the best Penis ENLARGEMENT Device is a WOMAN ????
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Posted:Jan 25, 2009 7:44 am
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2009 5:11 am
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Occasionally, I have the pleasure of meeting People (Men and Women) who know all sorts of neat "tricks" to make your SEXUAL Encounters more PLEASURABLE and ENJOYABLE ..... but ..... unfortunately, MOST really don't know SHIT ... 
In an effort to "help" ... I'll pass this info along .... for the "INEXPERIENCED" 
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies ..... for the Gender to supposedly be the SMARTER of the Species, you really do and say some DUMB SHIT sometimes .... 
Since GUYS aren't SMART ENOUGH to "figure out" EXACTLY what YOU WANT .... WHEN you WANT IT .... HOW you WANT IT done .. etc. ..... wouldn't it make MORE SENSE to use your Superior Intellect to TEACH him ? .... wouldn't that ensure YOUR PLEASURE ? .... GUYS are so fuckin' SIMPLE to TRAIN .... so EASY to UNDERSTAND ... so, here's a CRASH COURSE on GUYS
How the ERECTION works : 
an Erection is Stimulated in 2 ways : Physical Stimulation (nerve endings throughout the Penis) & Mental Stimulation (Erotic/Excitable THOUGHTS)
"STIMULATION" triggers Blood Flow to the 3 Caverns of the Penis .... Blood filling the Caverns is what produces the ERECTION .....
F.Y.I. > the Entire LENGTH of the Penis Extends from the Head of the Penis ALL THE WAY "BACK" to the ANUS ..... Attached to the Pubic by Ligaments (which are very FLEXIBLE)
PHYSICAL Stimulation isn't that "complicated" .... though ... Each Guy will "differ" somewhat ........ I'll come back to the Physical Stuff in a moment
MENTAL .... here's where the DISASTERS come-in  ............ Ladies, unless you're fortunate enough to be with a guy who's very SECURE with himself and his Sexual abilities ......... (how often does That happen ?) ..... then THIS is where the PROBLEMS will happen ...... so, here's some "simple" DOs & DON'Ts to help Increase your chances of a Pleasurable Experience :
WATCH WHAT YOU "SAY" ..... the biggest FUCK-UPs Women make in the Bedroom is TALKING ..... depending on WHAT you SAY can determine the Outcome of the whole experience ...... ( Luckily, some guys don't LISTEN to ANYTHING women say ... so, these guys are IMUNE to this  ) ...... NEVER EVER EVER act "impatient" with a guy ..... ESPECIALLY if he's having "trouble" Erecting his Penis ...... Instead of saying something CRITICIZING or "SHITTY" that will only Guarantee NO ERECTION .... Instead ..... FAKE IT ... "ACT" turned-ON ...... ACT like he's SEXY and making you HOT ... touch him ALL OVER ..... Lick his Nipples, rub his Ass .... be CREATIVE .... your PATIENCE and assertiveness will bring better RESULTS >>!
we've all noticed that Erection SIZE changes on EVERY Guy .... each Penis Increases in SIZE the CLOSER he gets to EJACULATION ... (except for the PRE-JACKS .... if that happens, don't suck it... instead, lick the balls and shaft near the anus .... soon, it will get ERECT again ).... the TESTES ("balls") are 2 SEPERATE body parts that follow the same "rules" ..... they RAISE-UP ( are "retracted" ) as the Penis gets closer to Ejaculation ..... as the TESTES are retracted, the skin surrounding the Testes (nut sac) will retract also ....... what many do NOT "notice" though, is that the REAR of the Penis' Caverns will ENLARGE also as the Testes retract ..... as these parts Enlarge, the full Length & Thickness of the Penis INCREASES ....
here's some "tricks" that will Help : help RAISE the Testes .... pull them UP .... LICK them UPWARD .... stimulate them to be retracted ..... just don't LET HIm "cum" ..... lick the Penis BEHIND THE BALLS !!! ......... why ? ..... because this will Stimulate MORE BLOOD FLOW to the normally "neglected" parts of the Caverns ... which will INCREASE the SIZE of the Penis .... in Length and Thickness .... which ... is REALLY what you WANT anyway .... RIGHT ? ..... a BIGGER COCK to play with ? ....... one that's ROCK HARD ? ..... the LONGER the guy can maintain his ERECTION and the more it's Stimulated through the ENTIRE LENGTH of the Shaft, the Longer and Thicker the Penis will get because the SIZE of the Caverns will INCREASE Storage of Blood ...... simple SCIENCE 
WHOLE HAND GRAB ....... a HUGE "Mistake" women make is Holding a guy's Penis with only a few Fingers ... while the other fingers "fan-out" ..... the MENTAL PROJECTION guys SEE is a SMALL PENIS ...... THINK !!! ......... wouldn't it make more SENSE to ACT like the guy is BIGGER ? ..... wouldn't that create a BETTER RESULT ? ..... more chance of a PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE ?
be CREATIVE ..... even if the guy is only about 4" long .... you are SMART, remember ? ..... you can figure out a way make it LOOK like you are grabbing his cock with your ENTIRE HAND ...... getting the nuts to retract is very helpful here ...... GRAB and HOLD it in a way to make it LOOK like his Penis is LONGER .... BIGGER ..... a POSITIVE Mental Image will Stimulate a Bigger Harder ERECTION ...... TRUTH ........ hell, if the guy is over 7", use BOTH HANDS .... that would REALLY be an EGO BOOST for the GUY (and a better PERFORMER for YOU) ... make it LOOK like it's BIGGER ..... and it WILL get BIGGER
as the Testes retract .... lick the guy's Penis from the REAR of the shaft (near the Anus) all the way UP ... make the NUTS go to each SIDE of the Penis .. even if the guy is not "used to it", it WILL stimulate more blood storage in the caverns ... which WILL make the Penis BIGGER
the UPPER part of the Penis shaft (above the Circumcision Scar or Foreskin "band") : this part of the Penis has MORE Nerve Endings than the rest of the Penis ..... Experienced Guys LOVE this part to be Stimulated whereas Inexperienced Guys are very "sensitive" here ........ either way, though ..... stimulating this area is excellent for increasing LENGTH and HARDNESS of Erection
if you REALLY want a Cock to get BIG and HARD ..... suck on it from the "band" or "scar" UP .... while stimulating the Testes to retract .... keeping the Penis raised UPWARD (close to stomach) .... occaisionally licking shaft from anus UPWARD ... then back to sucking upper-shaft ..... FULL FIST GRAB ............ do this combination ...... once it's REALLY HARD ..... THEN ... let him STICK IT OUT ...... guaranteed, it will be LONGER
DEEP THROAT : Ladies, don't do this when a guy is NOT "fully erect" yet ..... WAIT ..... Deep Throat ONLY "AFTER" the guy is FULLY ERECT ..... ok ? ..... if a guy has SIZE INSECURITIES ... do NOT do the DEEP THROAT thing .... it will only increase the NEGATIVE Mental Image ..... ( his HANG-UPs ) .....save the deep Throat thang for a CONFIDENT GUY with a BIG DICK ... ok ? 
GUYS ...... the Longer you can maintain your Erection, the LARGER your Penis will get .... it's just that SIMPLE ...... stimulate Blood Flow to the ENTIRE LENGTH of the Penis .... HALF of your COCK is BEHIND the BALLS ...... don't IGNORE it ...... STIMULATE IT ......... watch how much BIGGER it gets
Muscle Growth Stimulates PRODUCTION of more Red Blood Cells ....... this INCREASES Blood VOLUME ..... Strengthen the Muscles Involved !!! ...... Especially .....Lower Abs, Lower Back, Glutes, and the Penis' SUPPORTIVE Muscles in the Pelvic Region (P.C., B.C., I.C.)
what TIPS can YOU add ?
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the "REASON" most Women are so "Bitchy" ???
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Posted:Nov 4, 2008 10:59 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2009 4:47 pm
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to be "Honest" ... most of the time ... I think the Majority of Women unecessarily "BITCH & MOAN" for no justifiable reason 
never really "understood" it before 
not until ...... TODAY
this morning, I was doing my normal Morning-Bathroom Stuff .... while looking in the mirror, I noticed something ... something that "bothered" me
I noticed about 20 eyebrow-HAIRS growing .... yep ... between my eyebrows !!! 
OMG !!!! 
... I've witnessed alot of "Corporate-Mergers" and "Hostile-Takeovers", but THIS is One "Merger" I would NOT "ALLOW" ..... The "UNI-BROW MERGER" was something I had to STOP !!! 
ok ... no "Big Deal", right ? ...... I've seen Women do this a Million Times ... can't be THAT BAD, right ?
Grab the tweezers, and focus on the LARGEST HAIR ... right in the MIDDLE ... the Hair grasped firmly ... breathe-in ... half-exhale ..... YANK
 OUCH !!! ... Holy Shit ! ... that HURT !
I've had Broken Bones, severe Burns, deep cuts, even a Bullet wound ..... but NOTHING .... I mean NOTHING i've ever experienced before had a Level of discomfort and PAIN to equal THIS
by the 5th Hair, I gained a whole new UNDERSTANDING of why Women "Complain" ....
sure, by the 8th Hair, I had the Pain-thang under CONTROL ... and, it didn't seem so .... uhm .... BAD .... anymore ... but I still FEEL this strange ... UNCOMFORTABLE ... sensation
I keep rubbing between my eyebrows ... to ... soothe it ???
hell if I know "WHY"
Anyway .... Ladies, you have my Admiration and Respect 
BRAVO !!! ....
as much as it "Bothered" me, though .... I have this weird desire to yank some MORE .... ????? ..... what the HELL is that about ????
no Wonder Women are so ..... hmmmm .... INTERESTING ???
I LUV YA anyway  
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"Every time I try to get OUT... they Pull me back IN" ......
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Posted:Oct 24, 2008 8:50 am
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2008 6:53 pm
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well, I "tried" to escape this Life .... wanted to let-go .... but, Luvmunkey's work is NOT "done"
New "Town" to play-in .... things are getting very "interesting" lately
anyway .......... Hello  ........... again
the Luvmunkey LIVES
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Luvmunkey
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Posted:Sep 6, 2008 1:00 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2008 6:40 pm
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Yesterday, a "thought" came to me ... a thought that just won't "GO AWAY" ...
in a moment of "sadness", this thought popped into my mind ..... the thought of all the times I felt my Heart "break" ....
I don't EVER watse time thinking of whose "fault" it was or focus on "blame" ..... what "difference" would it make ?
but, I did feel "sad", and that emotion is clinging to this thought ... this thought that just won't GO AWAY ..... I really do NOT "like" the rare times I allow myself to think and feel this way .... it's "pointless"
I guess the "reason" I'm having trouble "shaking" this thought/feeling is because at the "moment", I'm missing the feeling of "closeness" with a woman ..... the "connection" ......
who am I kidding ? ..... I miss being In-LOVE with a woman ....... FUCK !!! I hate when I acknowledge this ....
usually, I'm so "care-free" ... so "easy-going"
.... usually, Im "happy" with accepting the FACT that I'll probably NEVER find "THE ONE" .... it's never been much of a "challenge" for me to find a gal to LUV for a "moment" .... and usually, I can "ignore" the "emptiness" I feel in "relationships" like that ..... I get "laid", which feels GOOD, I get a gal who "pretends" to "care" about me for a moment .... and everything is FINE ....
I enjoy NOT being "stuck" in a "Settled-for" Relationship .... been there, Done that, BURNED the t-shirt ...... NEVER AGAIN
I'm "fine" with "waiting" for that very Special ONE ..... even if that means I may NEVER find her ... I still prefer THAT to making a LOVE-committment to a woman I'm NOT HONESTLY, ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY "IN-LOVE" with...
there have been lovers that I "wanted" to be THE ONE ..... non-lovers too ...
but, I'll never ask a woman to "change" to be what I want them to be .... and NO FUKIN' WAY will "I" be "trained" or "tamed" by ANYONE ...
"if you don't LOVE and ADORE me for the man I "am", then "we" are NOT "right" for each other
I'll NEVER change my mind on THAT ... or the feelings in my heart
I don't feel that I need to "apologize" to ANYONE for wanting a woman that can keep her body somewhat "in-shape" ...... I'm not "criticizing" any woman who does NOT, but I sure as HELL don't understand why I'm supposed to "ignore" something like THAT .... this is something beyond a "physical attraction" ....... how you treat Yourself and your body defines YOU ... your character .... your beliefs .... it exposes your EMOTIONS and how you handle your emotions .... duh
despite popular "opinion" .... I'm not looking for a fukin' "Barbie Doll" ..... Barbies are PLASTIC .... who the fuck wants THAT ?
i almost "married" a gal (would have been #3) who had an "inch to pinch" here and there .... and I thought she was the SEXIEST woman I've ever known ..... it has nothing to do with physical "perfection" .... hell, sometimes, even "I" have a 1/2" to pinch (sometimes) .... I'm not "perfect" either ...... so what
I'm not a "slut" or a "" .... I'm an Incredible Lover who makes temporary-connections with women (not "lately" though) .... I satisfy "urges and desires" for the moment ... I do what I can to make my Lover feel "special" ...
but I do NOT see anything WRONG with that and it says NOTHING about ability and DESIRE to committ myself to only ONE ....... I've done it .... I CAN do it .....
and for THE ONE ....... I "WILL" do it
it's not the BODY .... it's NOT the MIND ...it's NOT any ONE THING
I want the PACKAGE ... the WHOLE THING .... ultimately though, it's the connection between the HEARTS .....
there it IS .......
shit, "REALITY" is coming back to me now .... yep, I KNOW I'll probably never find her .... she'll mistake me for a "player" ...... because my "guard" is up too high to clearly SEE the man I really am ...... and I won't SEE her either for the same stupid reason .....
this is my world ...... what can I do ?
maybe ....... one day
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Want to KNOW who your FRIENDS are ?
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Posted:Sep 4, 2008 5:10 am
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2008 4:22 pm
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Years ago, I used to live in Atlanta. I was 23 years old, and looked into this get-rich-quick sales position selling Halon fire extinguishers for "homes".
I was hangin' out with the office manager, and asked him Why a guy with a college degree would do THIS for a living ...... he explained to me that he was "broke", had no job-leads, and needed to make money "fast" .... he told he was in a Fraternity @ Georgia Tech, and when he took this position, he immediately went to all his "Brothers" and asked for "help" .... they ALL bought his product, had their friends buy his product, so he never had to actually "sell" at all ...... he sold so many, so FAST to his "Brothers", that the Company immediately promoted him to Office Manager, where all he had to do was Train others with a generic "sales pitch", and he got paid a percentage from total office sales ..... his financial worries OVER !
That's "LOVE" .... that's "FRIENDSHIP" .... helping your friend in-need .... Beautiful
as many know, the last few months, I was working on a project .... with the "Intention" of helping everyone and the "HOPES" of making some REAL money
when I finished the Project, any of my "FRIENDS" could have been "supportive", and spent the measily $20 to buy my "gift" ... but, instead, every fukin' one of my "friends" wanted a FREE copy of the DVD .... "me" being the stupid-ass "GIVING TYPE-of-GUY" let each of them have a DVD free ....
Every one of my friends knows I'm "struggling" financially right now, but not ONE OF THEM would put out $20 to support me
sure, they ALL say "thanks" .... and they will all benefit from my "gift", but what about "ME" ?
guess "Lesson Learned" ..... I don't have any "Friends" ..... wish I was the type that could say "Fuck-You" every time THEY need help ...
I help these Mutha-fuka's every day with their shit, but no help for me .... whatever
guess I know WHO my friends ARE ..... the guys who took the time to Praise me for an Incredible Job on the DVD .... guys I've never "met" or talked to before ... that's sad
hey, maybe I can work 3 jobs ... maybe THEN, I can make enough to "survive" .. 2 is NOT enough
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Keep Your COOL, Luvmunkey .......
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Posted:Sep 2, 2008 7:08 am
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2008 4:19 pm
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all of you that KNOW me, know I ALWAYS TRY to find the "bright side" to things ....... 
Election-times are the WORST for me .... because these are the times I get to see the Human Animal at it's WORST 
when I'm trying to decide who to VOTE for, I try to base my decision on who will MOST EFFECTIVELY make changes for the BETTER for ALL .... not an EASY task, I know ...... so many people with so many different Beliefs ... hard to "agree" or find "common ground" on things most of the time
the PROBLEM ?
how am I supposed to make an "educated" decision on a Candidate's "Intentions" and "Ability to Make Things Happen" when all I get to SEE and HEAR is "bashing" ? (looks like I'll have to do my own RESEARCH, since the Media is resorting, as always, to Immature Bullshit ... useless)
"Cutting someone down does NOT make you any taller" ...
"Nor does it add an Inch to your Dick" ...
so, why do it ?
I want to know what a person's INTENTIONS are
I want to know if they have the GUTS and Strength to KEEP THEIR PROMISES
give me a person who's MADE MISTAKES, LEARNED FROM THEM, and Has the STRENGTH and INTENTION to make our world a BETTER PLACE for EVERYONE ... person like THAT, I'd fight for
hey, "beats" a lyin' MF who "pretends" to be "perfect" ....... they are NOT
how you "handle" yourself when the "school yard bullies" fuck with you SAYS ALOT about the Person you REALLY ARE ....
it's time to GROW UP ! it doesn't matter if someone else thinks or feels "different" than I do
... I can still RESPECT them and their RIGHT to believe anything they want .....
... as long as no one "steps on my toes", or tries to CONTROL me, my thoughts, my feelings ...what does it matter ?
Cuba got it's ass kicked by that Hurricane, but because LEADERS want to be Enemies, we can't even HELP our fellow HUMANS in NEED ..... does that sound like ADULTS ? .... or Immature ?
I don't have to "like" someone to live Happily in the same world as them
YOU are responsible for YOUR ACTIONS and REACTIONS
.... you can't blame anyone else for them
if someone else Pisses you OFF ... ask this question first before you "react" :
was it their INTENTION to "hurt" ? ...
if the answer is NO .... LET IT GO
if the answer is YES ...... Spank 'em
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER ..... time to GROW UP
there you go
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my video Luvs to rotate ....
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Posted:Aug 31, 2008 4:03 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2024 8:36 am
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a few people have asked my WHY does the sex video "flip" sometimes ...
when "I" saw that, I laughed my ass off 
FOR THE RECORD ..... No, it wasn't "me" who did that ... hahahaha
the recording "I" have and uploaded does NOT do that .... and I really don't KNOW why it's doing that ..... but ..... perhaps this has something to do with one of my "Quotes" :
"CHANGE YOUR VIEW" ..... I'm known for saying that ALL THE TIME ... especially on the DVD ... so, maybe the "higher powers" thought it would be funny to poke at me a lil' bit .... hahahaha
however it happened ...... I LUV IT ..... I think it's hilarious
so, NO it was NOT "me" who made the video clip do that .... but .... I actually think it's funny as hell, so I hope they leave it like that ... hahaha
there's the TRUTH
Luvmunkey
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getting ready for the Hurricane ... AGAIN
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Posted:Aug 30, 2008 3:47 pm
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2008 7:49 am
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Well, once AGAIN ... New Orleans and the Mississippi Coast are getting ready for a potential "HIT" .....
I work in new Orleans, but live near Mississippi Coast ....
New Orleans got all the "press" and "sympathy", but it was the Mississippi Coast that was DEMOLISHED ..... MASS DESTRUCTION .... I know .. I SAW IT ... I LIVE HERE
Military troops are HERE now ... somewhat to help Evacuation .... mostly to STOP THE THEIVES
here we go AGAIN ...... though I have respect and admiration for Law Enforcement ( it's a VERY DIFFICULT and DEMANDING Job ) ..... I did have a "run-in" with a lil' smart-ass Bastard wanna-be BULLY in the Military in the "KATRINA DAYS".... I sincerely hope EVERYONE in my surrounding area will AVOID these troops as much as possible ..... these are mostly YOUNG guys with no experience dealing with the public, and they have very BIG GUNS and some have very big ATTITUDES ....
Best Wishes to all my neighbors in the surrounding area ... we will SURVIVE
Pray For Us
Luvmunkey - OUT
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any "TEACHERS" out there ? .......
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Posted:Aug 24, 2008 5:31 am
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2008 3:50 pm
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anyone out there have Knowledge and Experience they want to "share" with a curious mind who wants to LEARN from your experiences
I'm especially interested in those with experience Making MONEY .... I'm a Brilliant Un-Trained Un-Disciplined MIND ..... I have the "ideas" ..... I need to know how to make these dreams REALITY
anyone have Experience earning MONEY in the Adult Biz ? ......... I'd really LOVE to hear your story
tell me about YOU .... I'm "interested"
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a lady "smokin hot" ...a woman who can make me "fall deeply in LUST" with her .....I need a temporary LUV 
