive away
I am always moments away
I am always right there
I am
always
(For A.)
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I Am Always
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Posted:Oct 26, 2019 7:17 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:1 am
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I am always a phone call away
I am always a short drive away
I am always moments away
I am always right there
I am
always
(For A.)
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A Trip Around the World? Yes, Please!
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Posted:Oct 25, 2019 6:54 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 5:1 am
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My favorite recent DVD acquisition is this promotional video for a "travel agency" which sent you to exotic parts of the world to hook up with foxy foreign ladies, or as I like to think of it, "Sex Tourism." That's right, girls, before the Internet and Webcams, you had to produce a video to hawk your wares.
The pawn shop where I bought this, which prides itself on not accepting any unrated, family-unfriendly videos, couldn't thank me enough for pointing out what they had inadvertently placed on their shelves.
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